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If you could be any pro....

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ghostface-killah
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very cliche question...but if you could be any pro in the world atm who would you be?

i was thinking about it today and i would probably wanna be Kai Mahler atm.
He has one of the best styles in the game and is one of the future biggest athletes of skiing
Jan 31 2014 4:43AM
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Superduploman
Posts: 227 - Karma: 505
First.
I think there was a thread exactly like this a couple of days ago
Anyways, i'd be Adam Delorme
Jan 31 2014 4:51AM
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mvxri
Posts: 190 - Karma: 2,114
Vinni Cash or TYW
Jan 31 2014 7:21AM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
Garret Russel
Jan 31 2014 7:21AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Jossi Wells, or Ahmet Dadali. Both absolutely slay and have style
Jan 31 2014 8:41AM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
repost but Eric Pollard obviously.

Jan 31 2014 8:44AM
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SwaggyP
Posts: 79 - Karma: 151
Adam delorme or Vinny cash for sure
Jan 31 2014 9:10AM
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Cadenmccullough
Posts: 628 - Karma: 2,647
Lj stenio
Jan 31 2014 9:39AM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
Adam Delorm no doubt. Dude has the sickest style
Jan 31 2014 9:47AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
colby west
Jan 31 2014 10:17AM
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nolovedeepmeta
Posts: 41 - Karma: 235
Jossi Wells
Jan 31 2014 10:28AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Vinny Cash or Edollo
Jan 31 2014 10:41AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
I wouldn't want to be a pro, I would rather be a rep, they get more free shit and actually make money, they probably travel more and get to actually ski more than the pros
Jan 31 2014 10:47AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I'd be McMurray just for the opportunity to kill myself.
Jan 31 2014 10:50AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,160
ABM so I could triple without really going blind to the landing. Or Ahmet because his style is beyond dope.
Jan 31 2014 10:58AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Candide Thovex or Jon Olsson.
Jan 31 2014 11:08AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
Petit, probably. Just play around in whistler with all my buds all year.
Jan 31 2014 11:27AM
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chubbspeterson
Posts: 573 - Karma: 4,320
jessi wells
Jan 31 2014 11:48AM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
anyone who doesn't say candide is an idiot.
Jan 31 2014 11:59AM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Charley Ager or Parker White.
Jan 31 2014 1:01PM
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ski0
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 5,370
I'd like to be Nick Goepper. I would win gold at the olympics and talk shit about newschoolers and harlaut afterwards just to fuck with you guys.
Jan 31 2014 1:26PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
id be myself
Jan 31 2014 1:28PM
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*Nefarious*
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 4,208
hahaha. you're right about the "actually make money part" but pretty wrong about the rest, especially getting to ski more
Jan 31 2014 1:44PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Jon Olsson. Duh. Slayin bitches constantly
Jan 31 2014 1:58PM
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MaryO
Posts: 2583 - Karma: 5,996
Keri Herman! Life is just one big happy party for her!
Jan 31 2014 2:00PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Keefer or hornbeck. Because style.
Jan 31 2014 2:11PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
tom wallisch
Jan 31 2014 2:14PM
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LC.
Posts: 5952 - Karma: 2,423
Pollard or Benchetler. They're doing exactly what they want to do and smiling all the way. If they weren't pros but had the cash they'd still be taking the same trips.
Jan 31 2014 2:38PM
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danbrown
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will berman for sure
Jan 31 2014 2:40PM
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yelsel
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seth morrison
Jan 31 2014 2:44PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
pollard or wells probably
Jan 31 2014 3:43PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Really? Maybe my local Rep is an exception but he probably skis 5 or six days a week on average
Jan 31 2014 3:45PM
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trueheads
Posts: 83 - Karma: 252
Andy Parry, or LJ Strenio.

Love their commitment to the sport, and they both fucking rip it
Jan 31 2014 3:50PM
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MANDER
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Jon. Loaded and a gorgeous girlfriend? I'm in.
Jan 31 2014 3:53PM
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CrotchKiller
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Rob Bittner

i'd survive off moles
Jan 31 2014 3:56PM
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holla@cha_boy
Posts: 58 - Karma: 348
Jon Olsson 100% Legend in skiing, drives sick cars, hot girlfriend, cool houses in Europe. Sign me up
Jan 31 2014 4:52PM
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250r
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 1,020
seth, ian, dana, kye...whoever, i dont care, i just wanna go fast and jump off shit
Jan 31 2014 6:32PM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
Ski more than pros? I highly doubt that
Jan 31 2014 7:21PM
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SimplyClean
Posts: 556 - Karma: 1,752
Eric Pollard or Adam Delorme.

Both some of the most well rounded skiers with legendary style. Not to mention some of my favorite sponsors/gear.
Jan 31 2014 7:31PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2907 - Karma: 14,426
That's not how you spell Tom Wallisch
Jan 31 2014 8:40PM
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Petey.
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Tom Wallisch no doubt.
Jan 31 2014 8:54PM
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MartianMan
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Sage. He has gotten a free hell skiing trip to AK for at least the past 7 years I'm pretty sure.
Jan 31 2014 10:08PM
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skiersupreme
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lindsey vonn
Jan 31 2014 10:18PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
I don't think you need to be his actually girlfriend to be penetrated by Tiger's gentleman's appendage.
Feb 1 2014 7:59AM
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HeshTaDeath
Posts: 152 - Karma: 827
Maude, so I could touch myself.

Or Max Smith.
Feb 1 2014 8:23AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
why would reps ever ski more then pros?
Feb 1 2014 8:35AM
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Pudge
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Hoji
Feb 1 2014 9:48PM
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chiefbroseph
Posts: 720 - Karma: 522
Wayne Wong or Delorme. Candide would be a choice also
Feb 1 2014 10:35PM
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-justice-
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/\ this, plus business savvy, plus robotic precision with tricks, plus a Lambo with a ski box.
Feb 1 2014 10:50PM
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DeRizzo
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As of right now, Torin.
Feb 1 2014 11:37PM
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