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What is the funniest bit of stand up comedy you have ever seen?

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little1337
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http://youtu.be/aYIwPu50Fic

http://youtu.be/LRto0mPCMVw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSUeKme8uJQ
Jun 24 2014 6:03PM
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-SnowSnoli-
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0lVbMOMTi0
Jun 24 2014 6:19PM
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RubberSoul
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idk but this is up there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMp7H3hZjsU
Jun 24 2014 6:25PM
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RubberSoul
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RubberSoulidk but this is up there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMp7H3hZjsU


ugh idk how to do the new embed
Jun 24 2014 6:25PM
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little1337
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RubberSoulugh idk how to do the new embed


same as a picture but replace img with video and put the link inbetween
Jun 24 2014 6:34PM
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Chunter
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Hahaha shit that first one in the OP got me good. If you got time to kill...my personal favorite

http://youtu.be/Fc8WN3q4VKs
Jun 24 2014 6:34PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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daniel tosh makes me shit myself laughing
Jun 24 2014 6:34PM
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E__
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0MFg0tsjrE

RIP Mitch

Louis CK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-JFPePh6yM
Jun 24 2014 6:43PM
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deleted5
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How are you going to post John malady (sp?) And not post the xanax story or the best meal I ever had?
Jun 24 2014 6:48PM
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Sno.
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by far this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz4Ve8vXZV8
Jun 24 2014 7:29PM
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Mr.Huck
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Damn. Never seen John Mulaney before. That was amazing.
Jun 24 2014 8:02PM
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Kreech
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZzwaF8tBNA
Jun 24 2014 8:12PM
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msg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJlvg2hkWO8
Jun 24 2014 8:23PM
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Sno.
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I lol'd twice really hard @ pancakes on plane.
Jun 24 2014 9:04PM
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Sno.
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zzzskizzzHow are you going to post John malady (sp?) And not post the xanax story or the best meal I ever had?


He did post best meal I ever had
Jun 24 2014 9:07PM
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JAHpow
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WHAT!? You post John Mulaney and not include the subway chase?!?!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qDZHwb-If9w

And my favorite, John Pinette
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RRPcYcaggNE
Jun 24 2014 10:30PM
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theBearJew
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snobunnyby far this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz4Ve8vXZV8


This so much. Totally forgot about this bit, one of the first stand up acts I saw. So damn funny.


I always think of the door locking/unlocking thing. Happens all the time.
Jun 24 2014 10:41PM
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Hodor
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These are my favorite louis moments. i think they are from beacon but these are my favorite parts of the showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWZkwuILn_shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJFqbsHtjnI
Jun 24 2014 10:49PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S1nhmzpDIU
Jun 24 2014 11:22PM
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Sno.
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theBearJewThis so much. Totally forgot about this bit, one of the first stand up acts I saw. So damn funny.


I always think of the door locking/unlocking thing. Happens all the time.


Yes. I've seen it like 15 times, and belly-laugh the whole thing through, every time. If you are an NSer and you pass this one by because it is 45 minutes long, you're doing yourself a great disservice. Get some friends together and watch it.
Jun 24 2014 11:50PM
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KravtZ
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There is a Anziz Anzari special on Netflix (forgot name)...anyways he goes on and RIPSSS on Seal for a while making fun of their music. Its so god dam funny
Jun 25 2014 10:17AM
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.Rybak.
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I lose my shit whenever i see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9iYvyffAh4
Jun 25 2014 10:36AM
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smooter
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http://youtu.be/NNGz-coRK5w
http://youtu.be/ze7CiKeVxe0
http://youtu.be/iAHiHJ2AhYE

also tom segura special on netflix is really funny
Jun 25 2014 10:51AM
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smooter
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smooterhttp://youtu.be/NNGz-coRK5w
http://youtu.be/ze7CiKeVxe0
http://youtu.be/iAHiHJ2AhYE

also tom segura special on netflix is really funny


how the hell do you embed
Jun 25 2014 10:52AM
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theBearJew
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smooterhow the hell do you embed


same way as embeding an image, just instead of writing "img" in the tag you use "video"

So [ video ]youtube.com/video [/ video ]

With no spaces obviously.
Jun 25 2014 11:03AM
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Ski_the_east01
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ThurnisHaleyI lose my shit whenever i see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9iYvyffAh4


FINALLY someone posted bill burr...dude is the funniest man on the planet

http://youtu.be/T-1AJlYb1tc

http://youtu.be/-BSlqZYtWzQ

Maybe my favorite part of his stand up

http://youtu.be/Kxx3ShuqlJc

STUPID PARTICLE BOARD PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL BUY FUCKING FIVE AND SMASH FOUR IF I WANT TO!
Jun 25 2014 11:06AM
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DrewPeacock
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLPd0AziuaY
Jun 25 2014 11:09AM
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-benedetto
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ThurnisHaleyI lose my shit whenever i see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9iYvyffAh4


Fuck yeah to bill burr. Anything by Doug Stanhope too. A bunch of his specials are readily available on YouTube and Netflix. I was laughing hysterical when I saw him live over the winter.
Jun 25 2014 11:12AM
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straightlining
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http://youtu.be/nqrZYjOzbnQ
Jun 25 2014 11:26AM
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Rusticles
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Jerrod Carmichael.
Jun 25 2014 12:03PM
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yelsel
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http://youtu.be/N-i9GXbptog
Jun 25 2014 12:41PM
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first_rodeo
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Eddie Murphy "RAW"
Jun 25 2014 12:48PM
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deleted5
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snobunnyHe did post best meal I ever had


Whatever still not the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNGz-coRK5w&feature=kp
Jun 25 2014 1:03PM
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theabortionator
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I'm not gonna add to the scroll bomb but George Carlin and Louis CK.


I find a lot of stand up kind of meh. Some people think if they swear or talk about drugs or whatever that they're so funny and I'm like meh. Even worse when the crowd laughs hysterically the whole time.
Jun 25 2014 1:22PM
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