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If you could have one wish

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Milhouse
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if a genie granted you one wish, what would it be?
11 years ago
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Mixy
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Unlimited wishes

/thread
11 years ago
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Milhouse
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,380
1337Unlimited wishes

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new rule: no unlimited wishes, no wishing for more wishes, no wishing for more genies














jk do what ever the fuck you want
11 years ago
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JAHpow
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Milhousejk do what ever the fuck you want


ok, unlimited wishes
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
i would wish you would stop making threads
11 years ago
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JordanButtfart
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I wish, I wish, with all my heart to fly with Dragons in a land apart

11 years ago
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Milhouse
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,380
SFBi would wish you would stop making threads




I wish that you would disappear
11 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5739 - Karma: 22,444
for OP to shut up
11 years ago
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270on420out
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The great wizard Walter1337 can help you in your quest
11 years ago
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
To be able to ski wherever and whenever I wanted, while also having access to all outerwear and gear I need. Food and lodging included /thread
11 years ago
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Futtbucker69
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To ban all teh gay newschoolers members like cummins
11 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
Futtbucker69To ban all teh gay newschoolers members like cummins

Either you actually think I'm a homosexual, in which case you're a moron, or you're using 'gay' as a slur, in which case you're an ignorant moron. Either way you're a troll and shitty transparent alias and should fuck off.
11 years ago
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Futtbucker69
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*CUMMINGS*Either you actually think I'm a homosexual, in which case you're a moron, or you're using 'gay' as a slur, in which case you're an ignorant moron. Either way you're a troll and shitty transparent alias and should fuck off.


Woah brudah Man U need to calm down. Your username is "*CUMMINGS*" and I quote myself I did not include asterisks or capitols so please take a chill pill.
11 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
Futtbucker69Woah brudah Man U need to calm down. Your username is "*CUMMINGS*" and I quote myself I did not include asterisks or capitols so please take a chill pill.


11 years ago
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-MK-
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For OP to be banned
11 years ago
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acualywasdolan
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Turn tammy gay so i can marry him
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
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If 3 people have the same wish maybe it will actually work.

Third time's the charm.
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
11 years ago
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Brue
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Futtbucker69To ban all teh gay newschoolers members like cummins


He ^^ is Yorick. Notice how he just made his account today and in his signature he talks about Yorick. How would he know about Yorick if he just joined.... Double Ban or Naw?

11 years ago
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Milhouse
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,380
Futtbucker69Woah brudah Man U need to calm down. Your username is "*CUMMINGS*" and I quote myself I did not include asterisks or capitols so please take a chill pill.



yoski go away
11 years ago
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Brue
Posts: 392 - Karma: 1,948
Milhouseyoski go away




More proof... Harvard is mentioned
11 years ago
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SFB
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11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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joopsegalfor OP to shut up


11 years ago
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.FRY.
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.Hugo.



hugo's on to me
11 years ago
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dingus
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wish for OP to make more wishing threads so I have more wishes
11 years ago
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Trollzrus
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BrueHe ^^ is Yorick. Notice how he just made his account today and in his signature he talks about Yorick. How would he know about Yorick if he just joined.... Double Ban or Naw?



Milhouseyoski go away


Brue


More proof... Harvard is mentioned


You guys are so retarded I am not yoski. This is futtbucker69. I have no clue why that account got banned and my main account is Such_doge. Sorry gang you didn't solve the mystery!
11 years ago
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steezy69
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i would wish that i could have a night on the town where i could gamble and not clean out my whole fucking wallet and then not get ditched by the one fuckin female who i have the slightest remote chance of getting a kiss from or some shit. idk i would wish to not be a effin loser
11 years ago
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yelsel
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that you would stop making stupid threads
11 years ago
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ethanfrayne
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Futtbucker69To ban all teh gay newschoolers members like cummins


First off if anyone's gay look at your name! Secondly I would wish for snow that dosnt melt
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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ethanfrayneFirst off if anyone's gay look at your name! Secondly I would wish for snow that dosnt melt


Oh you got him good dude!
11 years ago
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milk_man
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I would wish for one weekend of the year where everybody on ns could all meet up at a resort and shred together
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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milk_manI would wish for one weekend of the year where everybody on ns could all meet up at a resort and shred together


So SFB could beat the shit out of all of us? No thanks
11 years ago
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MLJ
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El_Barto.So SFB could beat the shit out of all of us? No thanks


Would skiierman come??
11 years ago
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milk_man
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MLJWould skiierman come??


Of course! He would come on a bike
11 years ago
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royalcanterlot.
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FREE TIBET
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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To have a banging girlfriend.
Cummings will do nicely though.
(Seriously though- hot girl)
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52632 - Karma: 174,699
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I'm on the john...
11 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
immasTo have a banging girlfriend.
Cummings will do nicely though.
(Seriously though- hot girl)


;)
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
milk_manI would wish for one weekend of the year where everybody on ns could all meet up at a resort and shred together

if that ever happens, im hunting you down and giving you a beat down.
11 years ago
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louie.mirags
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To live the rest of my days at a music festival!
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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louie.miragsTo live the rest of my days at a music festival!


Don't work in the summer next year and do a big old festi terrr.
11 years ago
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