First time being drunk experiences

Gunstocker(dont recommend this, its a waste of sunny d

thanks for the life advice

Who the fuck gets drunk from one shot

So I used to live on a fat property with my parents house at the very back on the end of the lake, and my brother was renting a smaller house at the other end of the lake. Near my brothers house we had a fire pit and a little grass area next to the lake, so my friends and I would have bonfires and sleep in a tent. My friends and I were 13 and my brother was having a huge rager at his house and he had just turned 21 and so we decided to go try to get some beer from them... They were all wasted and let us have an 18er of Keystone Light tallies, suffice to say we each put a few of those down and were fuckin shitcanned.

That led us to having campfires like every other weekend the whole spring of 8th grade and just getting shitpants wasted. One of the more memorable times was when my friend was able to steal about 12 ounces (160z water bottle about 3/4 full) of his dad's 190 proof Everclear and then we also had like 2 Busch tall boys each and a bottle of Cook's Champagne. That remains to this day one of the drunkest nights of my life because of how low our tolerances were and how strong the Everclear is. Ended the night with one of us getting peed on, another nearly dying of alcohol poisoning (passed out and puking on himself, unresponsive for a period of time but then he kinda came out of it and talked to us a bit) one kid sitting on a log crying for like an hour, and another friend crashing my little gas powered pocket bike into the fire pit and going over the handlebars and over the fire.

Man those were good times.

i dont know, I just drank beer and it was fun. I have however seen a few people do some really funny shit for their first time. We tricked a friend of mine into drinking an entire bottle of pepto bismol by telling him it was yogurt. Then he fell down the stairs. It was awesome

KernalAngusWho the fuck gets drunk from one shot

Well I was pretty light and it was strong stuff

GunstockerWell I was pretty light

Were you a 15 year old fetus?

KernalAngusWho the fuck gets drunk from one shot

You. ;)


Op weighs less than a shitzu.

It was most likely a lot more than a shot but I cant remember how much it was because I used measuring cups (had no shot glasses)

Well, when I was 14 I was invited to a grade 12 party by my older sister. I had never been to a party before, besides birthday parties but those are weak, and hand't ever drank alcohol other than the few times I've had sips of my dads beer.

The Friday came up and my sister had me go along with her and a couple friends in her friends car. From what I remember they were drinking Palm Bays and my sister offered me a can. I chugged it like it was juice, the shit tasted delicious. At my stage in life I was too innocent to know that those types of drinks are classified as "bitch pops" so i guess in my younger drinking stages I was a bitch, like most people.

Fast forward a few more Palm Bays deep, been at the party for an hour or so feeling woozy and everything seems brighter. My sister comes up and offers me a shot. I've never had a shot and had no idea what type of alcohol I was about to consume but I downed it. Taste just numbed my mouth and I couldn't feel my throat for a few minutes and that's when it happened. Some bro that my sister was hanging with whipped out his dick and started to shove it in my mouth, all the while I saw my sister getting naked and start reaching into my pants and then I blacked out. I woke up and my ass was so sore and my face felt all sticky like glue had dried on my face.



TLDR: I don't have a sister and have never drank alcohol

GunstockerWell I was pretty light and it was strong stuff

Strong with placebo probably

In my friends basement. Playing ruit and other games. We were all noobs cuz it was our first time. Snuck upstairs and drank absenth (probably spelled that wrong) and other shit. Went to his room end up booting in the sink then he put on a movie for me and I threw up on myself.

It lead to the weekend alcoholic I am today
Amen

I didn't drink until I was in college. Had few too many beers, tuned some skis and started admiring the wax job I just did. Fast forward to me leaning on a pair, kinda chewing on the edge (no clue why I was doing that) I lost my balance, slammed into the edge and chipped my tooth. Still ended up snagging a dude.

I was probably around 15 when I got drunk for the first time. My parents kept a stash of liquor in a cabinet in our kitchen, it almost never got touched because my parents never really drank for as long as I can remember. It was probably leftover from before I was born.

There was all the usuals like Jack, bacardi, and others. When I was real young, we used to sell it to my older neighbors because I was so young I didn't really want any.

