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Is this normal?

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Bateman
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I am not sure if this is normal or not:
I'm a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but they're all guys. i don't really have any women in my life.

Well thats not entirely true. I have a sister, we'll call her Laurie.

Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating everyone except my clique.

Anyways lately my friends have started getting girlfriends I'm really happy for them but but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies and frankly I'm jealous.

Last week my friend called me up to tell me that he had just gone down on his girlfriend for the first time. He said it was really cool. He;s been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time to 'reap the rewards of having a woman' as he puts it. I don't think I'm ready.

Well its not that I'm not ready I'm just not in a position of getting woman.

Anyways back to what this is all about.

I like women but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up talking about how cool ******s are well I've been curious, thanks to the net I know all about their construction but well the net doesn't lend itself to transferring smells.

I'll just say it.

For the last couple of days I've been going into my sisters laundry and smelling her panties. Its not too hard. I just say I'm doing a load of wash or wait for everyone to leave and then go into her hamper.

I'm in no way sexually attracted to my sister, this doesn't have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of ****** and she has one.

I don't think this is too wrong but I'm afraid to ask my friends if they have done it.

Is this normal?
May 28 2014 7:47PM
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theabortionator
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maybe
May 28 2014 7:49PM
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GrahamGould
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fuck you
May 28 2014 7:51PM
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op14
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Completely normal OP. No psychiatrist is needed.
May 28 2014 7:51PM
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JAHpow
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uhhhh
May 28 2014 7:52PM
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El_Barto.
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10/10
May 28 2014 7:52PM
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.undetected
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Quality Thread
May 28 2014 7:53PM
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Randy_Quench
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stop being a fucking weirdo who sniffs his sisters panties and maybe you'll get some pussy.
May 28 2014 7:53PM
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Bombogenesis
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So I think it needs to be asked...



How's she smell?
May 28 2014 7:55PM
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Bateman
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BombogenesisSo I think it needs to be asked...



How's she smell?

alright i guess?
May 28 2014 7:56PM
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op14
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BombogenesisSo I think it needs to be asked...



How's she smell?


I'm assuming like a two day old salmon that's been sitting in the sun.
May 28 2014 7:56PM
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YouAllSuck
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Pics of sister would help?
May 28 2014 8:01PM
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Bombogenesis
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Batemanalright i guess?




Yeah I remembered her being pretty good
May 28 2014 8:01PM
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Milhouse
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perfectly normal OP. Keep doing what you're doing...
May 28 2014 8:05PM
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Mingg
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That's fucked lol
May 28 2014 8:07PM
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burntahoegreen
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Try sniffing your mom's panties so you have something to compare to
May 28 2014 8:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Finally a decent troll. Thank you bateman, I lol'd. NS has been lacking as of late.
May 28 2014 8:16PM
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cobra_commander
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This is the best thing I've read in a while.
May 28 2014 8:23PM
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Chewy.
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Okay Elliot Rodger.
May 28 2014 8:27PM
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Bateman
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_MEDSKIPics of sister would help?


Granite_StateFinally a decent troll. Thank you bateman, I lol'd. NS has been lacking as of late.

+k for some serious replies
May 28 2014 8:29PM
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Huck_Fin
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Pee in a girls butt and you decide
May 28 2014 8:30PM
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Huck_Fin
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you might be gay......
May 28 2014 8:32PM
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JAHpow
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Is your sister older or younger than you?
May 28 2014 8:41PM
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Bateman
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JAHpowIs your sister older or younger than you?


Two years older.
May 28 2014 8:43PM
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Dorf.
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Great Troll!
May 28 2014 8:46PM
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Bodhisattva_
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OP is this you?

May 28 2014 8:54PM
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GrahamGould
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Thizzle.OP is this you?



too soon
May 28 2014 9:01PM
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uyghur
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Now this, THIS! Is a troll.
May 28 2014 9:05PM
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Mr.Huck
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In certain parts of West Virginia, this is still an encouraged practice.
May 28 2014 9:06PM
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Chewy.
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Thizzle.OP is this you?



Way to steal my joke dick.
May 28 2014 9:14PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Chewy.Way to steal my joke dick.


Should have posted a picture of him so I didn't scroll over your post without seeing it, ya dunce.
May 28 2014 9:36PM
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Chewy.
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Thizzle.Should have posted a picture of him so I didn't scroll over your post without seeing it, ya dunce.


I'm selling my computer, so I'm stuck on mobile :(
May 28 2014 9:39PM
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El_Barto.
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Chewy.Way to steal my joke dick.


Dont worry, it wasnt funny when he said it either
May 28 2014 9:40PM
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Mr.Sloth
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May 28 2014 9:42PM
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GayWolf420
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tasty pasta
May 28 2014 9:42PM
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Bodhisattva_
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El_Barto.Dont worry, it wasnt funny when he said it either


I have an odd feeling that you, much like Roddy116, would be a person that I would develop extreme dislike for upon meeting and seeing you regularly in the real world.
May 28 2014 9:43PM
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Puzzled
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nice copy pasta
May 28 2014 9:46PM
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El_Barto.
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Thizzle.I have an odd feeling that you, much like Roddy116, would be a person that I would develop extreme dislike for upon meeting and seeing you regularly in the real world.


Youre probably right. I will be first to admit that i am exactly the same in real life as on the internet.
May 28 2014 9:49PM
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uyghur
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El_Barto.Youre probably right. I will be first to admit that i am exactly the same in real life as on the internet.


Good god you must be terrifying
May 28 2014 9:57PM
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acualywasdolan
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Back in the says..
When trolling meant something
May 28 2014 10:13PM
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Titus69
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Dont worry OP Im on the same boat as you. My 3 friends who I mostly hang out of school have girls and yes we to eat in the lab at lunch 3/5 days of the week when its open. I have been snap chatting, yes snap chatting this one girl constantly and we've been somewhat talking and theyve encouraged me to get with her and Ive grown very fond of her but well Im shit with girls, awkward and dont know what to talk about...So NS..what do I talk about with girls?

I need to sack up and get a women especially at the point where it could go either way.
May 28 2014 10:24PM
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Bateman
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Mr.HuckIn certain parts of West Virginia, this is still an encouraged practice.


Well thats comforting i suppose?
May 29 2014 4:51AM
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Stope.Neeze
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thats really normal
May 29 2014 7:54AM
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Bateman
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Stope.Neezethats really normal


+k
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soulskier
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Go for a long walk off a short pier
May 29 2014 8:40AM
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freestyler540
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You Yahoo Q&A that question. Its beyond NS hilarity.
May 29 2014 9:56AM
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Bateman
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mmccarthy14Completely normal OP. No psychiatrist is needed.


+k
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Bateman
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freestyler540You Yahoo Q&A that question. Its beyond NS hilarity.


-k
May 29 2014 6:17PM
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.FRY.
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uyghurGood god you must be terrifying


what a handsome devil
May 29 2014 6:28PM
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Bateman
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Randy_Quenchstop being a fucking weirdo who sniffs his sisters panties and maybe you'll get some pussy.


but how bro?
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