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What to do with my chevy blazer??

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HP123
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I have a 1980 Chevy Blazer 2 door that has unfortunately rusted out to shit. It still runs, but the *digital* dash has stopped working (which was the coolest part) therefore I have no speedometer, the brake line rusted out (funny/long story), the door locks are fucked, and the list goes on and on...

I'm going to sell it for scrap metal, but I have get the most use out of it first soo....

My idea was to spray paint flames on the sides of the doors, dent the shit out of it with my sledgehammer and break the windows, and then boost it into the reservoir at my family's cranberry marsh. I've always wanted to drive a car into water and then escape it like a fucking badass, and now I have an opportunity for it. so that's my plan

Does anybody have a better idea? Do I actually set the car on fire and then drive it into the reservoir? I also want to try and roll the bitch, but the seatbelts don't work that well.

Let me know what you got NS, Imma get it all on my gopro.

This should be fun.
Jun 24 2014 11:36PM 209 148
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Jeebus.
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word
Jun 24 2014 11:48PM 3 2
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SFB
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JEez Louise OP you are one radical dUDe!!! dont hurt urlse.f
Jun 24 2014 11:51PM 9 1
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HP123
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I already smoked weed in it once
Jun 25 2014 12:01AM 2 1
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yangumane
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HP123I already smoked weed in it once


So Sick
Jun 25 2014 12:02AM 13 0
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HP123
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and I'm not a nerd. That's very mean elgato
Jun 25 2014 12:12AM 0 2
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El_Barto.
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Smoke the dankest purp skurp stank and be hella chyll 420 ebi chyll
Jun 25 2014 12:16AM 2 2
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El_Barto.
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sconerz chyll four20
Jun 25 2014 12:18AM 6 2
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HP123
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no way elbarto replied to my thread!!!!! holy shit what do I say to him?
Jun 25 2014 12:20AM 1 5
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sdrvper
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Drive that fucker right in the pussy
(See what i did there)
Jun 25 2014 12:21AM 7 3
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HP123
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SDrvperDrive that fucker right in the pussy
(See what i did there)


you aren't allowed to comment on my threads anymore. all of your comments fucking blow


also your reviews suck the donghole
Jun 25 2014 12:22AM 4 7
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sdrvper
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HP123you aren't allowed to comment on my threads anymore. all of your comments fucking blow


also your reviews suck the donghole


Hahaahahahahahahaha

P.S. Fuck you
Jun 25 2014 12:29AM 7 3
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HP123
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SDrvperHahaahahahahahahaha

P.S. Fuck you


did you just comment on my thread again?

good thing you came back with an actual intelligent rebuttal there, bud.
Jun 25 2014 12:31AM 3 6
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El_Barto.
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HP123you aren't allowed to comment on my threads anymore. all of your comments fucking blow


also your reviews suck the donghole


no no no, bad newb. If you want to rip on SD its got to be about him being a serious internet chode.
Jun 25 2014 12:33AM 9 0
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SFB
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SDrvperHahaahahahahahahaha

P.S. Fuck you


OP is correct u r a pleb
Jun 25 2014 12:34AM 2 2
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sdrvper
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HP123did you just comment on my thread again?

good thing you came back with an actual intelligent rebuttal there, bud.


I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
Jun 25 2014 12:37AM 7 3
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HP123
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SDrvperI'm sorry. I can't go on.


good. log off and go jump in a hole. fucking twat.
Jun 25 2014 12:39AM 8 5
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caucasian_chad
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Go out for a rip, bud.
Jun 25 2014 1:03AM 1 1
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Rusticles
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Drive down the hiway where the ditch is mellow. Swerve into the ditch without slowing when people try to pass.

Drive through a field as fast as possible in reverse,

Drive into small patches of trees as fast as possible
Jun 25 2014 1:04AM 0 1
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.frenchy
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illf buy it bro i love me some old body style chevyysss

piost pics man!!!! this is craiglsit right?
Jun 25 2014 1:05AM 1 1
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sdrvper
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HP123good. log off and go jump in a hole. fucking twat.

