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Why snowboarders suck

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phazan
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Ok so I know this has been done a thousand times before, but not by me. You see I'm actually experienced and you should all listen to me because I skied over 100 days this season. (and last season as well) ALSO I DO BLACK DIAMONDS. So That being said, this thread is serious shit. I am here to tell you the reasons why snowboarding is super inferior to skiing. If it didn't affect skiers, I would say "to each his own" but sadly, snowboarders are retarded and they mess stuff up.

-Snowboarders can't get around in flats. Not "OH THEY DON'T HAVE POLES HUHUH" they can't skate or sidestep either.

-They have to strap in/out everytime they get on the lift. HINT to you snowboarders...your skier friends are getting super pissed that you take so long strapping and unstrapping. You better learn to do it while you're still moving

-They can't do bumps. I hate that moment when I'm skiing with a snowboarding friend and I wanna do bumps. I have to ski with them and watch as they violently twist their body trying to get around the moguls. How does it feel that you guys lose out on a good percentage of the runs just because you picked the inferior sport??

-They scrape all the good snow off. Nothing's worse than watching some idiot snowboarder scrape off all the good pow. Like the old saying goes... "There's two things that ruin good snow....Sun and fucking snowboarding assholes"

-They're always sitting on their butts in the middle of the run...Ok we all know this is true.

-Their shit bumps into your shit on the lift cuz you're always stuck sideways on a snowboard

-They're stuck sideways when they're snowboarding. Who thought this was a good idea?

-When snowboarders catch an edge, they either fall on their face or their butt resulting in violent, embarrassing wipeouts.

-They look like idiots when they're coming through the line. Trust me. I stand in line 35 hours a week and I know how stupid snowboarders look. It's so unnatural and dumb looking, watching them do that skating thing. With skies it's much smoother and natural.

So in conclusion, it's not that snowboarding is lame, or not fun, it's just that it sucks. The only reason for snowboarding is to try and look cool. Admit it, because this is the truth. Why else is it mostly popular with teenagers
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WisconsinJibs
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Snowboarders only have one argument... "skiers are gay"... haven't heard that one before.
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52577 - Karma: 174,050
Too long didn't read. OP is a noob
11 years ago
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JahLiam
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Why would you post this on a snowboarding website???
11 years ago
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shredschralp
Posts: 54 - Karma: 55
so many horrible 1st posts lately
11 years ago
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phazan
Posts: 28 - Karma: 131
I didn't know this was a snowboarding website lol. It says ski gabber so whatever. I'm a skier. And snowboarding sucks. If you think I'm wrong you can try to prove it, but there is no way to prove it because I'm not wrong. But you can try if you want
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-Dan
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Snowboarders don't suck. You suck and I've made a list of reasons why.

-You suck
-You took all they time to detail why snowboarders suck
-You suck
-bye
11 years ago
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patt.
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phazanWhen snowboarders catch an edge, they either fall on their face or their butt resulting in violent, embarrassing wipeouts.

Hmmmm and skiers never catch edges and wipeout? Snowboarders have more comfortable gear...
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phazan
Posts: 28 - Karma: 131
skiers catch an edge and fall on their side. not their FACE, dickhead
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GayWolf420
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lol who are you? a 70 year old alta/queer valley pass holder?
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S.J.W
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Looks like you're skiing with shit boarders. A good boarder doesn't go down the run sideways same with shit skiiers always snowplowing and traversing. Moral of the story is shit skiiers and boarders suck and good boarders and skiiers are radical. Fuck.you op
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danbrown
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gaper
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milk_man
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Because they destroy landings of jumps
11 years ago
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Brule.
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Silly OP, this post is not good for your reputation as a n00b.
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Mingg
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phazanALSO I DO BLACK DIAMONDS.


YOU'RE SO HARDCORE. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OP.
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theabortionator
Posts: 52577 - Karma: 174,050
Snerrberrderrs have no poles but they're cooler than all these shitty trolls.
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Mingg
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TallxTSnowboarders don't suck. You suck and I've made a list of reasons why.

