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Ways you intentionally drive people crazy

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brov1
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a friend and i have been in a competition of who can drive the other more insane by subtly annoying each other on random and inconsistent occasions. the only rule being that one can't recognize the fuckboy act the other is doing until it has succeeded. what are some ways that you do this?

i will start:(ideas that worked)
-staring at someones ear while talking to them instead of making eye contact.
-restarting a story you are trying to tell every time you pretend to hear something distracting.
-interrupting a person every time they get halfway through a sentence to ask a completely irrelevant question
-clapping loudly at random times while speaking
-getting multiple unrelated people to ask the other person the same question at completely random times over a two week period. (question was, "have you heard the band(nonexistent), tommy morello and the shingles?"-"no"-"oh well they are awesome"
Jun 11 2014 6:53PM
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El_Barto.
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I post stupid shit on a ski website
Jun 11 2014 7:00PM
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hippystinx
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acknowledging the point in a conversation when who ever you are talking too stops paying attention... then start talking about random shit and try to get them to continue on without realizing that shit makes no sense.
Jun 11 2014 7:19PM
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bighomieflock
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randomly shooting someone with a gun in the middle of a conversation
Jun 11 2014 7:22PM
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JLD
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pretend like i dont have time to talk to whom ever i am talking to
Jun 11 2014 7:38PM
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Garebear
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say "SUREEEEE" at the end of every sentence the person says even if they're just saying hi
Jun 11 2014 7:44PM
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lurking
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By finding little spelling errors or jumping to conclusions and typing back a witty retort.... Oh wait you mean in real life?
Jun 11 2014 8:17PM
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little1337
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make eye contact while in a conversation and slowly begin to smile
Jun 11 2014 9:02PM
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brov1
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1337make eye contact while in a conversation and slowly begin to smile

that is fucking genius
Jun 11 2014 9:11PM
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edai
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Similar to the one above, when you begin talking to someone roll your eyes back in your head so only the whites are showing.

From family guy, pronounce a certain letter super hard like in whip cream when stewey said WWWWhip cream
Jun 11 2014 9:16PM
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Phil-X-
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By having sex with people's mothers.







Actually, that's more of an unintentional side effect, I just love bangin moms.
Jun 11 2014 9:18PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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1337make eye contact while in a conversation and slowly begin to smile


going to try this,

I have a serious problem with fucking with people. My favorite tactic is probably getting people worked up in an argument, then completely flipping sides or just once they've stated the correct facts or just saying "i know" all nonchalant when their at the climax of their argument, people fucking hate that. You can never go wrong with constant witty sarcasm either.
Jun 12 2014 1:18AM
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acualywasdolan
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El_Barto.I post stupid shit on a ski website


Beat me to it. Great minds think alike
Jun 12 2014 1:20AM
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MeenaSmalls
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kill there pets
Jun 12 2014 1:25AM
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ModMommy
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I hum sometimes, drum my fingers. For some reason I'm pretty good at pushing (or finding) people's buttons.
Jun 12 2014 1:30AM
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Rusticles
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When I see someone weaving in and out of traffic and just plain driving like an ass behind me or someone who rides my ass while I'm passing someone in the slow lane, I intentionally block these people in as long as possible. I also like to look them in the eye and smile or giggle when they finally get by.
Jun 12 2014 1:35AM
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M.M
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threads... gonna start fucking with my buddy that hates this kinda shit
Jun 12 2014 2:18AM
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MLJ
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SpssBeat me to it. Great minds think alike


*simple minds think alike
Jun 12 2014 3:29AM
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cool_name
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Using fallacious logic
Jun 12 2014 4:05AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Using fallacious logic
Jun 12 2014 4:05AM
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cool_name
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Using fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic, the plus side is it made preping for the lsat much easier
Jun 12 2014 4:08AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Using fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic, the plus side is it made preping for the lsat much easier
Jun 12 2014 4:08AM
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cool_name
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Using fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic, the plus side is it made preping for the lsat much easier
Jun 12 2014 4:08AM
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cool_name
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Using fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic, the plus side is it made preping for the lsat much easier
Jun 12 2014 4:08AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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RusticlesWhen I see someone weaving in and out of traffic and just plain driving like an ass behind me or someone who rides my ass while I'm passing someone in the slow lane, I intentionally block these people in as long as possible. I also like to look them in the eye and smile or giggle when they finally get by.


