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Chef who doesn't know how to cook goes on morning shows

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theBearJew
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This guy has no idea what he is doing. Somehow wrote a book... his concoctions look awful.




http://deadspin.com/fake-chef-fools-midwest-morning-shows-makes-reporters-1535161998?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Mar 3 2014 11:15AM
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arnie_grape
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lost it when he blamed high suicide rates between thanksgiving and christmas on the stress of thanksgiving leftovers
Mar 3 2014 11:19AM
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DutchMastaTHC
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how did he make it on so many different tv shows
Mar 3 2014 2:29PM
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snwbrdmilf
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That is amazing. hahahaha
Mar 3 2014 2:46PM
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MNS
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hahaha
Mar 3 2014 2:55PM
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sNaubi
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He made money and got famous for doing drunkfood...
Mar 3 2014 2:58PM
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shitpoop
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This is a prank show.
Mar 3 2014 3:02PM
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Phil-X-
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When he was trying to knock over the blender but somehow managed to get the whole table to give... lost it
Mar 3 2014 3:03PM
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Balto
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Can you give me a beatbox? hahahaha
Mar 3 2014 3:10PM
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Bart.Man
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Room temperature gravy at the bottom of the mashed potato ice cream cone because your hand kinda warms it up hahaha. This guy is an amazing troll
Mar 3 2014 3:14PM
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JustForYou
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Haha, I cant tell if this guy is being serious.
Mar 3 2014 3:20PM
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op14
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Did you guys know that the average person eats 1.5 lbs of feces every year?
Mar 3 2014 3:46PM
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LiquorLanch
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I love how he referenced GG Alin right in the very beginning this dude is a winner
Mar 3 2014 4:07PM
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Willgum
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Hahahah when he knocked over the table, that did it for me
Mar 3 2014 4:13PM
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GayWolf420
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mmm dat newscaster doe
Mar 3 2014 4:39PM
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PK93
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He kinda reminds me of Tobias from Arrested Development.
Mar 3 2014 4:43PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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hahaha @ 2:30…just a gallon of pure shit
Mar 3 2014 5:03PM
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Bart.Man
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Went to the website at the end of the video and found this description:

"Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher of the Found Footage Festival posed Prueher as an incompetent chef named Chef Keith and attempted to get him booked on local morning news shows in the Midwest. The result was five disastrous TV appearances. More Chef Keith available here."

Comedy genius.
Mar 3 2014 6:38PM
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hippy.
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I started crying when he knocked everything over hahahahahahahha
Mar 3 2014 6:47PM
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CliffyByro
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that guy is a genius, hopefully he keeps it up haha
Mar 3 2014 6:48PM
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DockEllis
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You're in luck. Here he is as K-Strass, local yoyo champion:

Mar 3 2014 7:03PM
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MilaKunis
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Chef Keith
Chief Keith
Cheef Keef


MOTHER OF GOD
Mar 3 2014 7:13PM
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ForeverYung
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bahahahhahah this guy is amazing
Mar 3 2014 10:03PM
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bdarb207
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makes her beatbox so he can rap. hahahahahah
Mar 3 2014 10:06PM
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theBearJew
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hahaha. this guy is great.
Mar 3 2014 11:22PM
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Peter.
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i've seen this one before. such a classic
Mar 4 2014 12:28AM
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special-J
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2:10- dumps a bunch of shit in the blender to simply pour out the gravy without blending anything
Mar 4 2014 12:45AM
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kingsskier
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Holy fucking shit do not watch this while eating. I literally just choked and almost died because I was laughing so hard. This guy is amazing.
Mar 4 2014 12:55AM
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kingsskier
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Holy fucking shit do not watch this while eating. I literally just choked and almost died because I was laughing so hard. This guy is amazing.
Mar 4 2014 12:55AM
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pelle_munch
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HIlarious
Mar 4 2014 1:03AM
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Bart.Man
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Further research has revealed that he's the guy who plays Nate in the later seasons of The Office. BEHOLD!

Mar 4 2014 2:17AM
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Shredsterr
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For those who don't know who GG Allin is, I made a thread about him that was immediately taken down, so I'll recount his acts of gross controversial hilarity in one quick paragraph.

GG Allin was the skin head neo nazi punk band singer who had a cult following throughout most of his "professional" life. He was known for self mutilation, defecating on the stage, and attacking audience members during his shows, never missing a single word of his offensively politically incorrect lyrics. He always claimed that he would commit suicide on stage during a concert, but died of a heroin overdose in 1993.

And this chef just compared himself to him.
Mar 4 2014 2:31AM
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NPF
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HAHAHAHA holy shit. "what should i do... i got really dizzy."
Mar 4 2014 2:54AM
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Bombogenesis
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Threads
Mar 4 2014 6:38AM
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CliffyByro
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hahahaha "i don't have the muscle memory"
Mar 4 2014 6:49AM
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BMB
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"the fat does go to the top"
Mar 4 2014 8:34AM
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Petey.
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When he started rapping all I could think of

Mar 4 2014 8:40AM
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syrup.
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ya this for sure. whackest line to slip in randomly.
Mar 4 2014 12:02PM
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