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MISSING: Charlie Ager.

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NinetyFour
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It seemed odd and unusual when Charlie Ager wasn't listed to have a seat in the cat at the freshly relocated Orage Masters that will take place this year at the Retallack lodge. This is definitely some terrain that he is very apt to ride; and if anyone can party hard, Charlie would appear to be the man. With these credentials taken into consideration it's hard to see why he wouldn't get the chance to throw down.

This article gave reasonable explanation to the scenario though:

http://www.davepires.com/charley-ager/

It made sense, he's always seemed to be off the grid, a little Jason Bourne like. Then came a few posts from Orage's Facbook and made me raise my eyebrows...


February 5th

HAS ANYONE SEEN CHARLEY AGER? Radio silence from the Ager camp lately. Strange, mysterious. Has he been abducted, is he still in BC? Does anyone have news on Gnarly Charley?

February 10th

We're sad to announce that Ager is still missing. If you can help us find him back you'll be rewarded! Leftover edit of this legendary man.


SURELY, this community has the resources to track down the illusive Mr. Ager... If anyone get's a lead, definitely hit up the Orage FB page, because it sounds like they've got something to offer up for your info!

https://www.facebook.com/Orage

Good luck with it, and hopefully we'll get him reconnected with the good crew that can't seem to find him. I'm sure some sick things will come of it!

Feb 10 2014 10:24PM
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No.Quarter
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not this again
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Ian did it first
Feb 10 2014 10:36PM
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BBurt
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Gnarly Charlie
Feb 10 2014 10:43PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I miss Charlie.
Feb 10 2014 10:45PM
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GrahamGould
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Hes probably living in a cabin in the woods eating deer
Feb 10 2014 11:39PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Eating deer drinking beer?
Feb 10 2014 11:41PM
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Way*Mo
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My favorite skier of all time. I hope he re-emerges
Feb 10 2014 11:42PM
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rsvp
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he's an international man of mystery
Feb 11 2014 12:28AM
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openmindportrait
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according to social networks. he was just in whistler...
Feb 11 2014 3:10AM
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Ribss.
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Bump for interest.
Feb 11 2014 3:35AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Someone in Whistler check the Marketplace parking lot at about 5pm on any given day. He should be lying asleep in the front of his truck which has a sled and a bunch of fat skis in the back. If not, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE.
Feb 11 2014 3:46AM
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ReeferMonga
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE COULOIR!
Feb 11 2014 4:08AM
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Ghini
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Eating beer drinking deer?
Feb 11 2014 8:15AM
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NinetyFour
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Wow, post work shift threads... Aha I blame my long day yesterday for the misspelling of Charley.
Feb 11 2014 9:04AM
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mski
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That dude is his own individual thats for sure

They didn't invite him because of his stinky ski socks and over-all smell. I mean damn that cat ride would be treacherous with closed windows.
Feb 11 2014 1:37PM
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cheener12
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this is as good a time as any to bring this back

Feb 11 2014 2:12PM
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mski
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Haha he need to get on Trailer Park Boys
Feb 11 2014 4:58PM
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Craigskis
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CharDawg
Feb 11 2014 6:57PM
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Ribss.
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So, any news on good old Charlie?
Feb 13 2014 6:53PM
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Ribss.
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Come on guys, I'm serious, this guy a ski god among men and really lives his life in an inspiring way. I want to know what happened to the guy, if anything happened at all. This really has been bothering me that no one on NS gives a fuck.
Feb 14 2014 8:20PM
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nikoosh
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I'm really interested in this now.. keep this thread going!
Feb 14 2014 10:00PM
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gotti
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we're all interested but none of us have any idea
Feb 15 2014 1:02PM
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NinetyFour
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Except Jasperwesselman. MORE INFO PLEASE JASPER.
Feb 15 2014 1:14PM
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Ribss.
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You would think someone has some fucking clue...
Feb 15 2014 4:52PM
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bkelly
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I know where he is!  Working on his truck in white rock. 
Feb 15 2014 10:16PM
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Charles_Grant
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well hopefully once he fixes his truck he will ski again!
Feb 15 2014 10:38PM
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nikoosh
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Hows he doing???
Feb 16 2014 3:32PM
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Ribss.
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If Orage doesn't already know you should let em know.
Feb 16 2014 4:12PM
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Ribss.
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Sooo, did they find him?
May 22 2014 9:11PM
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nickmcnutt
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Sorry NS, but Charley didn't film this year :(
May 23 2014 1:22PM
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J.D.
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NinetyFourThis article gave reasonable explanation to the scenario though:

