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Ski Jumper takes it to the gucci Plateau

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georgen12
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Feb 4 2014 9:03AM
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skodeo7
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Holy fuck. Almost completely landed in the flats. That was insane.
Feb 4 2014 9:10AM
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MattWeiss
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the ultimate tranny finder
Feb 4 2014 9:15AM
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John18_6
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Someone call big air Dave, some one-uppery is needed.
Feb 4 2014 9:40AM
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skithedirt
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He opened his mouth so his cheeks were like a giant sail
Feb 4 2014 9:50AM
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chacha33
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that was the Kim-Jong Illest
Feb 4 2014 9:55AM
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oil.
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deeper than ya mom's vag
Feb 4 2014 10:09AM
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~Turquoise
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That must have been terrifying
Feb 4 2014 11:06AM
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DockEllis
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Personally, I think he should get a lower score for not using poles. Anyone agree?
Feb 4 2014 11:13AM
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Triple_Strum
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That is just insane. Yeah, throwing doubles in the pipe is crazy, but so is flying almost three football fields
Feb 4 2014 11:22AM
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John18_6
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RIP
Feb 4 2014 11:44AM
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~bagelz~
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the announcers made me lol. damn Scandinavians
Feb 4 2014 12:14PM
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averageMIskier
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so damn gucci
Feb 4 2014 12:33PM
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Gherbs
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that landing is like the size of my ski area
Feb 4 2014 12:34PM
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bgeskior
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he was literally flying!!!
Feb 4 2014 12:43PM
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Kus_35
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pretty sure he just jumped the entire vertical of my home hill in Ohio. wow.
Feb 4 2014 12:52PM
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Crankset
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9. fucking. seconds. of air time. 9 seconds!!!
Feb 4 2014 1:08PM
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Mr.Huck
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If I had done that, my femurs would have become pretty new dangley earrings.
Feb 4 2014 1:14PM
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bighooch
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sweet afterbang
Feb 4 2014 1:16PM
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powerbong2000
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807 ft. That's a long fucking way to fly. Wonder how much vert he covered.
Feb 4 2014 1:35PM
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GetOnMyNeville
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Dude could have jumped down Perfect North....




























twice o_0
Feb 4 2014 1:54PM
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DayMan
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Holy fuck. Definitely Gucci Plateau, pushing big air dave status
Feb 4 2014 2:20PM
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TheSeanP
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hoe! lee! shit!
Feb 4 2014 2:59PM
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MAWman
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Dudes part sugarglider i gurantee it....

DAMN YOU MONSANTO!
Feb 4 2014 3:25PM
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Karkoskier
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Wow... that must've felt fucking awesome.
Feb 4 2014 4:45PM
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ShredMasterPlus
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I remember being blown away by snowmobile record gaps a few years ago. Thinking wow those guys jump much farther then skiers, totally forgetting about ski jumping. Shit thats double the world record snowmobile jump!
Feb 4 2014 4:56PM
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SoToasty
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That was insane. Guy just jumped farther then my hometown hill stack on top of itself. Probably the only ski jumper to be thinking "holy shit, please let me land soon.
Feb 4 2014 5:11PM
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YouAllSuck
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He was basically flying
Feb 4 2014 5:15PM
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bnewbs6
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That's seriously flying. I wanna know how much vertical feet he drops.
Feb 4 2014 5:30PM
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KingTaco
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fucking nuts 807 feet. I was just watching some womens ski jumping and they dont even carry half that distance
Feb 4 2014 6:15PM
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Goldstein
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Do a 180
Feb 4 2014 6:37PM
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skiersupreme
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i kept waiting for him to land, but he was basically refusing to come down. those fat jumping skis make you fly like a mothufucka
Feb 4 2014 6:38PM
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yangumane
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surprised his massive balls fit inside that suit
Feb 4 2014 6:42PM
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elinde
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Fucking Sick.

Pretty sure not the record though. I'm certain somebody has gone over 900 feet and feel like I remember seeing somebody pretty close to hitting 1000.
Feb 4 2014 7:28PM
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WaffleMaster
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Cray
Feb 4 2014 8:18PM
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SEABURN
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someone needs to hit one of these ramps w/ a wing suit on, you could go sooooo far.
Feb 4 2014 8:24PM
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skiRay
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that was insane when he was just parallel with the landing for like halfof the jump
Feb 4 2014 8:26PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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For a second or two there I thought I was actually watching a gif.
Feb 4 2014 8:33PM
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Michael_Muir
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imagine a cork 3 on that
Feb 4 2014 8:35PM
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loganimlach
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I can't even imagine how many "oh fuck. oh fuck."s had to be going on in his head seeing the flat coming at him that fast.
Feb 4 2014 8:46PM
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milk_man
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It really looked like gravity does not affect this guy. Just nonstop floating down the slope
Feb 4 2014 10:46PM
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nicola.lussi
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlEC_QVP4gcsomebody embed this. Swiss apple juice commercial, this guy going insaaaaane. MUST WATCH in my opinion.
Feb 5 2014 12:53AM
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DIX~
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Feb 5 2014 1:02AM
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DIX~
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Feb 5 2014 1:03AM
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DIX~
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Might as well triple post to match the trip flip
Feb 5 2014 1:03AM
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Orrin
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Did anyone else expect him to just never land and in fact ascend into space?
Feb 5 2014 5:33PM
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byubound
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I feel like he could have gone bigger with a longer landing
Feb 5 2014 6:45PM
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SamMcChesney
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LOL there's a gucci add at the top of my screen.
Feb 5 2014 7:28PM
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CashmereCat
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Nope. Nope. Not a good thing. That guy almost fucking died. Balls of steel.
Feb 5 2014 7:39PM
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84891jnf92048
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that is how landings work.
Feb 5 2014 8:13PM
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sickbunnies
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Even if he fell, with balls that massive, they would save him.
Feb 5 2014 9:19PM
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