Before I leave you and your terrible sad attempts at trolling, i just have to say that was probably the best comeback NS has ever witnessed, some sig that.
(Since you seem kind of brain damaged, i am being sarcastic)
Jun 25 2014 1:07AM 6 3
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HP123
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SDrvperBefore I leave you and your terrible sad attempts at trolling, i just have to say that was probably the best comeback NS has ever witnessed, some sig that.
(Since you seem kind of brain damaged, i am being sarcastic)


are you still commenting on this thread bud? I hope you realize you've made yourself look like even more of a jackass. go ahead and try to cover for yourself.. again. lol.
Jun 25 2014 1:14AM 3 6
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El_Barto.
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You guys suck at internet bitching.
Jun 25 2014 1:17AM 5 4
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sdrvper
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HP123are you still commenting on this thread bud? I hope you realize you've made yourself look like even more of a jackass. go ahead and try to cover for yourself.. again. lol.


El_Barto.You guys suck at internet bitching.


Haha, I do not know what OP's problem is, I gave him an idea for his car and he took a stab at me so, maybe his dad took away his dildo
Jun 25 2014 1:20AM 5 2
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HP123
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SDrvperHaha, I do not know what OP's problem is, I gave him an idea for his car and he took a stab at me so, maybe his dad took away his dildo


you're annoying. Everytime I read you're comments I'm literally wasting my time. You're the epitome of a tryhard.

That's why I decided to put you in your place. Yet you still reply like you have something intelligent to say. It's kind of funny.
Jun 25 2014 1:27AM 2 4
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sdrvper
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HP123That's why I decided to put you in your place.

That was a sad attempt if that is what you were trying to do, maybe you'll do better next time. When you call someone out, maybe you should try and think of something more intelligent to say.
HP123you're annoying. Everytime I read you're comments I'm literally wasting my time. You're the epitome of a tryhard.

That's why I decided to put you in your place. Yet you still reply like you have something intelligent to say. It's kind of funny.

I am truly so sorry I was unable to please you, i will try harder next time. At least you find my posts "kind of funny", because NS thinks your posts are stupid. If you want to flame me why dont you PM me instead of taking up posts in your lame thread
Jun 25 2014 1:40AM 3 2
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HP123
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SDrvperWhen you call someone out, maybe you should try and think of something more intelligent to say.


LMAO. Did you come up with that all by yourself bud? ^^ Have you been taking notes from my comments? lmaoo tryharderr...
Jun 25 2014 1:45AM 2 5
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sdrvper
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HP123LMAO. Did you come up with that all by yourself bud? ^^ Have you been taking notes from my comments? lmaoo tryharderr...


Haha. You're dumber than I thought, the entire point is that I was mocking your posts
LMAO DUDE
I guess I'll PM you because we both look stupid arguing here
Jun 25 2014 1:49AM 3 2
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HP123
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SDrvperHaha. You're dumber than I thought, the entire point is that I was mocking your posts
LMAO DUDE
I guess I'll PM you because we both look stupid arguing here


you should comment on this thread again, buddy ol pal.

you have proven my point that you're a fucking idiot
Jun 25 2014 1:54AM 3 4
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sdrvper
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HP123you should comment on this thread again, buddy ol pal.


Ok
Jun 25 2014 1:59AM 3 3
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Bodhisattva_
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SDrvperDrive that fucker right in the pussy
(See what i did there)


FUCK 'ER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
Jun 25 2014 2:03AM 0 0
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sdrvper
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Thizzle.FUCK 'ER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY


THANK YOU THIZZLE
Jun 25 2014 2:04AM 3 5
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maximiliaan
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Yo! I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig-ha
Jun 25 2014 6:01AM 4 0
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El_Barto.
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SDrvperHaha. You're dumber than I thought, the entire point is that I was mocking your posts
LMAO DUDE
I guess I'll PM you because we both look stupid arguing here


lol...gonna pm him to continue bitching in private. Talk about a serious internet chode
Jun 25 2014 8:53AM 0 2
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brend
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Take it off Chad's Gap.
Jun 25 2014 8:56AM 0 0
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sdrvper
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El_Barto.lol...gonna pm him to continue bitching in private. Talk about a serious internet chode


