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Hosting a banger for me and my bro's, how to make it better?

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Byron_tha_gr8
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Im hosting this super epic project x theme'ed molly party. Im already going to play tons of dope EDM, what else do I need to do? Im going to get a 24 rack of PBR I hope thats good enough.
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11 years ago
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.Rybak.
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Sounds fucking retarded.
11 years ago
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frosted_flakes
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11 years ago
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gRAPEFRUIT
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Get a gun and shoot yourself in the face. That will set off a world wide party, sickest banger ever.
11 years ago
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yelsel
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make jungle juice.

instead of booze, add bleach. guaranteed to be a good time.
11 years ago
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iSmokeweed
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if youare really fucking with rolls, then you should def get some party lights. if you can a projector for a liquid light show you all will trip out.

and bassnectar -noise vs beauty is a monster album
11 years ago
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profa_212
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Dude you can't get wind. All the air benders are extinct, duh.
11 years ago
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Turd.Ferguson
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it would be a plus if op appeared so he could pass out and get dicks drawn on him
11 years ago
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Wampire
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Banger for you and your bros?

more like you banging your bros
11 years ago
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ZachAndCheese
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I would recommend a station for boofing LSD or cocaine. It gets the party going.
11 years ago
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lIllI
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Definitely going to want to stock up on lube if you're gang banging your bros.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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whatever you do, make sure it's byron approved
11 years ago
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Mixy
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Fucking suicide
11 years ago
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goodnoooo
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i'm disappointed.


thats all.
11 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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A pound of cocaine
11 years ago
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louie.mirags
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100 bundles of herion
11 years ago
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Phil-X-
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A large jungle cat
11 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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yelselmake jungle juice.

instead of booze, add bleach. guaranteed to be a good time.


Thizzle.A pound of cocaine


louie.mirags100 bundles of herion


Phil-X-A large jungle cat


Fuck NS sure knows how to party. Ya'll are invited to my first party I'm gonna be hosting since I'm living off campus for the first time this year. Don't forget the supplies. With all of this it will be a perfectly balanced party.

Also there will be lots of death involved, I hope that's cool with everyone.
11 years ago
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gRAPEFRUIT
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Thizzle.Fuck NS sure knows how to party. Ya'll are invited to my first party I'm gonna be hosting since I'm living off campus for the first time this year. Don't forget the supplies. With all of this it will be a perfectly balanced party.

Also there will be lots of death involved, I hope that's cool with everyone.


Sounds good, you're not a douche like Byron so I'm fairly sure it will be a cool party.
11 years ago
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Tinga
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beer
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Balloons filled with toxic gas
11 years ago
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erica
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chicks
11 years ago
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ZachAndCheese
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Thizzle.I'm living off campus for the first time this year.

Damn 8th graders live on their own nowadays?
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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Is banger a code word for circle jerk? Kids these days with their slang and such.
11 years ago
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Jro.
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These are great party favors
11 years ago
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acualywasdolan
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louie.mirags100 bundles of herion


One day im going to have a heroin party. syringes ready to go will be served like ordeurves
11 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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ZachAndCheeseDamn 8th graders live on their own nowadays?


Lol you realize probably the biggest demographic on this site, as well as most internet sites, is people between age 18-24 many of whom are students right? Your joke was doomed from the start.


Now if HP123 had made my post, your comment would have been relevant because he is 12.
11 years ago
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deeeeezy
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4 kegs should suffice
11 years ago
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