I had a teammate that could jump over himself... 6'6" Didnt come to practice all season because he was a douche and thought he was the shit, fucked up in districts. Didnt make states. He also Ran a sub 11.1 in the 100m. Fucked up in Districts (he should have gotten gold), didnt make states. He was on our 4x100 team too, we won districts no contest, were a contender for state gold, we were winning until the last leg which this kid ran, he got blown away by the the second place teams last leg.
That sort of blossomed into a story about why I hate that kid, but Bottom line: He could jump really high.
Moral of the story: I dont care how fucking good you think you are go to practice. Done cheat your teammates out of a state/district title (or gold medal if youre on a relay team).
"I often kidnap a bunch of leash kids until I have a pack and then i pretend I'm a dog walker. Is that weird?" -Aidan-G