one time my buddy and i were in this ski shop in toronto, and when he bent over to tie up his shoe i for absolutely no reason kicked him in the balls as hard as i could from behind.
he dropped like a sack o tatters and rolled around the floor moaning while everyone just stared at us shocked.
i still to this date have no idea why i did that.
a few months later he sauced a ice hard snow ball right in my dick from point blank tho.
when i was lying face down in the snow crying he said "thats for fuckin huckin me in the dick" and i knew them feels.