I fucking hate people like you. Such a douche bag thing to do. Why don't you worry about you instead of playing traffic cop...
Jun 12 2014 4:23AM
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Rusticles
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Barefootin_FiendI fucking hate people like you. Such a douche bag thing to do. Why don't you worry about you instead of playing traffic cop...


Because it's fucking hilarious that's why, to see how pissed off people get thinking Im slowing them down when were just going to arrive at the next set of lights at the same time. Me passing someone at 5km or 10km over the speed limit is not going to make a differnence of you making it on to work on time and frankly I don't give a shit if you do so don't ride my ass while I'm passing or ill take my sweet ass time. Aaaannnddd If I even hear sand or gravel hitting my vehicle when you're swerving lanes in front of me I will purposefully get in front of you and box your ass in again as well as sit on the line and spray your shitbox car with gravel and slush. Drive like a responsible person, its a fucking road not a race track and your civic SI is no race car. I leave early enough to get to my destination on time maybe you should to and if not I'm going to laugh my ass off watching you get pissy.
Jun 12 2014 11:37AM
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frickindarn
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SpssBeat me to it. Great minds think alike


Why are you still posting? Shut. Up.
Jun 12 2014 12:12PM
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Huck_Norris
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RusticlesBecause it's fucking hilarious that's why, to see how pissed off people get thinking Im slowing them down when were just going to arrive at the next set of lights at the same time. Me passing someone at 5km or 10km over the speed limit is not going to make a differnence of you making it on to work on time and frankly I don't give a shit if you do so don't ride my ass while I'm passing or ill take my sweet ass time. Aaaannnddd If I even hear sand or gravel hitting my vehicle when you're swerving lanes in front of me I will purposefully get in front of you and box your ass in again as well as sit on the line and spray your shitbox car with gravel and slush. Drive like a responsible person, its a fucking road not a race track and your civic SI is no race car. I leave early enough to get to my destination on time maybe you should to and if not I'm going to laugh my ass off watching you get pissy.




Wanna know how I know you have a tiny penis?
Jun 12 2014 2:55PM
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Rusticles
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Huck_NorrisWanna know how I know you have a tiny penis?


do tell
Jun 12 2014 3:06PM
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deleted5
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When ever I go to fiends house I always take one of their belts and switch it with the one I'm wearing no one has caught me yet.
Jun 12 2014 3:09PM
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Huck_Norris
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Because you drive with the anal retentiveness that only a core deficit of self esteem can provide. The most likely culprit is shriveled little minty bitch balls and a tiny twig of a cock that nobody but you touches. Medical fact.
Jun 12 2014 3:18PM
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Huck_Norris
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zzzskizzzWhen ever I go to fiends house




Lol
Jun 12 2014 3:20PM
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Ski_the_east01
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I use fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic....anyone know if that will help with prepping for the lsat?
Jun 12 2014 3:21PM
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GayWolf420
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RusticlesWhen I see someone weaving in and out of traffic and just plain driving like an ass behind me or someone who rides my ass while I'm passing someone in the slow lane, I intentionally block these people in as long as possible. I also like to look them in the eye and smile or giggle when they finally get by.


or you could just let them pass you and get a ticket rather than going out of your way to piss someone off
Jun 12 2014 3:24PM
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[tk]
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zzzskizzzWhen ever I go to fiends house I always take one of their belts and switch it with the one I'm wearing no one has caught me yet.


Jun 12 2014 3:34PM
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Huck_Norris
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DeebieSkeebiesor you could just let them pass you and get a ticket rather than going out of your way to piss someone off





See? This man drives with the infinite satisfaction that only having a huge penis can provide.
Jun 12 2014 3:34PM
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[tk]
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Regardless of dick size, fucking with other cars while driving is some of the best entertainment. If someone is in a hurry and they're not driving like an asshole, by all means I'll let them pass. But if they're riding my ass, I will intentionally go slower and slower until they back off. It's the best when they don't get the message and start honking and flipping you off. Also, fuck anyone who speeds up as you pull up next to them on the freeway. They deserved to be fucked with too.
Jun 12 2014 3:41PM
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GayWolf420
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Huck_NorrisSee? This man drives with the infinite satisfaction that only having a huge penis can provide.


can't wear chubbies due to the massive side pipe action :(.



but for real, very uncool thing to do. My friends got some nice fines for thinking it was hilarious to block off both lanes on a two-lane highway while going 30 under almost.
Jun 12 2014 3:46PM
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Rusticles
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DeebieSkeebiesor you could just let them pass you and get a ticket rather than going out of your way to piss someone off


Huck_NorrisSee? This man drives with the infinite satisfaction that only having a huge penis can provide.