Anyway, by the time that I wanted to start drinking there wasn't really anything left other than like 3 handles of triple sec. Me, not knowing the difference between triple sec, whiskey, or rum said fuck it and took one. A few others and I walked up to a nearby field after dark, pounded that thing. Before you know it, we all could barely walk. Fast forward like 2 hours, I'm passed out on my basement floor and all I remember is throwing up completely clear liquid (probably all the triple sec) all over my basement. All my friends are passed out in my basement, I attempt to walk up the stairs to go to bed. Barely make it, I jump in the shower to wash all the throw up off, I passed out in the shower fell through the curtain and cracked my head off the counter top. Next thing I know, my mom is carrying me naked out of the bathroom and throwing me in bed.

To this day, I can think of that night and taste triple sec. The smell of it makes me sick to my stomach.

The conversation the next morning was interesting.

yevanWell, when I was 14 I was invited to a grade 12 party by my older sister. I had never been to a party before, besides birthday parties but those are weak, and hand't ever drank alcohol other than the few times I've had sips of my dads beer.

The Friday came up and my sister had me go along with her and a couple friends in her friends car. From what I remember they were drinking Palm Bays and my sister offered me a can. I chugged it like it was juice, the shit tasted delicious. At my stage in life I was too innocent to know that those types of drinks are classified as "bitch pops" so i guess in my younger drinking stages I was a bitch, like most people.

Fast forward a few more Palm Bays deep, been at the party for an hour or so feeling woozy and everything seems brighter. My sister comes up and offers me a shot. I've never had a shot and had no idea what type of alcohol I was about to consume but I downed it. Taste just numbed my mouth and I couldn't feel my throat for a few minutes and that's when it happened. Some bro that my sister was hanging with whipped out his dick and started to shove it in my mouth, all the while I saw my sister getting naked and start reaching into my pants and then I blacked out. I woke up and my ass was so sore and my face felt all sticky like glue had dried on my face.



TLDR: I don't have a sister and have never drank alcohol

well that took a turn for the better.

delaTo this day, I can think of that night and taste triple sec. The smell of it makes me sick to my stomach.

Haha I got some triple sec in my cabinet, care to join me?

actual first time was when i was like 13 and it was 2 am or somethin and i was on chat roullete pullin bitches (bitches=weird dudes from turkey and shit) and ya i drank like 3 beers and i got that warm sensation and i just chatted with random people and had a good time that is the first time i was drunk, but my story the first house party i went to is crazy

KernalAngusWho the fuck gets drunk from one shot

my thoughts exactly

hippy.actual first time was when i was like 13 and it was 2 am or somethin and i was on chat roullete pullin bitches (bitches=weird dudes from turkey and shit) and ya i drank like 3 beers and i got that warm sensation and i just chatted with random people and had a good time that is the first time i was drunk, but my story the first house party i went to is crazy

My listening cap is on. Tell us the house party story.

Drank vodka. Probably 6 or 7 shots. Barfed

And that's why I can't drink vodka plain anymore

KernalAngusMy listening cap is on. Tell us the house party story.

You haven't lived until you've seen him drink his own piss.

started drinking really young (eurofam whaddup) but the first time I can remember a true "Holy shit Im drunk" experience was in 6-7th grade in Mexico when we were at an all inclusive resort and my sister got us both margaritas or some fruity shit like that and I chugged down 2.5 and was like MEEE GUSTAAAA

KernalAngusMy listening cap is on. Tell us the house party story.

Typical friday night turned into a shit/awesome night. Went over to my buddies house for typical smoke a bowl watch netflix kinda night and his older brother was about to leave and told us he was going to a party where the parents had left for a week. I immediately opened my mouth to blurt out "can we come?!?" as a joke and he said "fuck it why not" so we pile into the bed of his truck at 11 and 30 minutes later we pull up to about 10 cars or so in the driveway looked like it was gonna be a cool night..we walk up to the door and the host is fucked and saw us and didn't question a bunch of kids with a 19 year old. we went inside and some drunk dude passes by with a bottle of tequila and says beer is in the fridge and we walk over to the fridge and there was at least 10 natty packs (natty sucks i know) but we take a case and head upstairs shotgunning beers and smoking bowls in this guys parents room we come downstairs and they were doing body shots..all the college kids looked at me and my friends and got some girl to let us do a body shot me being 14 i was really awkward about it even though i was drunk basically the night went on i think i played with a girls tits for 15 minutes but ya it was pretty awesome for a first house party..then i got in huge trouble the next day because i didnt wake up til 1 o clock and i had a doctors appointment at 11 so thats that! swag
TLDR; got drunk, did awkward body shot, played with tits, got in trouble with momma hippy

E__Well, when I was 14 I was invited to a grade 12 party by my older sister. I had never been to a party before, besides birthday parties but those are weak, and hand't ever drank alcohol other than the few times I've had sips of my dads beer.

