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Terrorist Instructor Blows Himself and His Class Up

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Barkbert
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So my physics teacher told us a story about how a terrorist "teacher" blew himself and his class up while showing them how to arm a bomb that he had thought to be a dud.... Anyone else hear about this?
Feb 26 2014 8:32AM
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Barkbert
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http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?referrer=
Here's the article lol
Feb 26 2014 8:33AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Yeah I saw that on I think The Daily Show, haha he like blew up a car, killing many others
Feb 26 2014 8:36AM
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slav_slayer
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Colbert Report lol it was in the smile file
Feb 26 2014 8:45AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
That organization is fucking lost without Osama as leader. Bring him back!!
Feb 26 2014 8:51AM
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Wallisch_pl
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#FREEosama
Feb 26 2014 9:00AM
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Barkbert
Posts: 32 - Karma: 112
Ummmm
Feb 26 2014 9:02AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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#OSAMA4lyfe
Feb 26 2014 9:07AM
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theabortionator
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scapegoats

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Feb 26 2014 9:37AM
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.Apex.
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Whole thing sounds like a bad joke you'd here from a grandparent
Feb 26 2014 5:27PM
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Mr.Huck
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Natural selection.
Feb 26 2014 5:42PM
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Shredsterr
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My god, stories like these bring back shitty memories. My dad was on one the second plane that hit, and I my last phone call with him was the most incredibly painful thing I've ever had to go through. He said to look after my two younger siblings, to help my mom in any and every way possible, and that I was the man of the house now. I of course said yes to everything, that I'd miss him, and he made me promise to take that experience, his leaving forever, and use it to shape myself into someone I wanted to be, and someone who would benefit our cause. I'll never forget his last words... Allah hu Akbar.
Feb 26 2014 6:33PM
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_DUSTY_
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There's a video on live leak of someone was paid by the Taliban to plant an IED who then proceeded to jump on the pressure plate to test to see if it worked. I'm not going to post it because you do see someone get blown up but you can probably find it.
Feb 26 2014 6:40PM
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FreedGucci
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Damn dude you're an asshole
Feb 26 2014 6:43PM
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987321654hgfd
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I like the video of the Iraqi hanging mortar rounds and yelling snackbar when one cooks off in the tube and there's nothing left of him.
Feb 26 2014 7:05PM
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Mag
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Interesting.
Feb 26 2014 7:07PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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not going to lie, thought it was pretty damn funny
Feb 26 2014 7:47PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Ahahaahahahahaga
Feb 26 2014 8:12PM
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Shredsterr
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Damn dude it was 13 years ago


Feb 26 2014 8:49PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,346
do I sense rustling jimmies?
Feb 26 2014 8:54PM
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FreedGucci
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That's something an asshole would say, way to keep my expectations of you alive
Feb 26 2014 8:54PM
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Shredsterr
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Feb 26 2014 9:04PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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You making fun of the Arabic people, douchebag.
Feb 26 2014 9:49PM
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El_Barto.
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this is going in my profile
Feb 26 2014 9:51PM
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yangumane
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Feb 26 2014 9:53PM
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FreedGucci
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This
Feb 26 2014 9:57PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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#BINLADENSBACK2014
Feb 26 2014 10:56PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Well he was teaching dudes to blow shit up sooooo :/
Feb 26 2014 11:09PM
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_DUSTY_
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Just had this pop up on my news feed, a suicide bomber was found wearing a metal shield around his junk:

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When asked about the purpose of this protection, his response was: “I want to keep my penis intact after the explosion, so as not to have sexual problems once I get my 72 virgins in heaven!”

Feb 26 2014 11:14PM
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FreedGucci
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smh
Feb 26 2014 11:23PM
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Shredsterr
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Don't knock it til you try it. My dad was wearing a similar piece that fateful day.
Feb 27 2014 12:05AM
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FreedGucci
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I'm out lol
Feb 27 2014 12:08AM
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Shredsterr
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;D
Feb 27 2014 12:16AM
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