I don't think I would find that nearly as entertaining.

I'm not an anal retentive driver, I speed regularly, I've dropped more than my fair share on fines and lawyers. But you have to admit there is a difference between driving fast and driving like a fucking tool. You can do it without pissing off everyone around you. I just get a kick out of pissing those people off.
Jun 12 2014 4:11PM
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theabortionator
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op has no friends
Jun 12 2014 4:12PM
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Rusticles
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DeebieSkeebiescan't wear chubbies due to the massive side pipe action :(.



but for real, very uncool thing to do. My friends got some nice fines for thinking it was hilarious to block off both lanes on a two-lane highway while going 30 under almost.


I'm usually speeding when passing someone in the fast lane, I'll just take my sweetass time passing them if the person behind me is on my bumper. My other favorite thing to do if a shitstain driver squeezes in front of me to pass, I'll get right on their bumper and give them brights.
Jun 12 2014 4:17PM
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SurfaceHoar
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Sounds like you're not driving like a responsible person if you play those little dick games.

For me the passing slowly thing has nothing to do with making it somewhere on time. It's more about risk management. Safety is space. And if you are bunched up, or side by side with another car, you're simply taking on unnecessary risk. As well as exposing others to it. It's just not needed.
Jun 12 2014 4:21PM
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Rusticles
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SurfaceHoarSounds like you're not driving like a responsible person if you play those little dick games.

For me the passing slowly thing has nothing to do with making it somewhere on time. It's more about risk management. Safety is space. And if you are bunched up, or side by side with another car, you're simply taking on unnecessary risk. As well as exposing others to it. It's just not needed.


And that's why they should keep their distance. Often there are vehicles in front of me and I can't go any faster.
Jun 12 2014 4:23PM
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cool_name
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Ski_the_east01I use fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic....anyone know if that will help with prepping for the lsat?

doubt it
Jun 12 2014 4:40PM
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gotti
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RusticlesAnd that's why they should keep their distance. Often there are vehicles in front of me and I can't go any faster.


lol the best strategy is if you are in the fast lane on a two lane highway and somebody behind you is trying to pass you let them get in the right lane thinking they are gonna pass you on the right then you speed up so you beat them to the next car and they jump right back on your tail. I once did this to a nissan van for hours on a road trip sometimes going 100+ just to stay in front of them and 60- just to annoy them
Jun 12 2014 4:47PM
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.FRY.
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cool_nameUsing fallacious logic


cool_nameUsing fallacious logic


cool_nameUsing fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic, the plus side is it made preping for the lsat much easier


cool_nameUsing fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic, the plus side is it made preping for the lsat much easier


cool_nameUsing fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic, the plus side is it made preping for the lsat much easier


cool_nameUsing fallacious or just plain ridiculous logic, the plus side is it made preping for the lsat much easier



did you just sextuple post?!
Jun 12 2014 4:54PM
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Rusticles
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PULLlol the best strategy is if you are in the fast lane on a two lane highway and somebody behind you is trying to pass you let them get in the right lane thinking they are gonna pass you on the right then you speed up so you beat them to the next car and they jump right back on your tail. I once did this to a nissan van for hours on a road trip sometimes going 100+ just to stay in front of them and 60- just to annoy them


Haha thats another good one, I of course only do that to someone who Ive noticed is swerving lanes behind me. i usually try and keep it a little on nonchalant.
Jun 12 2014 5:05PM
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El_Barto.
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You guys are dumb. The best thing to do is find someone who is driving slow in the fast lane and pace em effectively blocking the entire road from going faster. They will look like the asshole and you wont
Jun 12 2014 5:12PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Argue every point your friend makes.
Jun 12 2014 5:14PM
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deleted5
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Huck_NorrisLol


Sorry I misspelled that, when I go to spss's house.
Jun 12 2014 5:20PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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RusticlesI don't think I would find that nearly as entertaining.

I'm not an anal retentive driver, I speed regularly, I've dropped more than my fair share on fines and lawyers. But you have to admit there is a difference between driving fast and driving like a fucking tool. You can do it without pissing off everyone around you. I just get a kick out of pissing those people off.


oh, so you're one of those spineless, passive aggressive bitches.
Jun 12 2014 5:32PM
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