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UNDENIABLE proof... of ALIENS

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ChillTeenDad420
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went skiing today and my buddy garrett found a righteous side booter tranny. well he decided he was gonna take a pic of me hitting it and took the most third eye pic ever taken.... MY POLE IS POINTING RIGHT AT A UFO! WE ARE NOT ALONE
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Mar 11 2014 9:40PM
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Nacho+
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Aliens....
Mar 11 2014 9:42PM
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JAHpow
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Mar 11 2014 9:45PM
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GayWolf420
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taking a seat right here
Mar 11 2014 9:46PM
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statuswhitegirl
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inb4 Malaysian Airlines
Mar 11 2014 9:48PM
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flurry*
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Mar 11 2014 9:53PM
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slav_slayer
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Inb4 OP gets probed by the biggest alien dildo on board their spacecraft
Mar 11 2014 10:25PM
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broto
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Mar 11 2014 10:29PM
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broto
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Mar 11 2014 10:30PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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This is comfortably the most legit UFO sighting ever.
Mar 11 2014 10:31PM
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cheener12
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....paraglider?
Mar 11 2014 10:43PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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thats what i originally thought, until i zoomed in and saw the undeniable saucer shape of an alien craft... also right as this photo was taken i had an randomly had an image of vladimir putin in my mind and a buzzing in my ears... perhaps it is a russian thought control device? The only way to really find out is wait and see if i get abducted. i'll report back
Mar 11 2014 11:00PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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also, what are the chances that the object in the picture would be in the exact spot of where my pole was pointing at that exact instant??? the aliens WANT TO BE SEEN! They knew garrett was taking a picture and knew i was gonna sketch out and flail my arm and using advanced extraterrestrial mathematics they triangulated to the best of their ability where my pole would be pointing. of course, they were off a degree or two and my pole is slightly skewed away from the craft, as even aliens are not omnipotent and their technology has limits (garrett had a aluminum foil hat on and thus they couldn't know exactly when the shutter was going to be pressed.)
Mar 11 2014 11:18PM
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.undetected
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Inb4 dirt on camera lens
Mar 11 2014 11:25PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
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Seems legit
Mar 11 2014 11:27PM
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El_Barto.
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the biggest of all the dildos
Mar 11 2014 11:35PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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PHOTO HAS BEEN SENT TO TOP SCIENTISTS AROUND THE WORLD, ANALYSIS IS CURRENTLY UNDERWAY AND COMPARED TO PROMINENT ET THEORIES OF THE 20TH CENTURY. I WILL RETURN BACK WITH NEWS
Mar 12 2014 3:25PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Mar 12 2014 3:31PM
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yangumane
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It was just Han, Chewbacca, and me cruizin in the Falcon, shoulda known we were gonna be spotted at 4200 feet
Mar 12 2014 3:31PM
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Ribss.
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Nahhh, you suck. Wheres Luke? And you ditched R2D2? Backstabbing asshole.
Mar 12 2014 3:35PM
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yangumane
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Luke's fucking his sister again
Mar 12 2014 3:47PM
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Zimmerman
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I'm enjoying the conduct of this OP
Mar 12 2014 4:01PM
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gcp
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Photo currently being analyzed by advanced technology.

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Mar 12 2014 4:20PM
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steezburgereddie
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were all of those pixels floating around it as well?
Mar 12 2014 5:22PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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SCIENTISTS THROUGHOUT NORTH AMERICA HAVE BEEN STUDYING THE IMAGE CLOSELY ALL DAY. I TOOK THE PICTURE TO MY ASTRONOMY PROFESSOR CHRISTOPHER LAWS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON AND USING ADVANCED IMAGE PROCESSING ALONG WITH SOME PHOTO ENHANCING DONE BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER, WE HAVE MADE AN EXCITING BREAKTHROUGH. THE PROMINENT 1980'S ET THEORY OUT OF JAPAN HAS BEEN CONFIRMED. THE THEORY, CODE NAMED "SPACE INVADERS", IS NOW SCIENTIFIC FACT. I THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
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Mar 12 2014 6:16PM
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syrup.
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Mar 12 2014 6:22PM
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feihlination
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i mean there is literally no reasonable doubt that aliens do exist SOMEWHERE.

whether or not they for some reason decide to use all the energy to "visit" earth is another question.
Mar 12 2014 6:30PM
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ricky2k15
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Mar 12 2014 6:30PM
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hippy.
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I SWURR TO GOD THIS IS REAL!!!!!!! ALIENS EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 12 2014 6:57PM
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soulskier
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Where you skiing?
This sounds like a conspiracy in the making
Mar 12 2014 9:13PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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snoqualmie. for real there was no editing done to the og picture. honestly, i don't know what that thing is, it could be a rock those dudes on the chair threw, it could be malaysian airlines, or (most likely) its a ufo.
Mar 12 2014 9:46PM
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S.Ki
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Someone on the lift threw a snowball after you.
Mar 13 2014 6:33AM
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