The Friday came up and my sister had me go along with her and a couple friends in her friends car. From what I remember they were drinking Palm Bays and my sister offered me a can. I chugged it like it was juice, the shit tasted delicious. At my stage in life I was too innocent to know that those types of drinks are classified as "bitch pops" so i guess in my younger drinking stages I was a bitch, like most people.

Fast forward a few more Palm Bays deep, been at the party for an hour or so feeling woozy and everything seems brighter. My sister comes up and offers me a shot. I've never had a shot and had no idea what type of alcohol I was about to consume but I downed it. Taste just numbed my mouth and I couldn't feel my throat for a few minutes and that's when it happened. Some bro that my sister was hanging with whipped out his dick and started to shove it in my mouth, all the while I saw my sister getting naked and start reaching into my pants and then I blacked out. I woke up and my ass was so sore and my face felt all sticky like glue had dried on my face.



TLDR: I don't have a sister and have never drank alcohol

LMAO I was so confused while reading this! Laughed embarrassingly hard. Good reply.

When I was 14 or 15 I checked out the parents liquor cabinet. Believe I got my hands on some Silver Patron and took a couple healthy swigs. Honestly can't remember much but I was loving life thats for sure.

I was 15. I was at thanksgiving out at my aunts place in ohio. We have a family tradition of everyone in my family going out there and staying the night. Anyway fast forward to 11:00 at night. All the adults went to bed and it was me, my other 15 year old cousin, and our college age older cousins. They were all high and buzzed and thought it would be funny to get me and my cousin drunk. So I had 3 beers. It was yuengling out of a can and I couldn't stand it. So we took straight shots of mojito rum tasted like lighter fluid). After 2 shots I made myself a scotch and coke. I drank that pretty fast so I was plastered afterward. My uncle came downstairs cause he has insomnia, and just started having a conversation with me. It went like this:

"So how's the new school. Are your grades good?"

Me: *bursts into laughter and can't contain myself*.

He picked up on it, laughed it off and just told us to be careful. Afterward my brother is trying to sleep, and I proceeded to run up to him, rip off the blanket he was using and run away laughing. Someone told me to sit down cause I was blocking the tv screen, and I just put the blanket over my head and said:

"Hey you niner I have a motherfucking cape"

Fast forward about 1.5 hours. My 15 year old cousin and I had been drinking water and sobering up. So my older cousins asked us if I wanted to smoke for my first time. I said I would after the movie (terminator). During the movie I also had more shots. So I was drunk again when I went to go smoke. My cousins and I went to the garage and handed me an apple pipe. So my brother thought it would be funny to put on a police siren noise as I had the pipe in my hand. I then proceeded to throw the pipe packed with ganja into the woods, and run into the house. The rest of the night was my drunk cousins and drunk me doing Arnold Schwarzaneggar voices. This is where I lost conciousness. I woke up the next morning on the basement floor covered in vomit. 8/10 would recommend.

add on to my original post I chugged some bacardi too but it wasnt very much

Trilliam_A.I was 15. I was at thanksgiving out at my aunts place in ohio. We have a family tradition of everyone in my family going out there and staying the night. Anyway fast forward to 11:00 at night. All the adults went to bed and it was me, my other 15 year old cousin, and our college age older cousins. They were all high and buzzed and thought it would be funny to get me and my cousin drunk. So I had 3 beers. It was yuengling out of a can and I couldn't stand it. So we took straight shots of mojito rum tasted like lighter fluid). After 2 shots I made myself a scotch and coke. I drank that pretty fast so I was plastered afterward. My uncle came downstairs cause he has insomnia, and just started having a conversation with me. It went like this:

"So how's the new school. Are your grades good?"

Me: *bursts into laughter and can't contain myself*.

He picked up on it, laughed it off and just told us to be careful. Afterward my brother is trying to sleep, and I proceeded to run up to him, rip off the blanket he was using and run away laughing. Someone told me to sit down cause I was blocking the tv screen, and I just put the blanket over my head and said:

"Hey you niner I have a motherfucking cape"

Fast forward about 1.5 hours. My 15 year old cousin and I had been drinking water and sobering up. So my older cousins asked us if I wanted to smoke for my first time. I said I would after the movie (terminator). During the movie I also had more shots. So I was drunk again when I went to go smoke. My cousins and I went to the garage and handed me an apple pipe. So my brother thought it would be funny to put on a police siren noise as I had the pipe in my hand. I then proceeded to throw the pipe packed with ganja into the woods, and run into the house. The rest of the night was my drunk cousins and drunk me doing Arnold Schwarzaneggar voices. This is where I lost conciousness. I woke up the next morning on the basement floor covered in vomit. 8/10 would recommend.

