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How to order rolling papers threw mail without parent noticing

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nickgarcia98
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how do i get rolling papaers threw mail. dont live near smoke shop :(
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eheath
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*through

and get the mail before them?
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.FRY.
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use their paypal account and tell them you're expecting something bad in the mail. they won't suspect a thing.
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soulskier
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Order rolling papers with educational materials printed on them, study, roll
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chickenonabun
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dood don't gas stations have those? If not just just use dolla dolla bills.
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timmi
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Can't you buy rolling papers pretty well anywhere? Do you need to be a certain age?
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timmi
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Anyway, just order it to a friends house who's mom has a drinking problem
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japanada
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My buddy has used the empty pages of a bible before. Seemed to work. So Id say just hit up your local library!
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FreedGucci
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Gas stations, pharmacies, parents' closet.. Guarantee you you'll find them at one of those three places
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Blake.P
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If you can't figure out how to get rolling papers, you probably shouldn't be smoking
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.squirrely.
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soak normal computer paper in bleach it makes it easy to roll and burns slow
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Blake.PIf you can't figure out how to get rolling papers, you probably shouldn't be smoking


I loled
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ZachAndCheese
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Tell your mom its rapping paper for presents and she can't see it. If you actually really need them either have the post office hold them and pick them up in person or have them shipped to an abandoned or foreclosed house in your neighborhood. Fedex can be given instructions so I've told them to hide items for me under my porch or in my barn.
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lukemeahan.
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order of amazon and don't let them open the package?
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matoco
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Smoke some shitty homemade gravity bong or something stupid like kids your age should be. Or find some older kid who is sketchy enough to buy you shit and have you think he's the man.
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Sno.
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I don't understand, op. Why not go to a gas station and buy some?
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TACO-DOG.exe
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do you even smoke chyll weed


i doubt it
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GayWolf420
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idk dude sounds like ur totally fuked bro
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theabortionator
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Go to a store and buy them, have somebody buy them, steal your parents bible, get a fucking bowl, use an apple, or boof that shit.


Or just stop being a bitch. These threads are just bad. IF you can't figure out how to smoke maybe you're too dumb to be smoking.

Or are you just trying to get a pack to show off in middle school?
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Kazabazua
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I see your in a bit of a predicament, here's what you need to do:

1. Get a lightbulb and with the help of an adult clean everything out of it.

2. Using some soap clean the inside and make sure it is spotless.

3. Insert your bathsalts and hold a flame about 90 degrees.

4. Inhale and then eat your parents.
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Ribss.
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Blake.PIf you can't figure out how to get rolling papers, you probably shouldn't be smoking


Preach.

This is probably some kid with an elaborate plan to smoke his first joint or some shit... I miss those days.
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SFB
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order them through amazon and then delete system 32 to get rid of any traces.
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TheGreenBastard
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You need to find an Indian, feather or dot
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El_Barto.
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If you paypal me some money i will send em disguised as something else. PM me
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Sno.
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El_Barto.If you paypal me some money i will send em disguised as something else. PM me


yeah, send money to barto. He will send you some rolling papers in a porno box.
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nickgarcia98
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ZachAndCheeseTell your mom its rapping paper for presents and she can't see it. If you actually really need them either have the post office hold them and pick them up in person or have them shipped to an abandoned or foreclosed house in your neighborhood. Fedex can be given instructions so I've told them to hide items for me under my porch or in my barn.


Smart I think ill try that
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CaptainObvious.
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snobunnyyeah, send money to barto. He will send you some rolling papers in a porno box.


I can confirm this.

Also, if you PM your phone number to Bart.Man he can text you the closest address in your area where you can pick some up.
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El_Barto.
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snobunnyyeah, send money to barto. He will send you some rolling papers in a porno box.


Sad thing is im totally being serious. I remember being 16 and having a hard time getting a pipe. I mean, it wasnt really that hard because i had friends and wasnt a loser so they could hook it up.

What im trying to say is that OP is a loser who just wants to get high and i will help him out
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.Hugo.
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Im confused, what the hell are rolling papers?
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.Im confused, what the hell are rolling papers?


Specialty fire resistant paper in case you happen to catch on fire. stop, drop and roll
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.Hugo.
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El_Barto.Specialty fire resistant paper in case you happen to catch on fire. stop, drop and roll


Huh, surprised ive never heard of those before.

So if I put the pieces together correctly, op doesnt want his parent to know hes ordering some because he is going to set his house on fire at night and doesnt want any of his family to survive? Well besides him of course
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humpty
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OP:
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.Huh, surprised ive never heard of those before.

So if I put the pieces together correctly, op doesnt want his parent to know hes ordering some because he is going to set his house on fire at night and doesnt want any of his family to survive? Well besides him of course


Man, thats fucked OP. Youre an asshole
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.FRY.
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OP killing your family is so un chyll
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Jeebus.
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Smuggle them in your anus, your parents will never see it coming!
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