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What to do with my chevy blazer??

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rememberscott
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I have a 1980 Chevy Blazer 2 door that has unfortunately rusted out to shit. It still runs, but the *digital* dash has stopped working (which was the coolest part) therefore I have no speedometer, the brake line rusted out (funny/long story), the door locks are fucked, and the list goes on and on...

I'm going to sell it for scrap metal, but I have get the most use out of it first soo....

My idea was to spray paint flames on the sides of the doors, dent the shit out of it with my sledgehammer and break the windows, and then boost it into the reservoir at my family's cranberry marsh. I've always wanted to drive a car into water and then escape it like a fucking badass, and now I have an opportunity for it. so that's my plan

Does anybody have a better idea? Do I actually set the car on fire and then drive it into the reservoir? I also want to try and roll the bitch, but the seatbelts don't work that well.

Let me know what you got NS, Imma get it all on my gopro.

This should be fun.
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Jeebus.
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word
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SFB
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JEez Louise OP you are one radical dUDe!!! dont hurt urlse.f
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rememberscott
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I already smoked weed in it once
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yangumane
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HP123I already smoked weed in it once


So Sick
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rememberscott
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and I'm not a nerd. That's very mean elgato
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El_Barto.
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Smoke the dankest purp skurp stank and be hella chyll 420 ebi chyll
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El_Barto.
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sconerz chyll four20
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rememberscott
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no way elbarto replied to my thread!!!!! holy shit what do I say to him?
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rememberscott
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you aren't allowed to comment on my threads anymore. all of your comments fucking blow


also your reviews suck the donghole
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rememberscott
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did you just comment on my thread again?

good thing you came back with an actual intelligent rebuttal there, bud.
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El_Barto.
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HP123you aren't allowed to comment on my threads anymore. all of your comments fucking blow


also your reviews suck the donghole


no no no, bad newb. If you want to rip on SD its got to be about him being a serious internet chode.
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SFB
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OP is correct u r a pleb
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rememberscott
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good. log off and go jump in a hole. fucking twat.
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caucasian_chad
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Go out for a rip, bud.
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Rusticles
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Drive down the hiway where the ditch is mellow. Swerve into the ditch without slowing when people try to pass.

Drive through a field as fast as possible in reverse,

Drive into small patches of trees as fast as possible
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.frenchy
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illf buy it bro i love me some old body style chevyysss

piost pics man!!!! this is craiglsit right?
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rememberscott
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are you still commenting on this thread bud? I hope you realize you've made yourself look like even more of a jackass. go ahead and try to cover for yourself.. again. lol.
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El_Barto.
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You guys suck at internet bitching.
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rememberscott
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you're annoying. Everytime I read you're comments I'm literally wasting my time. You're the epitome of a tryhard.

That's why I decided to put you in your place. Yet you still reply like you have something intelligent to say. It's kind of funny.
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rememberscott
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LMAO. Did you come up with that all by yourself bud? ^^ Have you been taking notes from my comments? lmaoo tryharderr...
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rememberscott
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you should comment on this thread again, buddy ol pal.

you have proven my point that you're a fucking idiot
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Bodhisattva_
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FUCK 'ER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
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maximiliaan
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Yo! I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig-ha
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El_Barto.
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lol...gonna pm him to continue bitching in private. Talk about a serious internet chode
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brend
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Take it off Chad's Gap.
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rememberscott
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El_Barto.lol...gonna pm him to continue bitching in private. Talk about a serious internet chode


lmao right?? It's like he's trying to get somewhere.... It's really annoying.

Dude you try way to hard. All I said was that you're not allowed to comment on my thread. It's pretty easy to move onto the next one yet you continue to try and prove yourself. WE GET IT. YOU FUCKING SUCK. GO AWAY PLEASE.
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KravtZ
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With the Blazer just trade it in for something badass assuming it runs...go on Craigslist so many motorcycles, dirtbikes, etc.
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.frenchy
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oh and if you want a serious answer. part it out on craigslist, a lot of people look for parts for old chevys for restoring their shit.
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[tk]
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SDrvper and HP123 should have a demolition derby with their cars to settle this
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-DawnPatrol
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Step 1: Park in yard near a hill

step 2: Wait for it to snow

step 3: CAR JIB!!!

step 4: ????????????

step 5: make money?
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ANDR01D
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Holy shit this thread blows.

Just stick your dick in the muffler, think about your second cousin once removed, blow your load in 5 seconds, and be done with it.

Suck a fuck, OP.
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.frenchy
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ANDR01DHoly shit this thread blows.

Just stick your dick in the muffler, think about your second cousin once removed, blow your load in 5 seconds, and be done with it.


What does second cousin have to do with anything you fucking noob. OP asked a simple question about his blazer, fuck off.
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Byron_tha_gr8
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HP123did you just comment on my thread again?

good thing you came back with an actual intelligent rebuttal there, bud.


Obvious troll is obvious. Smoke sum nug.
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rememberscott
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I think this kid is in love with me?
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rememberscott
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Original?? I actually feel bad for the kid... can't even use his brain and be creative with his insults. You could come up with anything!!!

You obviously feel the need to have the last word, so go ahead. Give me your best shot bud. I praise you and your amazing online presence. here on NS. Member of the month?? YOU REPRESENT NS TO THE FULLEST CAPACITY. SHITS HILARIOUS.

bait deployed. bait taken. suck my dick.
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timmi
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Fix the break lines and take it mudding?
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Before you send it off to the scrap yard take a big shit on the dash or on the hood or something. It will give the yard workers lolz
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b-kul
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inb4 op tries to be a badass and dies.
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