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Shit Snerrberrderrs Say

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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
"My knuckles hurt"

"Lets sit down in the middle of the trail"
May 11 2014 11:32PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
I suck his dick if you guys watch
May 11 2014 11:52PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
What are those gay skiers doing in the snowboard park

My ass hurts
May 11 2014 11:55PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
"Let's go down a double black and falling leaf all the snow off the steep spots"
May 11 2014 11:57PM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
they scream in pain, #stabsnowboarders
May 12 2014 12:08AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
"Fuck the flats"
May 12 2014 12:11AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
"Wait for me guiz!" While they struggle to strap in or on the flats.
May 12 2014 12:15AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
"I grab indy for every trick"
May 12 2014 12:17AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
skiers stopped being gangsters? well they're about 3 years late
May 12 2014 12:20AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
"Can I borrow your polls"
May 12 2014 12:22AM
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Just_Send_It
Posts: 4758 - Karma: 971
"I wish I could ski"
May 12 2014 12:26AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
theabortionator"Can I borrow your polls"


Polez

*DERP
May 12 2014 12:27AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Im ugly and a loser and im not good at anything and nobody likes me not even OPs mom and i suck at everything and El_Barto is much cooler than me but chicken is still a narb
May 12 2014 12:33AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I get it. It's funny because OP snowboards.
May 12 2014 12:54AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
do a pizza
May 12 2014 12:58AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
"i bought a rockered board because im too big of a pussy to be able to press with a cambered one"
May 12 2014 1:03AM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
can i get a tow?
May 12 2014 1:11AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
"watch me 50-50 this box"
May 12 2014 4:06AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
"Shawn white is so kewl"
May 12 2014 4:16AM
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ethanfrayne
Posts: 190 - Karma: 1,196
I don't know if this shit only happens around were I live but I ALWAYS see snowboarders stop, lay down on the box on their stomachs, and spin themselves in a circle on top of the box for atleat 2 minutes.
May 12 2014 6:21AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
My friends do this sometimes. They'll fall on something really easy and then blame it on not being bound in right. But everyone knows they just aren't very good lol
May 12 2014 6:57AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Snowboard Gabber
May 12 2014 8:18AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
"Bro."
"Have you seen The Art of Flight?"
"Have you seen Horgasm?"
"Tech Nine is actually pretty cool."
"Skiing looks so easy"
"No, let's go somewhere else, I don't wanna cat track."
"Wait, I'm still strapping in guys."
"I meant to precarve."
"Sage Kotsenburg."
May 12 2014 12:20PM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
"Dude, my front board wasn't even zeached".
May 12 2014 12:39PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,770
"I thought I was the only one with the Colorado Never Summer sticker!"
May 12 2014 2:30PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2432 - Karma: 1,446
shreddinthegnarr"Fuck the flats"


hahahaha
May 12 2014 2:32PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Matt_DSnowboard Gabber


Nah broski. This is skiers talking about sneerberrrderrs. Snerrbeerrd gabber is for god damn knuckle draggers.

I fell like I'll get a disease just by clicking that forum.
May 12 2014 2:37PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
theabortionatorNah broski. This is skiers talking about sneerberrrderrs. Snerrbeerrd gabber is for god damn knuckle draggers.

I fell like I'll get a disease just by clicking that forum.


le meme master general secret snowboarder man being le trolling
May 12 2014 3:39PM
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DoctorNitrogen
Posts: 37 - Karma: 19
"Im better than you and its harder for me"
May 12 2014 8:58PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
ethanfrayneI don't know if this shit only happens around were I live but I ALWAYS see snowboarders stop, lay down on the box on their stomachs, and spin themselves in a circle on top of the box for atleat 2 minutes.


No, but I wish it did. That sounds really funny.
May 12 2014 9:29PM
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triss
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 2,916
hopefully i can land this on a skateboard
May 12 2014 10:04PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
its easier on skis cus 2 sticks

skiings gay
May 12 2014 10:07PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
"If it's got two planks, spray it"
May 12 2014 10:19PM
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Alexhiglo
Posts: 260 - Karma: 1,083
Lets drink water and wear black
May 12 2014 10:25PM
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Lil_Beefy
Posts: 110 - Karma: 118
"Maybe if we all lay down at the top of the lift we can talk shit to skiers"
May 12 2014 10:29PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Did you see me? I got like 12 feet of air of that!

May 13 2014 5:42AM
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dtwizzle
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,951
"i like cock"
May 13 2014 7:02AM
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phazan
Posts: 28 - Karma: 131
"what does a guy gotta do to get his dick sucked around here?!"

"i wish i skied"

"gee, i suck dick"

"wish i could suck some dick right about now"
May 13 2014 3:08PM
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lgward
Posts: 301 - Karma: 404
*in the food line* "Can I borrow like twenty bucks?"
"Are those next year's goggles?"
"Are you sponsored?"
"BANGER!"
"Fucking gapers are everywhere!"
"Sketchy!"
*when a skier slides his ski on top of their board in the lift line* "Come on dude, have some respect."
"Yo hold up I gotta strap in!"
"DROPPING!!"
Aug 21 2014 3:05PM
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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
"I'm homosexual"
"I love having my body thrown forward on my face every time I catch an edge"
Feb 24 2015 7:58PM
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Ryan111
Posts: 1 - Karma: 8
They'll fall on something truly simple and afterward point the finger at it on not being bound in right.
May 7 2015 4:31AM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Ryan111They'll fall on something truly simple and afterward point the finger at it on not being bound in right.


Sick bump bro!!!
May 27 2015 10:58PM
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C_dub
Posts: 371 - Karma: 2,306
"I wonder if I look cool using my friends poles to push around the flats"
Jul 15 2015 11:46AM
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lickmyballs
Posts: 489 - Karma: 1,151
"You guys don't understand skiing is so much easier than snowboarding"
Jul 23 2015 11:05AM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
j
Aug 11 2015 3:01PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
#alwaysfrenchfry
Nov 24 2015 8:35PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
"BS boardslides are for sissy's who don't wanna get sponsored"

"Wait, what is Drink Water anyways?"
Jan 19 2016 9:05AM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
skiizey_steezy"I wonder if I look cool using my friends poles to push around the flats"


"Yeah dude, snerberdin with poles is hesh"
Jan 19 2016 9:08AM
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MooreofAndrew
Posts: 29 - Karma: 52
this: https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/808058/Christian-Michael-Mares-caught-in-avalanche-2016--Go-Pro-and-iPhone-angle
Jan 21 2016 10:50PM
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Steezymikcreeby
Posts: 70 - Karma: 126
"That skier has F-T boots"
Jan 26 2016 3:06PM
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