Forgot to mention that I also only speak in a shouting voice when intoxicated. So basically I turn into tanner hall in real life.

don't really drink. but the first time i got really drunk i was a junior in college. threw up outside, then threw up in every room of my apartment. sat in the shower then went to bed. not fun at all. never had anything too good come of alcohol.

b-kuldon't really drink. but the first time i got really drunk i was a junior in college. threw up outside, then threw up in every room of my apartment. sat in the shower then went to bed. not fun at all. never had anything too good come of alcohol.

You went two years of college without getting drunk once?

-be me
-be 16
- parents out of town, brother at friends house for the night
-play halo and eat pizza rolls
-get bored, mix fanta and vodka
-its pretty delicious and keep drinking it
-hour or two later feel like shit
-dizzy, puke all over bathroom
-think im going to die, start crying
-crawl while crying onto couch and fall asleep.

tldr; i am alpha male.

This .gif sums it up well.

SFBtldr; i am alpha male.

More like alpha turbo nerd.

I think I was like 16/17. My cousin (who was same age as me and went to the same school) had a house party. At the time when I heard party I thought bunch of dudes playing xbox or boxing, but I show up and there's booze. I was always the goodie kid so everyone was expecting me to bitch out and go home, but wanting to be cool I kinda give it the "fuck it" looks like I've gotta start somewhere and started to drink.

Anyway, we were convinced we wanted to play pong because we thought we were being cool, didn't have any beer so we poured generous portions of vodka (only thing we had)into the cups and preceded to play multiple games. As would be expected we all got completely hammed and ended up getting into sleeping bags and bobsledding down my cousins stairs (group of like 10 dudes, zero chicks at this point). Then one kid started getting angry drunk and punched 2 holes in my cousins wall, and the rest of the night was us literally having to all hold this kids arms and legs down so he didn't punch anyone or the wall. Twas an interesting first night.

Half way through writing that ^ I realized I lied and that my first time ever being drunk was in Aruba with my sister at a Sean Kingston concert on the beach drinking the little pocket shots. MUCH better than that night.

buttchugs with all my friends back in 8th grade

I was a shy 14 year old, lacking experience with alcohol because I was the only one who never dared to use a fake ID so everytime someone invited me to go out on weekends I made up some excuse not to go, until springfest rolled around (like octoberfest but much smaller) where you don´t have to show your ID if you´re lucky.
Fast forward a bit, we´re standing in front of the tent, friends walk right past the security, I get asked for ID (was small for my age) , but later some drunk woman kicks open a side door and I can sneak in, so I have my first Beer and feel insanely good because I managed to get in.
Being an insecure teenage boy who knows nothing about how much he can take I tell myself to just keep up with my friends, which turned out to be a bad idea, because I was smaller and less experienced.
So we´re leaving and i´m extremely drunk, loosing my shoes and two cops show up telling us that we´re obviously not allowed to be outside at that time, etc. and I´m staggering around, trying to put on my shoe and think it´s wise to talk a bit with the police but apparently they couldn´t understand me and wanted to bring me home to my parents. Somehow my friends were able to talk them out of it and we got something to eat, I puked on some people and had a day of regret and shame afterwards.

i was 16, it was the last day of a volunteer trip to some village, we were just sitting around and chugging pbr. the day after was when i found out i get asian flush

KernalAngusWho the fuck gets drunk from one shot

full shot of vodka, and 15

you must be fucking stupid you cunt

KernalAngusWere you a 15 year old fetus?

we get it, you get drunk a lot and are a dirty whore slut dyke bitch that guys need to be drunk to sleep with shut the fuck up

Thizzle.You went two years of college without getting drunk once?

no, i went two years without the described scenario happening.

