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witty
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what are your favorite excuses for not doing shit in school....i can always use some new ones...my collection is getting old
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Dec 15 2004 6:52PM
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freeride360
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My friend in class told the teacher he couldnt here the directions so the teacher gave him extra points. Also, maybe if you say ur blind out of one eye. Might work lol.
Dec 15 2004 6:53PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
tell us your old excuses!
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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
Dec 15 2004 6:55PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
'I couldn't hand it in because the school burned down' is always a classic. Gotta be able to back it up, though. Of course, if you do it right, you won't even need an excuse, because your teacher will be Mrs. Hamilton FLAMBÉ!

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
Dec 15 2004 6:55PM
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freeride360
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The 'here' in my post is supposed to be spelled 'hear'.
Dec 15 2004 6:56PM
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Freestyla_01
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I recently contracted VD, and have not been able to concentrate on anything.
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Dec 15 2004 6:57PM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Printer broke, ran out of ink, family problems.



Sarah

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'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

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Dec 15 2004 6:58PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
my nigger beat me yesterday

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Dec 15 2004 6:59PM
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KingShit
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In the last few years of high school when I went the 'printer broke/ran out of ink' excuse quit working cause all of the teachers said if that ever happens send it to their e-mail... stupid technology..


-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
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Dec 15 2004 7:00PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
say your throat hurts and go to the nurse for a cough drop
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Dec 15 2004 7:04PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
my computer got a virus because my little brother was looking at too much porn.

my dog peed on it.

i had a mishap. (don't elaborate)

oh, CRAP! that was due TODAY?!?!?! (then cry)

alien probing. sorry.

i was so wasted when i tried to do it...... i don't think a picture essay would count?

when they ask you where your work is, start breathing really fast, and fall down. proceed to spazam for a few seconds, get up, and walk away like nothing happened.


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'i just want you to know, you're a shithead for messing around like that, a man's poor is lost!

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porn, i mean porn' - CTripper



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Dec 15 2004 7:05PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
i don't have a computer always gets me out of typing shit.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 15 2004 7:06PM
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witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
haha these arent bad...also you can always say your folks are divorced...and your stuff was at your dads house..or moms...and you couldnt get it
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Dec 15 2004 7:13PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
'Sorry about missing school on monday, we forgot to get the sunday paper on sunday, so when we found it on the porch on monday we just assumed...'

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Dec 15 2004 7:15PM
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Boards
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girlfriend got pregnant/abortion/aids
is always a winner. remeber you only have 4 grandparents so that is a limited use excuse. i always found, i was skiing and got a concussion is a huge success, or my favorite... i am on the frigging football team bitch!
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Dec 15 2004 7:15PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Hand in the wrong assignment, do the assignment later that day, and after school,hand in the correct one and say 'I found this one, is this the one due today?' and hand it in.




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Dec 15 2004 7:15PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^The football team thing only works in certain southern states.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Dec 15 2004 7:16PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
concussion and then a piece of paper with scribbles on it as a doctors note.

car accident. wheither you had one or not.
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'i just want you to know, you're a shithead for messing around like that, a man's poor is lost!

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porn, i mean porn' - CTripper



~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Dec 15 2004 7:19PM
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ECfreeski3
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making a joke or saying something stupid usualyl works for me.
i just say, oh shit ya, someone stole my book so i couldnt do the assignment, then i just ask if i can do it for the next day. seriously works 99 per cent of the time
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Dec 15 2004 8:59PM
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EastCoastPride
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tell them you were watching cork 3's and you got distracted because cork 3's can do that.


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Dec 15 2004 9:03PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
witt foster ate it...that kid's always eating everything

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Dec 15 2004 9:11PM
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witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
thanks jeff
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Dec 16 2004 7:39AM
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