Dude, i gotta stick to the name, i cant let any fight go un finished
I also dont want to look like an idiot arguing in internet forums everyone knows how dumb it looks
Jun 25 2014 9:50AM 1 0
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HP123
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El_Barto.lol...gonna pm him to continue bitching in private. Talk about a serious internet chode


lmao right?? It's like he's trying to get somewhere.... It's really annoying.

Dude you try way to hard. All I said was that you're not allowed to comment on my thread. It's pretty easy to move onto the next one yet you continue to try and prove yourself. WE GET IT. YOU FUCKING SUCK. GO AWAY PLEASE.
Jun 25 2014 9:57AM 0 2
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sdrvper
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HP123lmao right?? It's like he's trying to get somewhere.... It's really annoying.

Dude you try way to hard. All I said was that you're not allowed to comment on my thread. It's pretty easy to move onto the next one yet you continue to try and prove yourself. WE GET IT. YOU FUCKING SUCK. GO AWAY PLEASE.


Im not going anywhere teheheheh
Jun 25 2014 10:41AM 2 0
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KravtZ
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With the Blazer just trade it in for something badass assuming it runs...go on Craigslist so many motorcycles, dirtbikes, etc.
Jun 25 2014 11:11AM 0 0
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.frenchy
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oh and if you want a serious answer. part it out on craigslist, a lot of people look for parts for old chevys for restoring their shit.
Jun 25 2014 11:32AM 0 0
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[tk]
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SDrvper and HP123 should have a demolition derby with their cars to settle this
Jun 25 2014 11:33AM 1 0
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-DawnPatrol
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Step 1: Park in yard near a hill

step 2: Wait for it to snow

step 3: CAR JIB!!!

step 4: ????????????

step 5: make money?
Jun 25 2014 11:54AM 0 0
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ANDR01D
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Holy shit this thread blows.

Just stick your dick in the muffler, think about your second cousin once removed, blow your load in 5 seconds, and be done with it.

Suck a fuck, OP.
Jun 25 2014 12:06PM 0 0
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.frenchy
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ANDR01DHoly shit this thread blows.

Just stick your dick in the muffler, think about your second cousin once removed, blow your load in 5 seconds, and be done with it.


What does second cousin have to do with anything you fucking noob. OP asked a simple question about his blazer, fuck off.
Jun 25 2014 12:11PM 0 0
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Byron_tha_gr8
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HP123did you just comment on my thread again?

good thing you came back with an actual intelligent rebuttal there, bud.


Obvious troll is obvious. Smoke sum nug.
Jun 25 2014 12:12PM 1 0
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HP123
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SDrvperIm not going anywhere teheheheh


I think this kid is in love with me?
Jun 25 2014 12:48PM 1 3
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sdrvper
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HP123I think this kid is in love with me?

Let the butthurt flow through you
Jun 25 2014 1:26PM 2 0
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HP123
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SDrvperLet the butthurt flow through you


Original?? I actually feel bad for the kid... can't even use his brain and be creative with his insults. You could come up with anything!!!

You obviously feel the need to have the last word, so go ahead. Give me your best shot bud. I praise you and your amazing online presence. here on NS. Member of the month?? YOU REPRESENT NS TO THE FULLEST CAPACITY. SHITS HILARIOUS.

bait deployed. bait taken. suck my dick.
Jun 25 2014 1:29PM 0 2
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timmi
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Fix the break lines and take it mudding?
Jun 25 2014 2:30PM 0 0
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.Dad
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Before you send it off to the scrap yard take a big shit on the dash or on the hood or something. It will give the yard workers lolz
Jun 25 2014 2:43PM 0 0
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b-kul
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inb4 op tries to be a badass and dies.
Jun 25 2014 4:49PM 0 0
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