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Would Jesus have skied or snowboarded?

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theabortionator
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If he was getting baptized in chest deep pow what would he have attached to his feet?

Also, what do you think the impact will be on your religious views when the truth comes out?
Mar 21 2014 7:10PM
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Cheeko
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Snowboarded, He's used to his feet being fixed to one board.
Mar 21 2014 7:11PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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He can walk on water so he would get max float barefoot. Jesus would have barefoot snow-bladed.
Mar 21 2014 7:13PM
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Nacho+
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Skied obviously. Snowboarding is only for satansistic degenerates who wish to impede on the progressions of the world. That doesn't seem like Jesus does it?
Mar 21 2014 7:17PM
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ModMommy
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He would have skated.
Mar 21 2014 7:21PM
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Randy_Quench
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"what jesus would look like if he freestyle skied" used to be the youtube video title for Tom's superunknown video. therefor, jesus would have skied.. because Tom is jesus.

Mar 21 2014 7:40PM
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Randy_Quench
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proof that Tom = Jesus

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Mar 21 2014 7:41PM
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SFB
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he would probably stay at home and go snowshoeing instead.
Mar 21 2014 8:22PM
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Jro.
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i can see him using tele skis
Mar 21 2014 9:30PM
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Blake.P
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obviously ski
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Mar 21 2014 10:04PM
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Phil-X-
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Could you imagine running in to Jesus in a smoke shack on the mountain... trippy
Mar 21 2014 10:11PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Mar 21 2014 10:17PM
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theabortionator
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Pretty much everyone in every smoke shack looks like Jesus. God damn hippies
Mar 21 2014 11:12PM
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NPF
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2 planks. Skier for sure
Mar 21 2014 11:20PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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And I'd spray the shit out of him if he did too...

"Put your heel down and cut your hair you hippy!"
Mar 21 2014 11:37PM
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JAHpow
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I would so wear a shirt with this pic on it
Mar 21 2014 11:47PM
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SkiThe603
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2 feet = 2 skis

2 feet = 1 snowboard

CHECK THE MATH CAUSE THAT DON'T ADD UP
Mar 22 2014 12:01AM
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bighomieflock
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He would be a gypsy snowboarder who wears skinny pants and smokes cigs
Mar 22 2014 12:11AM
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skier58284
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/thread

Are you from /pol/?
Mar 22 2014 1:31AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Tanner Hall has come back from two injuries that would have put a lesser mortal out of skiing = double jesus of freeskiing = argument invalid.
Mar 22 2014 1:57AM
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NPF
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i accept that fully.
Mar 22 2014 5:31AM
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Dan-Man
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lmfao

this.

but we all know we would of been a blader fo sheez
Mar 22 2014 1:33PM
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Culture+
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He probly would have snowboarded because it's gay and overrated
Mar 22 2014 2:08PM
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Drail
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Skiing existed when Jesus was alive, snowboarding wasn't invented for 1500+ years after he died.

Logically, Jesus was a skier.
Mar 22 2014 2:56PM
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cheaaaaaa
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A, He had daddy issues
B, Joe and Marry were OG and obviously skied
C, So Jesus was a thug rebel and boarded because he thought it was "cooler"
Mar 22 2014 4:02PM
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hippy.
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Mar 22 2014 4:48PM
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goat00
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heyooooooooo!

Mar 22 2014 5:12PM
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Laurent.
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Mar 22 2014 5:45PM
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please
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I would give simon and CRJ props for the shittest injuries. Tanner is just a (my ankles are broke) baby
Mar 22 2014 5:48PM
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goat00
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been rockin the tall shit since the beginning...
Mar 22 2014 7:45PM
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Poikenz
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Jesus skis and he lives near Holiday Valley.

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Mar 22 2014 8:11PM
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theabortionator
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Jehovas witnesses came to my house today and invited me to a dinner party. I might go and ask some of these pressing life questions about the man the myth the messiah.
Apr 11 2014 6:10PM
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