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Why in Gods name does body wash have pebbles in it?

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lurking
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Got light up playing rugby on turf. Turf burns every where. Tried cleaning them out in the shower with body wash and didn't realize that it had little pebble-like things in it. Now contemplating amputation of anything lower than the thighs. Why the FUCK does body wash have these pebbles from hell in it?
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Laurent.
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To supposedly scrub off dead skin cells you pussy.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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It's an exfoliater. Buff he skin, removed dead skin cells. Make you raw fresh.
11 years ago
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CliffyByro
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because you play rugby on turf, not grass like a real man
11 years ago
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uyghur
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Even worse when they put menthol in it... Its not coolong , it's burning death
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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You shower? That shit's so uncool. You must be the least cool kid at school. I haven't showed in years.

It makes me strong.
11 years ago
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b-kul
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grow a pair and exfoliate.
11 years ago
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Another downside, when they run off into our water supply fish confuse them for food and die :(
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CheddarJack
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~~~~~~~~Another downside, when they run off into our water supply fish confuse them for food and die :(


They aren't all dissolvable? That's retarded.
11 years ago
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Phil-X-
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To prevent young boys from masturbating with their mothers body washes
11 years ago
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AT-AT
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Phil-X-To prevent young boys from masturbating with their mothers body washes


I cringed
11 years ago
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Garebear
Posts: 378 - Karma: 4,908
when you're showering and that shit gets inside your peehole...
*shutter*
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
Garebearwhen you're showering and that shit gets inside your peehole...
*shutter*

lol am i supposed to believe you have a pee hole? i know ur a girl.
11 years ago
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Garebear
Posts: 378 - Karma: 4,908
SFBlol am i supposed to believe you have a pee hole? i know ur a girl.

once again you've failed to make me laugh SFB :(
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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SFBlol am i supposed to believe you have a pee hole? i know ur a girl.


Girls dont have pee holes?
11 years ago
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CliffyByro
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El_Barto.Girls dont have pee holes?


of course not, why else would they cry so much?
11 years ago
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136
Phil-X-To prevent young boys from masturbating with their mothers body washes


ya that will "stop" me
11 years ago
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