I was like 14 at my boyfriends house and we decided to have some whiskey. Well we had like 4 shots each and his grandma invited us for dinner. So we go there drunk as fuck and I was sitting at the table and I just tipped over in my chair and fell on the ground and everyone was like HOLY FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! And I was just like fuck I'm gonna get us caught. Fuck! So I got back up and finished dinner and later when i was sober(ish) his mom asked me why I ate steak with a butter knife... I didn't even realize that I did that. It was pretty funny. I was just like what? You don't eat steak with a butter knife? And they laughed and never spoke of it ever again. I was so innocent back then.. Lol

i remember one of my first times being drunk was in a friend's hot tub, pounding back some sort of hard lemonade shit with a bunch of people. pretty sure it was grade 9.

what made it memorable was that my friend's older brother came back home later that night with his friends and saw all us younger kids drunk and started giving us a hard time. night got pretty awkward and we all had to leave, still drunk, and find another establishment. on our way to wherever else we were going, we decided it would be a good idea to start vandalizing shit, kicking flower pots and running over parked cars, and some dude chased us down the road, police were called, etc.

ended up being a really eventful night.

Not sure if it was the first time being drunk but it was the first time I was as drunk as I was, but I had also smoked a fair amount. I was at my friends camp in NH and end up crashing on a bed with my friend on one side of me laying opposite to me and his sister (who's pretty damn good looking) on the other end, laying the same way as me. I end up making out with her for a bit (not really sure how) until we realize how crazy it is. She then gets up and crashes on the floor next to a friend of hers. I lay on the bed with crazy blue balls thinking everything from "fuck yeah I just made out with her" to "what the fuck did I just do" to just laughing to myself.

Still haven't told anyone about it. But when the time comes I can't wait to see my friend's reaction.

first night I ever drank was fucking terrible.

So when I was 15 me and my friend that lived next door would always sneak out and toke but I was never that into alcohol. Some guys that lived down the road asked if we wanted to hang out and drink and smoke and swim n shit. Didn't really know what to drink so I just grabbed 5 my dad's nasty black guinness and I think like 2 or 3 grams from my selling stash and left. Drank all 5, smoked at least half of what I brought and then a solid amount of dubra. Was absolutely fucking gone (I have a severe case of a hemophilia type disease and anemia so a lot less than that would've definitely fucked me up too). So the guys were douches and didn't want to deal with us anymore after we told them we weren't about to fuck. So they opened the door to let us out of the car and I went face first into the pavement and split my forehead really bad and then they dumped us in the parking lot of a lake at 4 in the morning.

My friend called this guy who was absolutely desperate to get in her pants and came about 2 hours after we were ditched. At this point I have blood pouring out of my head due to my bleeding problem and my friend and the kid were fucking so hard they didn't notice I passed out from blood loss. I guess they finally notice I'm unconscious and carry me back to the car and back to my friends house.

I wake up sometime later from my friend kicking me in the back and to her immediately puking all over me. I'm still extremely drunk at this point and jump out of bed and hit my split face on the wall and call my brother to tell him everything that happened. Which then waked my friend's mom up and she came in to her daughter puking all over herself and me with blood all over my face and puke all over my head running around the room in a panic at 6:30 in the morning.

TLDR: got drunk and stoned, split face open, got dumped in parking lot, passed out from blood loss, woke up next to friend puking all over me

I boofed a whole bunch of palchohol and fell down the stairs

Was 14. Drank vodka, had fun, woke up in a pile of my own sick. Blamed it on being ill to my Mum, she cleaned it up, found a beer bottle that I had meant to take out with me, got busted. Had to help Dad fix the garage roof all day. Most of which I spent lying on the edge, being sick or dry retching.

