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Is this the best commentary ever?

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S.J.W
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Take note Luke Van-Valin and Dumont this is how you commentate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGA5Cjs8_uE
May 6 2014 7:09AM
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Afterbang.no
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 4,297
My god..
May 6 2014 7:19AM
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yelsel
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that was awesome
May 6 2014 7:47AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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dear lawd
May 6 2014 7:49AM
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lewis10123
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Hahahah, when he just shouts "Eugh eugh" I've just got an image of him crotch-thrusting behind the mic
May 6 2014 8:04AM
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Juho.
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"Oh my god she likes norweigan guys!" Hahahaha
May 6 2014 8:12AM
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montanan
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haha " you might make it through with that " haha good lordy that guys a boss behind the mic
May 6 2014 8:48AM
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BMB
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"Don't fuck it up in the bottom" LOL
May 6 2014 9:25AM
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Janky
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"Don't fall on your buttock Natalie!"
May 6 2014 11:36AM
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Weird_Tofer
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Made the run watchable lol
May 6 2014 11:50AM
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3ski6guy0
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haha so good
May 6 2014 12:06PM
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montanan
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BobTheSkier.Made the run watchable lol


haha , yup , was thinking the same thing , just goes to show ya that a good announcer/commentator can go along way in making events more enjoyable to watch etc.
May 6 2014 12:16PM
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Mr.Huck
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BMB"Don't fuck it up in the bottom" LOL


Yes, my new favorite quote. Especially funny because I had some coaches that sounded exactly like that.
May 6 2014 12:32PM
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whoa-dere
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too bad im not norwegian
May 6 2014 12:42PM
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nilszolland
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@jeppenator
Du är bra men det kommer dröja länge innan du är på den här killens nivå!
May 6 2014 1:13PM
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HuckNorris44
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Is that not the most stereotypical sounding frenchman. Probably drinking fine wine and having cheese whie commentating
May 6 2014 1:50PM
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90053
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this is excellent
May 6 2014 3:38PM
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Karl_Hungus
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x games and dew tour would be 40 times better if the commentators were crazy europeans or the hood crew or tommy ellingson
May 6 2014 4:12PM
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Miomo
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That's definitely E-Dollo commentating.
May 6 2014 6:43PM
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Bogs
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Both of these are definitely better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFeHUdEQ1Zs
May 6 2014 6:59PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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^Look at the WHIPPP
May 6 2014 9:13PM
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APunx176
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WattsBoth of these are definitely better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q


did you hear that? "The best rider on the mountain?" Sounds a little like me






jk i suck
May 6 2014 9:46PM
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ny300z
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hahaha that bike video! i never heard people so passionate in my life! fuckin lost it at the end...."How does he sit down with balls....then it cuts off lol
May 6 2014 9:55PM
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NinetyFour
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLzutFuxA9w

"All you fucking jibbers, GO HOME."
"He's a hooker! He's a hooker!"
May 6 2014 10:25PM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,269
NinetyFourhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLzutFuxA9w

"All you fucking jibbers, GO HOME."
"He's a hooker! He's a hooker!"


is he gonna huck? HUCK
May 7 2014 12:35AM
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-snochainz-
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Velllly Vellly Nice. Such Borat.
May 7 2014 10:36AM
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annex_
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/765520/Irish-Olymic-Sailing-commentator-has-no-idea---funny-to-watch-though

Don't care if it's fake, too funny.
May 7 2014 4:36PM
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Mingg
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WattsBoth of these are definitely better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q


OH GOD DANNY STAY ON YOUR BIKE!! Hahaha that was awesome.
May 7 2014 5:01PM
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ZachAndCheese
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WattsBoth of these are definitely better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q


It cuts out with "HOW DOES HE SIT DOWN WITH BALLS THAT BIG!!!!"
May 8 2014 9:13PM
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