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Replying to Fruitbooting - Why does it suck so bad?

TheGirth:
Snowboarding- relatively cool thing to do in the Winter. Skateboarding- a cousin of snowboarding that is just as cool or even cooler, and you can do it in the Summer.

Skiing- fucking awesome to do in the Winter, cooler than snowboarding. Rollerblading- you can do it in the summer not cool, at all, and real real gay. Human Giant says it best "the hardest part of rollerblading is admitting you're gay" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9q30Ce2vwE)

So my question is why does Skiing, the king of winter action sports, have such a fruity cousin. Why is Fruitbooting so damn fruity. I've seen edits, people do same CRAZY shit that I'd never attempt, but I just can't bring myself to not think its gay or to say that I think its stylish.

Thoughts? Also, you can't be offended by my "derogatory" use of "gay", I sucked like 10 different dicks today already

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