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Best High SChool Prank

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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
Title says it all. I'm gonna be a senior in highschool and me and my buddies wanna go out with a bang.
List off great ones you did or heard of!
Jul 21 2014 1:59PM
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GayWolf420
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bomb threats are always a comedy classic.
Jul 21 2014 2:00PM
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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
DeebieSkeebiesbomb threats are always a comedy classic.


Hahah yeah we laughed about that one for a while and quickly dropped the idea
Jul 21 2014 2:03PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
shit your pants in class. Do it. You wont.
Jul 21 2014 2:10PM
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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
spliff.Lifeshit your pants in class. Do it. You wont.


There was a kid who graduated a few years ago that took a shit in the landing of the stairs everyday for two weeks and they didnt catch him until the beginning of the 3rd week haha.
Jul 21 2014 2:11PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
You and your friends should blow each other in the middle of the hallway. Then if anyone looks call them gay for watching
Jul 21 2014 2:16PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Mattress.
Pool.

Crane.
Jul 21 2014 2:16PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Caucasian_AsianMattress.
Pool.

Crane.


Put a crane in the mattress. It'll take a pool to get it out.
Jul 21 2014 2:24PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
C'mon you should at least try to do something original instead of getting ideas off an internet forum.

Buddy of mine is thinking about planting marijuana seeds in all of the plants in classrooms and see the shitstorm that follows when the teachers all get caught growing weed in the school
Jul 21 2014 2:26PM
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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
I knew this would go south hahaha
Jul 21 2014 2:31PM
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.Hugo.
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DevC'mon you should at least try to do something original instead of getting ideas off an internet forum.

Buddy of mine is thinking about planting marijuana seeds in all of the plants in classrooms and see the shitstorm that follows when the teachers all get caught growing weed in the school


What school do you go to? I know a few kids in your area and one of them told me a kid they knew was thinking about doing this
Jul 21 2014 2:31PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Add all of your teachers as members on the kkk's website. The gov't will investigate them, they will loose their jobs and you will generally destroy their lives.
Jul 21 2014 2:36PM
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humpty
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Make one of these with your schools name and info on it and hang it in all the bathrooms
Jul 21 2014 2:38PM
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spaceghostpurp
Posts: 249 - Karma: 835
get three pigs and label them 1, 2, and 4. the end result will be the best
Jul 21 2014 2:39PM
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Peachbutt
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.Hugo.What school do you go to? I know a few kids in your area and one of them told me a kid they knew was thinking about doing this


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Jul 21 2014 2:42PM
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.Hugo.
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DevRush-Henrietta


Thanks now I know what school to notify. Hope you and your friend have fun in prison
Jul 21 2014 2:47PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7268 - Karma: 33,301
Steal a bus and drive it into a lake. Happened at a school near me a while ago and the people were never caught.
Jul 21 2014 3:02PM
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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
spaceghostpurpget three pigs and label them 1, 2, and 4. the end result will be the best


Someone did this at a highschool close to mine. Except before hand, they greased the pigs, and dumped gallons of sex lube down the hallway
Jul 21 2014 3:13PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Than you obviously have a fucked up sense of humor
Jul 21 2014 6:48PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Bring a cow op to the top floor of your school. Then break the elevator. They would have to butcher it to get it out of the building.
Jul 21 2014 7:16PM
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skiersupreme
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some seniors a couple years ago broke into the school, let three pigs loose numbered 1,2 and 4. They shat all over the place and trashed the school, and then the district shut down school for a couple days while they were looking for pig number 3.
Jul 21 2014 7:25PM
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El_Barto.
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skiersupremesome seniors a couple years ago broke into the school, let three pigs loose numbered 1,2 and 4. They shat all over the place and trashed the school, and then the district shut down school for a couple days while they were looking for pig number 3.


That didnt happen
Jul 21 2014 7:45PM
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Phil-X-
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Take a shit on your deans desk
Jul 21 2014 9:32PM
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Sno.
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I broke into my high school in the middle of the night and did some stuff, but I still can't say what it is because I don't want it to catch up with me. /claim.

You should...replace all of the VHS and/or DVDs in the library that are there for student/teacher check-out with pornos.
Jul 21 2014 9:37PM
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JAHpow
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iskiPC1997Someone did this at a highschool close to mine. Except before hand, they greased the pigs, and dumped gallons of sex lube down the hallway


El_Barto.That didnt happen


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Jul 21 2014 9:39PM
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.FRY.
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Jul 21 2014 10:36PM
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.Hugo.
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You really think him and deebie were serious? Yeeeeeeeesh
Jul 21 2014 10:44PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
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This explains why my showers always clogged!
Jul 21 2014 10:59PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Put suction cut dildos all over the principals car
Jul 22 2014 12:29AM
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GayWolf420
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Sending an envelope full of white powder to the front office is funnier
Jul 22 2014 2:19AM
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Bread.
Posts: 769 - Karma: 540
We had panels on the ceiling of our class rooms that could be lifted up. So what i did was get a bunch of battery powered alarm clocks set them all for different times throughout the school day, lifted one of the cieling boards up and threw the alarms in-between the walls between class rooms. From what I hear they are still going off at different times 6 months later.
Jul 22 2014 3:06AM
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El_flanderino
Posts: 65 - Karma: 260
concrete a toilet to the entrance of the parking lot
Jul 22 2014 4:58AM
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nickgarcia98
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Someone put 5 chickens in the girls locker room and stole our principles computer. Haven't found him
Jul 22 2014 3:07PM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
skool is 4 chumps
Jul 22 2014 9:18PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Get every single guy to poop in all the urinals on the same day.

Just pile it in.
Jul 22 2014 9:26PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
We had a senior prank (more vandalism than anything) at our school where a bunch of guys stacked all the lunch tables together and then fired paintballs all through the school. This was like 5 years before I graduated.
Jul 22 2014 10:52PM
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.Steezy-McGee.
Posts: 369 - Karma: 2,620
Put hot glue in all of the door locks.
Jul 23 2014 1:21AM
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K-Dot.
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Put zip ties on all of the lockers
Jul 23 2014 11:25AM
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montanan
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we stuck a rotting pig butt in a locker and locked it shut with one of our locks. by the time they figured it out and when they cut the lock, i guess from what i hear the princible almost passed out from t he stench the first time the cut the lock. haha.
Jul 23 2014 11:38AM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
Have a satanic ritual and sacrifice a goat in a pentagram of fire
Jul 23 2014 12:07PM
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Randel
Posts: 123 - Karma: 178
Running of the bulls
Jul 23 2014 12:08PM
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Mr.Mitten
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If you're not a pussy you'll do what kids at my school did like 15 years ago. We had closed off courtyards in between hallways that you couldn't get into, but they had vegetation and stuff inside them. The seniors that year decided to get a cow corpse and put it in the courtyard... Our school made national news
Jul 23 2014 12:30PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
Make the same thread, at the same time of year, each year for all of eternity. That'll show them!

Also people at my school dangled a golf cart off the roof.
Jul 23 2014 1:22PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
cigHave a satanic ritual and sacrifice a goat in a pentagram of fire


or just sacrifice a kid
Jul 23 2014 7:30PM
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