-You suck
-You took all they time to detail why snowboarders suck
-You suck
-bye


Nah man...he got 100 days in this season and he can do black diamonds. He's obviously so much better than anyone here lol
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steezburgereddie
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phazanWhen snowboarders catch an edge, they either fall on their face or their butt resulting in violent, embarrassing wipeouts.


gives us something to watch while going up the lifts







and snowboard gabber
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brend
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But snowboarding is cool.
11 years ago
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brend
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But snowboarding is cool.
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phazan
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shreddinthegnarrYOU'RE SO HARDCORE. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OP.


lol calm down dude. I was bein funny
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Paul.
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ITT - People that can't recognize a troll post
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phazan
Posts: 28 - Karma: 131
it's not trolling. this shit is real facts. people just can't handle a few jokez... or the truth for that matter. snowboarders are just hella butthurt
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GayWolf420
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phazanit's not trolling. this shit is real facts. people just can't handle a few jokez... or the truth for that matter. snowboarders are just hella butthurt


nah you're just a retard
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elm.
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skeazlaurenLooks like you're skiing with shit boarders. A good boarder doesn't go down the run sideways same with shit skiiers always snowplowing and traversing. Moral of the story is shit skiiers and boarders suck and good boarders and skiiers are radical. Fuck.you op


sums it up
11 years ago
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Lil_Beefy
Posts: 110 - Karma: 118
but the snowboarders use naughty words, they cant not be cool
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mr.society
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phazanlol calm down dude. I was bein funny


What's your definition of funny? Go write this in your my little pony diary bruh
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phazan
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mr.societyWhat's your definition of funny? Go write this in your my little pony diary bruh


your snowboarding skills. now THATS funny! HAHAHAHA
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fghtoffyrdmns
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OP blows dudes
11 years ago
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ANDR01D
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phazanyour snowboarding skills. now THATS funny! HAHAHAHA


OP is an anal bead
11 years ago
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mr.society
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phazanyour snowboarding skills. now THATS funny! HAHAHAHA


man just quit where you're at.. go fist yourself in the mirror or something more productive.
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Foigus
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Did a snowboarder sexually abuse you at some point in your life? wow...
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GPO
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...
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frickindarn
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Op is sad because snowboarders railed his mom. Thanks abortions a for. This one's for you.
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frickindarn
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Thanks to. You always have my back. ^^ abortionator not abortions.
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icydope
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FLAT? No, not heard D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIdce58-oIM

battering snowboarding more maneuverable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWsCt7B-KWs

snowboarding safer, cheaper and more convenient when carrying)
11 years ago
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OverMostHeads
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The boots
11 years ago
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toastyteenagers
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JahLiamWhy would you post this on a snowboarding website???


op don't know that this is a skiing community
11 years ago
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toastyteenagers
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JahLiamWhy would you post this on a snowboarding website???


op don't know that this is a skiing community
11 years ago
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nickgarcia98
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phazanOk so I know this has been done a thousand times before, but not by me. You see I'm actually experienced and you should all listen to me because I skied over 100 days this season. (and last season as well) ALSO I DO BLACK DIAMONDS. So That being said, this thread is serious shit. I am here to tell you the reasons why snowboarding is super inferior to skiing. If it didn't affect skiers, I would say "to each his own" but sadly, snowboarders are retarded and they mess stuff up.

-Snowboarders can't get around in flats. Not "OH THEY DON'T HAVE POLES HUHUH" they can't skate or sidestep either.

-They have to strap in/out everytime they get on the lift. HINT to you snowboarders...your skier friends are getting super pissed that you take so long strapping and unstrapping. You better learn to do it while you're still moving

-They can't do bumps. I hate that moment when I'm skiing with a snowboarding friend and I wanna do bumps. I have to ski with them and watch as they violently twist their body trying to get around the moguls. How does it feel that you guys lose out on a good percentage of the runs just because you picked the inferior sport??

