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Pit Viper Quality

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-MK-
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Anyone's whose owned these, are they quality? Are they worth it?
Apr 9 2014 2:58PM
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oakskier
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need more info... what kind of pit viper?
Malayan pit viper
Barbour's montane pitviper
Godman's montane pitviper
Tzotzil montane pitviper

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Apr 9 2014 3:02PM
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oakskier
Posts: 183 - Karma: 154
and what do you mean by quality?
The fastest?
The biggest?
The most venomous ?
The smallest?
The cutest?
The dumbest?
The smartest?
Apr 9 2014 3:04PM
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MilaKunis
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You will look like a super douche if you wear them... so there's that.
Apr 9 2014 3:06PM
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-MK-
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MilaKunisYou will look like a super douche if you wear them... so there's that.


Thanks man, your opinion just effected my thoughts on purchasing this item
Apr 9 2014 3:40PM
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Elg
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Not that good at all. The adjustable parts feel wonky, stickers come off easily and they fit really narrow. Perfect for gaper day though!
Apr 9 2014 3:44PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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Shitty and def not worth 50$ unless you want to look like a fuck
Apr 9 2014 5:37PM
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bfulmer
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-MK-Anyone's whose owned these, are they quality? Are they worth it?


ElgNot that good at all. The adjustable parts feel wonky, stickers come off easily and they fit really narrow. Perfect for gaper day though!




If you're buying Pit Vipers, it shouldn't be because you are looking for high quality sunglasses. You buy Pit Vipers so that you can absolutely fucking shred the gnarliest shred of your gnarly shredding career in fucking may.
Apr 9 2014 7:15PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Pit vipers look badass. Look at them:






But the sunglasses look like my lab safety glasses with branding...
Apr 9 2014 7:45PM
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CheddarJack
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They're bulletproof, so yes.
Apr 9 2014 8:10PM
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