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Squeaky Knee

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Mister.F
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My right knee is making baby bird-like noises when I walk. I just noticed it a few days ago and when I realized there wasn't actually a bird following me. Doesn't hurt but its really weird.
Anyone else experience this?
11 years ago
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broto
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it's cancer
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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Tin man problems
11 years ago
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arnie_grape
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you have aids
11 years ago
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Laurent.
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In my state-of the art operating room I can perform the full-knee replacement surgery you need for only 876 euros, I can't cure your aids do.

Payment in advance via Western Union.

11 years ago
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theBearJew
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Sounds like you've had a chip implanted into you. You are being watched.
11 years ago
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Daski
Posts: 659 - Karma: 2,395
Take some ibuprofen...
Then drink with it...
11 years ago
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willifast
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I have a similar problem but it's more cracking than squeaking, it could be your tendon rubbing along your patella and catching on bone burrs causing squeaking/cracking. It shouldn't cause any harm or pain it's just annoying.
11 years ago
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slugmoney
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whatever man knees are for pussies anyway
11 years ago
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KimJong-Illest
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That's better than my knees. My kneecaps grind against my bone everytime I move them and it sounds like you are crumbling paper in a microphone. If you feel them when I bend them it also feels like a bunch of tendens tearing. I also have tumors in my knees /claim
11 years ago
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Mr.Panda
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NSA and such.

If it keeps going and is audible to more than just you and you can I would advise getting it looked at. Knee issues you don't want to put off.

Guy I train with put of knee issues when he was in college and now both of his knees are like that of an arthritic 70 year old after years of abuse from playing rugby and freestyle wrestling.
11 years ago
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soulskier
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Cod liver oil should do the trick
11 years ago
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stickski
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WD40 would do wonders for your knee.
11 years ago
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E__
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Sounds like a band name...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your entertainment for the night...... Evan B and the Squeeky Knees!"
-one awkward person claps.
11 years ago
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Jro.
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http://www.familydoctor.co.nz/index.asp?U=conditions&A=10343&C=11334&maincat=yes

http://www.webmd.com/pain-management/knee-pain/features/why-you-must-protect-your-knees

try these
11 years ago
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Heart
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KimJong-IllestThat's better than my knees. My kneecaps grind against my bone everytime I move them and it sounds like you are crumbling paper in a microphone. If you feel them when I bend them it also feels like a bunch of tendens tearing. I also have tumors in my knees /claim


Enjoy your arthritis....
11 years ago
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Daph
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You have to maintain your joints like other mechanical things. The best way I've found is to obtain a bucket of industrial lubricant, preferably a 35 lb pail of white lithium. You have to immerse your knees in it for a few hours for it to take full effect
11 years ago
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Sheets-mmm
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brotoit's cancer


dude yeah it must be, you are so funny.

but man I bet it is nothing; I get weird knee feelings and pain all the time, it comes and goes, if it is super persistent I guess you might want to worry. but like how healthy are you?get stronger, stay hydrated, ice and stretch it. i land dead flat way too often and my knees have always held in there for me so i don't worry
11 years ago
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Bart.Man
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El_Barto.Tin man problems


11 years ago
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