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What should I get for my birthday????

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Wizerd
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My birthday is coming up tomorrow and I'm expecting a little money from family and such, and want to know what I should get. Any suggestions?? Skiing or no-skiing related. Like cool stuff for my room and ski gear obviously. I just have absolutely no idea what to get. inb4 dildos, hookers, etc.
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JAHpow
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A hooker with a dildo
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Pancake_Fucker
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A dildo from a hooker
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Rafiki
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dildos from an etc. hooker
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bfulmer
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Take a mold of a transsexual prostitute's penis, and have it made into a dildo
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slayaa
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3xl saga and a toothbrush
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SFB
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gay prostitutes
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El_Barto.
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inb4 dildos


















laaal
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Olimar
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and hookers. Dont forget the hookers.
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El_Barto.
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oh yea



inb4 hookers too
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SFB
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inb4 dildos also.
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milk_man
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inb4 etc
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-WZ-
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strobe lights for your room
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El_Barto.
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oh derp...camt believe we forgot about dildos.



Dont forget the hookers OP
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chacha33
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Buy a taco bell and bring me food
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swoger
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Anal Beads and Smuckers

Or if you aren't into the sexual lifestyle I would suggest a couple of beers like maybe just one or two 8oz cans. Should get you pretty drunk although be wary because 3 beers will probably have you throwing up
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cheaaaaaa
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a self-replica dildo
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icculus.
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13in black dildo
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TACO-DOG.exe
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A self-replica vagina.
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icculus.
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Click for larger image
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sNaubi
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hookers with strap-on dildos to fck you
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BigScaryLarry
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a boob job. nothing says happy birthday like a fresh new set of perky double D's
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SFB
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if your talking about hookers, you cant forget about the dildos
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El_Barto.
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what about two dildos OP?














ROFLOLOLOL
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Charlie_Kelly
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16 oz. T-Bone

24 oz. Porterhouse

Cohiba Cigar

Lagavulin 16

Blowjob.
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Mag
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You have by far the coolest birthday of the year.



Also has anyone mentioned dildos? if not you should
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