-They scrape all the good snow off. Nothing's worse than watching some idiot snowboarder scrape off all the good pow. Like the old saying goes... "There's two things that ruin good snow....Sun and fucking snowboarding assholes"

-They're always sitting on their butts in the middle of the run...Ok we all know this is true.

-Their shit bumps into your shit on the lift cuz you're always stuck sideways on a snowboard

-They're stuck sideways when they're snowboarding. Who thought this was a good idea?

-When snowboarders catch an edge, they either fall on their face or their butt resulting in violent, embarrassing wipeouts.

-They look like idiots when they're coming through the line. Trust me. I stand in line 35 hours a week and I know how stupid snowboarders look. It's so unnatural and dumb looking, watching them do that skating thing. With skies it's much smoother and natural.

So in conclusion, it's not that snowboarding is lame, or not fun, it's just that it sucks. The only reason for snowboarding is to try and look cool. Admit it, because this is the truth. Why else is it mostly popular with teenagers

Coming from a snowboarder i agree and frankly getting tired of i. Thas why im gonna start skkiing cuz 1 better workout 2 looks sooo much cooler 3 its on my bucket lost.
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taj.
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phazan-They're stuck sideways when they're snowboarding. Who thought this was a good idea?


lol'd
11 years ago
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SnowshoeThompson
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snowboarding is cooler than OP.
11 years ago
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toastyteenagers
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nickgarcia98Coming from a snowboarder i agree and frankly getting tired of i. Thas why im gonna start skkiing cuz 1 better workout 2 looks sooo much cooler 3 its on my bucket lost.


Is learning how to speak English on your bucket list too?
11 years ago
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lgward
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obvious gaper is obvious.
11 years ago
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perryhunter
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TallxTSnowboarders don't suck. You suck and I've made a list of reasons why.

-You suck
-You took all they time to detail why snowboarders suck
-You suck
-bye



LOL! Yeah right! He made effort just to figure out why snowboarders suck! I am speechless! :)
11 years ago
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cp_7
Posts: 372 - Karma: 1,301
this is the most ignorant post I have ever read. You should probably leave now. And to quote you "admit it, cause you know I'm right."
11 years ago
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bdarb207
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3_6mediathis is the most ignorant post I have ever read. You should probably leave now. And to quote you "admit it, cause you know I'm right."


Op is lame but 75% of what he said is true. I used to snowboard. It's fun as a novelty for a day or two a season but skiing is far superior if you need to work or in just about any other measurable way in terms of practicality. It's just true.

It's also funny to see so many skiers here having obvious references to gnar go right over their head lol.



To be fair though, some of the fastest kids I ride with are snowboarders. Just not in flats ha.
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gperry1
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I'm a skier and this argument is soooo old. I wish we could all get along on the hill. We have our differences but would there even be a park without snowboarders? Would this website even exist? I absolutely love skiing and here's a suggestion for you, try taking a snowboard lesson or two it's kind of fun. I would pick skiing over snowboarding any day but when it really comes down to it, is it really all that bad? I think snowboarders are pretty cool.
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Chronic_
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You're so fucking stupid it's not even funny. You sound like you're still in high school. Stop trying to sound like you're putting an intelligent spin on this argument. The fact that you are butt hurt enough to come here and make this thread shows how pathetic you are. There's no reason to snowboard other than look cool? Well there's no reason for you to come to a snowboard forum and hate other than you're a fucking loser. Get a life. Snowboarding is fun. You probably just suck at it. And that's coming from someone who's been skiing for 19 years. I never post anymore and this is exactly why. Because people like you exist and feel the need to post such retarded close minded things.
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veng_m
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phazanALSO I DO BLACK DIAMONDS.


ALSO I SKIP MY MIDDLE SCHOOL ENGLISH CLASS. I'M A BADASS.
10 years ago
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fghtoffyrdmns
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Hahaha this fucking thread
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