Thoughts before hitting a jump?

duhbige · 2014-03-27 18:26:40

When you're going down the in run and are about to come off the lip, are you the kind of person who thinks, "I hope I don't crash" or are you a person who thinks, "I'm gonna stomp the sh*t out of this." Thoughts on your thoughts?

M.M

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Insane

personally for me its "can't wait to pee in ops moms butt later"

Mar 27 2014 6:29PM

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Pikachu.

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Insane

besically before I do any trick or hit any decently sized jump my brain is going "FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOUR GOING TO SLOW/FAST" and then most of them time im going a fine speed

Mar 27 2014 6:32PM

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BLADEE

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Insane

Thank you based god. Typically doesn't bring good luck though.

Mar 27 2014 6:38PM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

I'm thinking wshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh as the wind flies over my ears. Or I'm thinking I'm gonna ante up if I'm blasting some MOP

Mar 27 2014 6:38PM

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270on420out

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Crazy Fool

I have no thoughts. It's how I overcome anxiety.

Mar 27 2014 6:39PM

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Chinchi

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Insane

I think of all the pussy the trick I do is gunna get me, makes you fearless.

Mar 27 2014 6:43PM

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.S.B.

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Pro

something along the lines of "how the hell did i get talked into this?"

Mar 27 2014 7:02PM

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Bensun

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Ridiculous

how stoked I am going to be when I finally land it

Mar 27 2014 7:13PM

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ColinB

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Insane

"is that a child or a bullseye on the landing?"

Mar 27 2014 8:26PM

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Miomo

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No Life

"I have nothing to live for anyway"

Mar 27 2014 8:30PM

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NoTalent

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Lame

Am I going fast enough...? Eh, fuck it huck it.

Mar 27 2014 8:35PM

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milk_man

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No Life

Mar 27 2014 8:35PM

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lrob

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Loner

i take it you are mormon?

Mar 27 2014 8:46PM

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ZachAndCheese

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Insane

"Wow I have to poop a lot more them i did 5 minutes ago. Hopefully I can hold this bad boy in."

Mar 27 2014 8:47PM

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gapersarefriends

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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Mar 27 2014 8:54PM

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Turd.Ferguson

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Insane

spread eagle or cork 10. gets me every time

Mar 27 2014 9:17PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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Crazy Fool

set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp, set, grab blunt, stomp,

Mar 27 2014 9:24PM

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L.WALL

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Wannabe

There is now way I'm gonna clear this. Fuck it!

Mar 27 2014 10:20PM

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OwenReynolds

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Loner

"I really hope there aren't any little kids on the landing"

Mar 27 2014 10:33PM

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czavell

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Pro

Can peeing in a girl's but actually get her pregnant?

Mar 27 2014 11:29PM

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Fitz_

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Ridiculous

The exact words I say "ahh whatever fuck it"

Mar 27 2014 11:44PM

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snarlcleeds

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Lame

I don’t jump

Mar 27 2014 11:57PM

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Martgiblin

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Pro

Usually the most irrelevant thought possible. Then I realise I'm about to hit the lip and need to chuck something and sketch out

Mar 28 2014 12:02AM

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Such_Doge

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Loner

"Why am I such a pussy"

Mar 28 2014 12:27AM

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skiersupreme

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Insane

your gunna stomp this trick so good, youre gunna dampen panties all over the world

Mar 28 2014 12:40AM

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Xanadoo

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Ridiculous

i used to have a problem where i would pop too early and catch my tips and die so usually im super focused on timing my pop

Mar 28 2014 12:43AM

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fghtoffyrdmns

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damn, I hate being sober

Mar 28 2014 12:47AM

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E__

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No Life

Fuck, I hope I don't die on this one, I have bigger plans.

Mar 28 2014 12:47AM

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Kreech

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No Life

Approaching: "what the fuck have I gotten myself into..."

In air: "The degree to which I tweak this grab is directly proportional to the amount of p00n recieved upon landing"

Landing: "Shit this landing is really rutted out I hope I don't....OHHHHH SHIT.....arrghasl;dj;asjf OW FUCK"

Laying on my ass: "It feels like a mule just kicked me in the gooch. Oh wait, that was just my heelpiece inserting itself forcefully into my rectum"

Mar 28 2014 1:39AM

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will_powder

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Real answer:

75% focused on speed. If you hit tranny, it's not going to hurt THAT much.

25% trick, cause that's a thing

Mar 28 2014 1:44AM

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Toaster-Tony

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My mental dialogue goes something like this:

Ok, here we go.. I need speed. Is this fast enough? I don't think this feels fast enough. I should definitely be going faster. Is this too fast? Oh fuck, there's the lip! Shit, shit, shit. Oh yeah, I need to spin.

Then I land and remind myself how much I hate jumps.

Mar 28 2014 2:53AM

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GypsyProductions

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Wannabe

theme song to the hit 1980s sitcom show "Cheers"

Mar 28 2014 7:51AM

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Abu_Hajaar

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I think to myself, "titsyeah this is going to be so sick"

Mar 28 2014 8:30AM

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sNaubi

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Insane

This so much.

Mar 28 2014 9:47AM

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Mids

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Ridiculous

My minds blank the whole lead up to the jump, then I think "Why the fuck am I doing this?"

Mar 28 2014 9:59AM

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.undetected

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Insane

This. My mind goes blank before every jump and or trick

Mar 28 2014 10:06AM

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Substitute

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Insane

La la la, something something... Where everybody knows your nameeee!

Mar 28 2014 10:23AM

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LastChairMedia

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Insane

Fuck it. I'll send it to Gucci. No fear.

Mar 28 2014 10:40AM

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Anathema

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@th1337

i really hope that when i spot that landing, a) there's nobody on it, and b) i'm not short..

Mar 28 2014 10:41AM

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The_Polock

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Loner

I hope I look as bad ass as this:

Mar 28 2014 10:52AM

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CaptainObvious.

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No Life

boots and pants and

Mar 28 2014 10:55AM

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pattyWhack

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Ridiculous

"My pants are too high."

Mar 28 2014 11:12AM

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SDrvpr

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Insane

It sounds like most of you need to relax more.

When I'm approaching a small jump I just think about how much I'm going to try tweaking out a grab.

Large jump - if I'm doing a trick I'm used too on a jump I'm used too, I get so relaxed and stoked on the jump I'm about to hit. If I'm doing a new trick I try to focus on how the sickest way to pull it off will be in my head.

I don't think a jump has freaked me out in a couple of years unless it's pushing 70 ft

Mar 28 2014 11:16AM

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