"You have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
"I mean, Clayton's going really fast.
He's going fast I'm telling you.. like...
- Charlie Owens
boredom usually leads to regrettable, unwise things happening. like weird porn, and those oh so hilariously painful youtube videos. just a word of caution. -Jeremy.g
It's sad others are so unoriginal they have to quote what other people say. If you can't quote your own shit, it wasn't worth saying....when your this fucking good you can quote your own babble. -The_Polock
Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck those two idiot cops right there. Fuck suit dummies; as a matter of fact fuck legal aid. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything! - Ricky
Wierd, saw someone pull this yesterday and thought the same thing.. It looked dope
''You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chairs and it doesnt matter that you've failed a test didn't get the girl or your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours''
"Just posts a lot of dick pics, the thread will get deleted and you wont even have to pm a mod."-SFB
"More tranny than a pride parade."-METH-CANCER
"We're always living in the glory days, we just look backwards with rose-colored glasses."-Mosseau
"Yeah bro, i can't wait to hang out with you while you get sweet action shots of your groomer turns and using the lips onto rails as jumps with your GoPro that is surgically attached to your empty skull" -skiierman to ny300z
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