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Speed checking?

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HORK
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Hi everyone. so overshooting and knuckling sucks. How do people speed check? Is that when skiiers ski right up to the edge of the jump and just stop? If not, what is that and why do people do it?
Jun 28 2014 11:00AM
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bikerocker
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I always bring a midget and a sled gor gauging speed. Just line em up and if he clears it you're good.
Jun 28 2014 4:13PM
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.FRY.
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it's when you get really fucked up on drugs and go as fast as you can off the jump.
Jun 28 2014 6:43PM
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Miomo
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Speed checking is when you take out an anemometer while you're skiing and measure your speed.
Jun 28 2014 7:06PM
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SKIU4EA
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for fuck sakes, if you're gonna make sarcastic remarks at least make the shit funny
Jun 28 2014 8:29PM
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-MK-
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I'm not even sure what is wrong with op.
Op, what is wrong with you?
Jun 28 2014 9:36PM
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elm.
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it's when you make a wedge turn when you go off the jump and drop your poles
Jun 28 2014 10:27PM
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TCuv
Posts: 152 - Karma: 51
Its when you pizza during your drop in to slow down cause you think you're going to fast. skiers do judge speed sometimes by skiing up to the lip and stopping.

ask someone else in the park what the speed is like or make your least favorite friend be guinea pig.
Jun 28 2014 11:23PM
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El_Barto.
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MiomoSpeed checking is when you take out an anemometer while you're skiing and measure your speed.


How the hell does a sea anemone measure your speed?
Jun 28 2014 11:30PM
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PKchu
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That can be called a speed check or you can take checks/carves as you're coming up to the jump if you're going too fast.
Jun 29 2014 12:23AM
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LOLZfajitas
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its a check the resort gives you when you pass a certain speed designated by each resort, sorta like a high score, or an accomplishment in a game to level up. You may then cash the check and fuck bitches
Jun 29 2014 3:24AM
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LastChairMedia
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LOLZfajitasits a check the resort gives you when you pass a certain speed designated by each resort, sorta like a high score, or an accomplishment in a game to level up. You may then cash the check and fuck bitches


This.
Jun 29 2014 12:53PM
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JonnyK
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I am definitely more likely to speed-check first hit into a sketchy mega-booter... buut that is just me haha.
Jun 29 2014 1:59PM
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NH_OPERATOR
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LOLZfajitasits a check the resort gives you when you pass a certain speed designated by each resort, sorta like a high score, or an accomplishment in a game to level up. You may then cash the check and fuck bitches


Remember, the speed guns are located in the bright orange "SLOW" signs on the mountain, usually located in beginner areas.
Jun 29 2014 7:21PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
There are some expensive goggles from Oakley that act like google glasses in a way of that it shows your location and speed in real time. Also there are certain apps that can show you your speed real time with less accuracy.
Jun 30 2014 12:42AM
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7-3instacall
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party pooper here.
so a speed check if the jump hasn't been hit requires experience from either the skier or the guy watching.
either you go the speed you think you need to go and then stop or ski beside the jump a few times, or either (and preferably) do the exact same thing with a guy watching from kinda far and then he can have a better idea of where you will land seeing how long and kicky the jump is.
and if everyone knows the speed and they say yah just straightline from here and then speed check at about 50 feet from the jump, that means ditch a bit of speed but not alot.
sorry NS for being a nerd
you'Re welcome OP
Jun 30 2014 12:49AM
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milk_man
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All I know is that Simon Dumont does not know how to do it
Jun 30 2014 12:07PM
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Ozgod
Posts: 374 - Karma: 448
you can spend $300 and buy those Oakley googles that tell you your speed, then try and find a friend on the mountain with the same googles because you probably don't have any
Jun 30 2014 1:44PM
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
7-3instacallparty pooper here.
so a speed check if the jump hasn't been hit requires experience from either the skier or the guy watching.
either you go the speed you think you need to go and then stop or ski beside the jump a few times, or either (and preferably) do the exact same thing with a guy watching from kinda far and then he can have a better idea of where you will land seeing how long and kicky the jump is.
and if everyone knows the speed and they say yah just straightline from here and then speed check at about 50 feet from the jump, that means ditch a bit of speed but not alot.
sorry NS for being a nerd
you'Re welcome OP


stop being such a troll. listen to LOLZfajitas if you dont want to be led astray.
Jul 1 2014 11:50PM
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