http://www.davepires.com/charley-ager/

ALSO MISSING: Dave Pires.
May 23 2014 2:32PM
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Willard
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Ribss.Come on guys, I'm serious, this guy a ski god among men and really lives his life in an inspiring way. I want to know what happened to the guy, if anything happened at all. This really has been bothering me that no one on NS gives a fuck.


Calm down TMZ
May 23 2014 4:12PM
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edai
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Woah that was mad sketchy reading through the whole thread
Feb 3 2015 3:25AM
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soHarsh
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So has anyone heard anything through the grapevine about Gnarly Charley recently? I heard some rumblings that he was out in Pemberton recently but that was from some random on the chair lift.
Feb 3 2015 3:41AM
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wrichmond
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Bump!

Anyone seen what he's been up to this season?
Feb 5 2016 9:37PM
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Balzberg
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wrichmondBump!

Anyone seen what he's been up to this season?


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.Rybak.
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Mr.BishopEating deer drinking beer?


Hiding there all year?
Mar 18 2016 8:10PM
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Ribss.
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And that's how NS forgot about gnarly Charlie
Sep 6 2016 9:25PM
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leprechaunsissy
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Ribss.And that's how NS forgot about gnarly Charlie


I didnae fairget ahboot him eh pa. Ee was mah bam's weedgie eh pa. Goanie geez ah boatl eh broon eh pa ama goanie eh top eh the toon fair that bucky eh pa.

Is anyone 'monitoring this thread like a hawk' from Scotland?
Sep 7 2016 1:56AM
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Balzberg
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leprechaunsissyIs anyone 'monitoring this thread like a hawk' from Scotland?


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Sep 7 2016 1:18PM
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leprechaunsissy
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Ribss.And that's how NS forgot about gnarly Charlie


Ah ken ah mic dropped yair comment eh ya bam! Scoatlahnd thah greet pal!
Sep 7 2016 10:51PM
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Chubz.
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leprechaunsissyI didnae fairget ahboot him eh pa. Ee was mah bam's weedgie eh pa. Goanie geez ah boatl eh broon eh pa ama goanie eh top eh the toon fair that bucky eh pa.

Is anyone 'monitoring this thread like a hawk' from Scotland?


Never stop posting like this 😂😂😂😂😂
Sep 7 2016 11:41PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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charlies probably out in the middle of nowhere tossing massive switch 5s
Sep 7 2016 11:42PM
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methscratchface
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if you build it he will come. Bring back the hellbent and gnarchar will reemerge from the depths to land switch off of everything.
Sep 11 2016 2:35PM
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hoodcrew
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love watching ager ski, fucking legend!
Sep 12 2016 2:36AM
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Mr.Bishop
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hoodcrewlove watching ager ski, fucking legend!


Right?
Sep 13 2016 11:17PM
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leprechaunsissy
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Mr.BishopRight?


Feckin right eh pal!
Sep 14 2016 12:52AM
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SirFryanator
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Mr.BishopRight?


Yes.
Sep 16 2016 7:03PM
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GayWolf420
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This thread needs moar massive 5 blunts into gnarly pow landings.
Sep 17 2016 4:34PM
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cousinmark
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Charley WYA
Aug 5 2017 3:09PM
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Ribss.
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DeebieSkeebiesThis thread needs moar massive 5 blunts into gnarly pow landings.


I hear if you smoke 5 massive blunts and click your Hellbents together 3 times then Gnarly Charlie will appear. I think its just an old legend though.
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