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I have a 10$ gift card to amazon what do i get.

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Iliveinutah
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that includes shipping,
ibn4 dildo
ibn4 every general sex toy made

but really guys something cool
Apr 18 2014 3:10PM
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theabortionator
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I would use it to buy a $10 gift card to amazon
Apr 18 2014 3:15PM
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cornholio
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snowballsdeepibn4 dildo
ibn4 every general sex toy made


well if you're in for a dildo or sex toy go ahead and get one
Apr 18 2014 3:16PM
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Bateman
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sounds like you need a dildo.
Apr 18 2014 3:18PM
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Astomp
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sounds like you need a dildo.
Apr 18 2014 4:12PM
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lukemeahan.
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get some stickers? a book. rolling papers
Apr 18 2014 4:13PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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mustache wax
Apr 18 2014 4:14PM
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Nieds
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Fleshlight.
Apr 18 2014 4:30PM
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Slurpsicle.
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Apr 18 2014 5:23PM
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youngdtay
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Slurpsicle.



OP quit fucking around. You need these.
Apr 18 2014 5:29PM
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Peter.
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Slurpsicle.


i think we have a winner
Apr 18 2014 5:37PM
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Iliveinutah
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i got this but it will take a month to get here, end thread

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009ZQ0PXM/ref=ox_ya_os_product_refresh_T1
Apr 18 2014 5:41PM
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Daski
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https://www.worldwideinterweb.com/item/236-the-20-dumbest-products-on-amazoncom.html
Its more than $10, but its all great stuff.
I would particularily recommend the testicular self examination model, DVD rewinder, remote control flying fuck, camel-toe cover, blowjob music, vag exerciser, penis stretcher, used condoms or self gastric bypass kit.
Apr 18 2014 5:43PM
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uyghur
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snowballsdeepi got this but it will take a month to get here, end thread

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009ZQ0PXM/ref=ox_ya_os_product_refresh_T1

Wow that's actually really sick
Apr 18 2014 6:04PM
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Olimar
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D-TAYrunsthegameOP quit fucking around. You need these.


snowballsdeepi got this but it will take a month to get here, end thread

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009ZQ0PXM/ref=ox_ya_os_product_refresh_T1


Well you just bought the wrong thing OP. Dont come asking us for help next time you son of a bitch.
Apr 18 2014 6:04PM
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Laurent.
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Add 175$ and you can get this thing and learn a practical life skill that might come in handy some day.

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26

Apr 18 2014 6:17PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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op you need a dildo, why are you kidding yourself?
Apr 18 2014 6:27PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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some whippets
Apr 18 2014 6:35PM
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Iliveinutah
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I'm sorry but i need a fishing pole. i already have chop sticks and a uncircumcised penis soooo ?
Apr 18 2014 9:07PM
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TomDavies
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buy the jonas brothers
Apr 19 2014 12:12AM
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cornholio
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snowballsdeepI'm sorry but i need a fishing pole. i already have chop sticks and a uncircumcised penis soooo ?


so you need the trainer that teaches you how to circumcise
Apr 19 2014 12:16AM
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