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Hosting a banger for me and my bro's, how to make it better?

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Byron_tha_gr8
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Im hosting this super epic project x theme'ed molly party. Im already going to play tons of dope EDM, what else do I need to do? Im going to get a 24 rack of PBR I hope thats good enough.
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Jun 30 2014 2:33PM
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.Rybak.
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Sounds fucking retarded.
Jun 30 2014 2:35PM
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frosted_flakes
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Jun 30 2014 2:39PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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Get a gun and shoot yourself in the face. That will set off a world wide party, sickest banger ever.
Jun 30 2014 2:40PM
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yelsel
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make jungle juice.

instead of booze, add bleach. guaranteed to be a good time.
Jun 30 2014 2:41PM
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iSmokeweed
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if youare really fucking with rolls, then you should def get some party lights. if you can a projector for a liquid light show you all will trip out.

and bassnectar -noise vs beauty is a monster album
Jun 30 2014 3:15PM
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profa_212
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Dude you can't get wind. All the air benders are extinct, duh.
Jun 30 2014 3:18PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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it would be a plus if op appeared so he could pass out and get dicks drawn on him
Jun 30 2014 3:19PM
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Wampire
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Banger for you and your bros?

more like you banging your bros
Jun 30 2014 3:28PM
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ZachAndCheese
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I would recommend a station for boofing LSD or cocaine. It gets the party going.
Jun 30 2014 3:29PM
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lIllI
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Definitely going to want to stock up on lube if you're gang banging your bros.
Jun 30 2014 4:44PM
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.FRY.
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whatever you do, make sure it's byron approved
Jun 30 2014 7:36PM
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little1337
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Fucking suicide
Jun 30 2014 7:44PM
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goodnoooo
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i'm disappointed.


thats all.
Jun 30 2014 8:46PM
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Bodhisattva_
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A pound of cocaine
Jun 30 2014 8:53PM
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louie.mirags
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100 bundles of herion
Jun 30 2014 8:57PM
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Phil-X-
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A large jungle cat
Jun 30 2014 9:11PM
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Bodhisattva_
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yelselmake jungle juice.

instead of booze, add bleach. guaranteed to be a good time.


Thizzle.A pound of cocaine


louie.mirags100 bundles of herion


Phil-X-A large jungle cat


Fuck NS sure knows how to party. Ya'll are invited to my first party I'm gonna be hosting since I'm living off campus for the first time this year. Don't forget the supplies. With all of this it will be a perfectly balanced party.

Also there will be lots of death involved, I hope that's cool with everyone.
Jun 30 2014 9:15PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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Thizzle.Fuck NS sure knows how to party. Ya'll are invited to my first party I'm gonna be hosting since I'm living off campus for the first time this year. Don't forget the supplies. With all of this it will be a perfectly balanced party.

Also there will be lots of death involved, I hope that's cool with everyone.


Sounds good, you're not a douche like Byron so I'm fairly sure it will be a cool party.
Jun 30 2014 9:25PM
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Tinga
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beer
Jun 30 2014 9:37PM
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ModMommy
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Balloons filled with toxic gas
Jun 30 2014 9:39PM
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erica
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chicks
Jun 30 2014 9:41PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Thizzle.I'm living off campus for the first time this year.

Damn 8th graders live on their own nowadays?
Jun 30 2014 10:02PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Is banger a code word for circle jerk? Kids these days with their slang and such.
Jun 30 2014 10:11PM
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Jro.
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These are great party favors
Jun 30 2014 10:12PM
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acualywasdolan
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louie.mirags100 bundles of herion


One day im going to have a heroin party. syringes ready to go will be served like ordeurves
Jun 30 2014 10:56PM
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Bodhisattva_
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ZachAndCheeseDamn 8th graders live on their own nowadays?


Lol you realize probably the biggest demographic on this site, as well as most internet sites, is people between age 18-24 many of whom are students right? Your joke was doomed from the start.


Now if HP123 had made my post, your comment would have been relevant because he is 12.
Jun 30 2014 11:57PM
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deeeeezy
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4 kegs should suffice
Jul 1 2014 2:11AM
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