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If I could do any thing to anyone, I'd have a wealthy man sign over large masses of fortune to me then I would use my wealth to plunder non famous attractive women forever.
E-NixIf I could do any thing to anyone, I'd have a wealthy man sign over large masses of fortune to me then I would use my wealth to plunder non famous attractive women forever.
Well lets use some real thought. If i have only 1 night, im going to want to have really fucking good sex. And, as everyone knows, just because a girl is hotter it doesnt automatically make the sex better. Of course if a girl is NOT hot at all its going to suck, but i can definitely say ive had better sex with an 8 than a 9. No 10's yet. But you get the idea. So what makes for good sex?
Lets ask Cosmo, the leading researcher worldwide on sexual health.
"As you're eating dinner together, say something X-rated like, 'See how I'm devouring this piece of meat? That's how I'm going to devour you.'"
Byron's take- Maybe if you're eating taco's say the same thing to her, and if you're feeling extra kinky you can use the same taco bell fire sauce on her vaghole.
"Feed each other ice cream [in the dark]. Not being able to see means more spilling, which means more licking up the mess."
Byron's take- Yes do this, your bed will be fine and you totally won't look like 2 girls 1 cup. Which transitions well into the last tip...
"A more intense form of stimulation is to place a finger in his anus. First, gauge his interest by circling his back door softly with your finger while in a missionary or side-by-side position. “If he doesn’t tell you to stop and his erection doesn’t flag, he’s likely enjoying it,” says Kerner.
Next, ask him whether you can insert your finger. If he gives you the go-ahead, dab on lube (make sure your nails are short), gently put your finger 2 inches
-byron break-
this is a 2 inch heal, thats how much has to get in there.
-back to the action-
inside his backstage entrance, and curl it in toward the front of his body until you feel a round bulb of tissue — that’s his prostate. Lightly tap or swirl your fingertip around it. “Then gradually experiment with going faster and firmer,” instructs Kerner."
Byron's take- Possibly just use her dildo and ram the whole thing up there while she blows you, just make sure to get it in before either of you can say no.
Ok thanks Cosmo! So now we need to find girls who want to do all of this. Suggestions?
Lord_ByronWell lets use some real thought. If i have only 1 night, im going to want to have really fucking good sex. And, as everyone knows, just because a girl is hotter it doesnt automatically make the sex better. Of course if a girl is NOT hot at all its going to suck, but i can definitely say ive had better sex with an 8 than a 9. No 10's yet. But you get the idea. So what makes for good sex?
Lets ask Cosmo, the leading researcher worldwide on sexual health.
"As you're eating dinner together, say something X-rated like, 'See how I'm devouring this piece of meat? That's how I'm going to devour you.'"
Byron's take- Maybe if you're eating taco's say the same thing to her, and if you're feeling extra kinky you can use the same taco bell fire sauce on her vaghole.
"Feed each other ice cream [in the dark]. Not being able to see means more spilling, which means more licking up the mess."
Byron's take- Yes do this, your bed will be fine and you totally won't look like 2 girls 1 cup. Which transitions well into the last tip...
"A more intense form of stimulation is to place a finger in his anus. First, gauge his interest by circling his back door softly with your finger while in a missionary or side-by-side position. “If he doesn’t tell you to stop and his erection doesn’t flag, he’s likely enjoying it,” says Kerner.
Next, ask him whether you can insert your finger. If he gives you the go-ahead, dab on lube (make sure your nails are short), gently put your finger 2 inches
-byron break-
this is a 2 inch heal, thats how much has to get in there.
-back to the action-
inside his backstage entrance, and curl it in toward the front of his body until you feel a round bulb of tissue — that’s his prostate. Lightly tap or swirl your fingertip around it. “Then gradually experiment with going faster and firmer,” instructs Kerner."
Byron's take- Possibly just use her dildo and ram the whole thing up there while she blows you, just make sure to get it in before either of you can say no.
Ok thanks Cosmo! So now we need to find girls who want to do all of this. Suggestions?
Id fuck a clone of myself. No one feels guilty. No one is taken advantage of. In the end it just counts as masturbation. I'd get my blowjob game on point.
All you guys picking females who are still living. What a waste. Females will always be around. I would spend a day/night with fucking Hunter S. We'd do too many drugs (mostly psychedelics). Drive around vegas or where ever this is taking place, cause hell and then fuck all the hot women we could. I hope that somehow I could alter the past, so he could write about our experience. That way I could remember everything we did.