My first time getting drunk was when i was 14, i had about 8 cans of cider, ended up getting off with some girl a year older than me who ii had not met before. But that's all that happened that night so it's pretty boring, so i'll tell you what happened the one time i got really drunk.
Basically there was an end of exams party when i was 16 and everyone who was going was told to bring a drink. I assumed everyone was going to be sharing drinks so i bought a 2 litre bottle of cheap cider and a bottle of vodka. So i go to my mates house first and while waiting for his mate, he tells me he's never done a shot. So i bust out my bottle of vodka and pour him and i half a cup of vodka each. We drink that and then his mate arrives so i put my vodka back in my bag and we start walking to the party.
So we arrive at the party and it turns out i was wrong, no one was sharing drinks. So i go in and there is a compulsory beer bong that we all need to do. So after that we go in, and i manage to sell my bottle of vodka to some guy i barely know. Eventually i finish my 2 litres of cider and i'm starting to feel a little drunk and my balance has almost gone. So i'm walking through the party and i see the beer bong guys again pouring beer into someones mouth. They give me enough beer to refill my bottle of cider (i was walking around with the empty bottle in my hand, i don't know why) so after it's refilled i start drinking again. Then i decided to go to the toilet because i needed a piss, so i go in, put my bottle down by the door, go over to the toilet and take a piss. As i lent forward to flush it, i lost my balance and knocked over some small glass ornament off a shelf and it smashed on the floor. So i pick up my bottle and leave the toilet and take a large gulp of my drink. Almost straight away, i walked into the living room, fell on top of some girl on the sofa that my friend was chatting up,told her "you're beautiful" and got up and walked away. So i then decided to finish off my drink and did.
This girl suddenly runs through the house shouting "I JUST KISSED (my mates name)." Basically my mate is not the most attractive of guys, ginger and kind of fat and had never kissed a girl. So there was a bet going around that whoever kissed him would get from £10 to £50 depending on who's version of the bet you believed.
So obviously after hearing this i start to walk through to the back garden to congratulate him. I get to the conservatory and suddenly on the table i see the beer bong guys and a half full bottle of tequila on the table behind them. So being as subtle as i can, i go over and take it, and walk back into the house.
After drinking this i have no recollection of what happened. However this is what i was told happened:
I punched a hole in a drywall, The hosts mum came home but she was cool with the party and apparently i grabbed a handful of her arse, i got kicked out, i started a fight with some guy outside because he wouldn't let me go back inside, i went back inside, my friend and his friend ordered a taxi and we all got in it. I puked in the taxi got a £60 fine, only had £15, so my friends mate ran back to his so he could grab the other £45, we paid the taxi guy, got into my mates apartment building (which for some reason doesn't have a lift), my trousers fell down before we got to the stairs, i passed out at the bottom of the staircase, my mate and his mate had to carry me up to the third floor where his apartment is and they dumped me in the bathroom, i puked numerous times and missed the toilet multiple times, i woke up (this bit i still remember) thinking i was still at the party, turned on the light, fell over again, my mate came in, i asked if we could go back to his, he told me we already were, i checked my pockets for my phone and wallet, thought i'd lost them, my mate told me he had them, i went back to sleep. Later that morning, he ushered me out of the house (about 09.00). So i (having not been to his house before) decided to try and find a shortcut to the train station. I go the complete wrong way and end up at the harbor (the station is on the other side of the harbor and there's no cut through) so i walk back around but feeling sick and with a killer hangover, i decide to sit down for a minute and i throw up again (it was just yellowish liquid now). Eventually i get back up again and start trying to make my way back to the harbor. On the way i walk past a cathedral with a bus stop outside it. I lie down on the bus stop bench and slept for half an hour solid. Some guy wakes me up and asks if i'm ok, and i stupidly reply yes. So i decide to start walking again and pass my school and see and load of the years below me having their break time. I continue walking and eventually make it to the station half an our later (it's normally a 10 minute walk). So i then end up getting on the wrong train, but luckily i realized before the train went split from my route home and got off it at the next station. I eventually get on the train home and arrive at my local station, where i throw up in a bin. So i decide to sit down for a minute and rest. The next train comes through and funnily enough one of the beer bong guys gets off and sees me. Thinking it's hilarious seeing me hunched over on a bench outside the station with little drops of dried vomit on my shirt, he takes a picture and sends it to everyone who was at the party. Eventually i get on the bus to mine and fall asleep almost immediately. Strangely the guy was also on the same bus but i didn't notice him. Anyway i woke up as the bus was passing my stop so i had to get off on the next one. I walked home and arrived just as a delivery man pulled up. So he asks if i am Cameron Taylor, i confirm i am, and sign for the parcel. So i get in the door, close it and decide to lye on the floor. So eventually i go upstairs and my parents aren't home so i leave the parcel on the floor and go to sleep. My parents later woke me up for dinner but i couldn't eat because i still had a hangover and felt sick so i went back to bed.

TLDR: drunk a lot arse, grabbed the hosts mums arse, got kicked out, threw up in a taxi, got a £60 fine, passed out, got on the wrong train home, eventually got home, still had a hangover 24 hours after party started, went to bed.

Javascriptwe get it, you get drunk a lot and are a dirty whore slut dyke bitch that guys need to be drunk to sleep with shut the fuck up

Fuck, you got me.

Just over a year ago, was 18 and it was sort of planned out to my first time drinking. Never did when everyone else did at 15/16. So now it was legal, and it was at the banquette/afterparty after a freeridecomp. Puked halfway through the night, probably not uncommon for first-timers. But it was surprisingly amazing. Remembered everything, had so much fun and wasn't really hungover the next day. Still one of the best nights drinking I've had.