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But in all honesty, the best pizza is Piecasso's Leonardos pizza. White base with mozzarella, spicy italian sausage, spinach, fresh garlic and fresh basil. So good.
See that, that's the pizza inferno, available incrementally however mostly random at German and Dutch Lidl's.
It's not really a pizza, it's more like a piece of cardboard, very much akin to the rest of the box, and only divers in the fact that it's round and covered in an incomprehensibly thick layer of spices.
On your first bite you will initially think: mmm. this is not too bad. Then it hits you. And it it's you hard, harder then Vitaly Klitchko in his prime, harder then Michael Bay's boner for explosions, harder then being friendzoned by a top lvl model qt, Etc...
If you manage to eat an entire pizza, a feat of Biblical proportions only more real, you will have the worst and most painful smelly farts for the next two hours, followed by a moment of excreting feces that's excruciatingly painful as your body will try to push the undigested slices of pain out whole. You will feel, violated, dirty and in pain.
See that, that's the pizza inferno, available incrementally however mostly random at German and Dutch Lidl's.
It's not really a pizza, it's more like a piece of cardboard, very much akin to the rest of the box, and only divers in the fact that it's round and covered in an incomprehensibly thick layer of spices.
On your first bite you will initially think: mmm. this is not too bad. Then it hits you. And it it's you hard, harder then Vitaly Klitchko in his prime, harder then Michael Bay's boner for explosions, harder then being friendzoned by a top lvl model qt, Etc...
If you manage to eat an entire pizza, a feat of Biblical proportions only more real, you will have the worst and most painful smelly farts for the next two hours, followed by a moment of excreting feces that's excruciatingly painful as your body will try to push the undigested slices of pain out whole. You will feel, violated, dirty and in pain.
