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El_Barto.
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at the coffee shop I work at. I will rule with a fist so mighty even Stalin would blush.
Jan 27 2014 9:50PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Members with proof with newschoolers.com membership get free espresso?

Right, Stalin?
Jan 27 2014 9:52PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
im gonna invade you little coffee shop and dominate you then take over your company.
Jan 27 2014 9:53PM
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SSteezle
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inb4 you work there for the rest of your life
Jan 27 2014 9:53PM
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MilaKunis
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Hopefully your name and coffee aren't similar.
Jan 27 2014 9:54PM
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El_Barto.
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Isnt this the dream? Boss already knows im quitting in october
Jan 27 2014 9:54PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
fire some bitches and make it known youre in charge
Jan 27 2014 10:50PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
better yet, blackmail them into having sex with you
Jan 27 2014 10:52PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
slowly turn it into a brothel


pimp status: achieved
Jan 27 2014 11:05PM
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.Hugo.
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Add alcoholic drinks to the menu
Jan 27 2014 11:47PM
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Peter.
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jizz in the milk frother

it'll be funny i promise
Jan 27 2014 11:48PM
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cool_name
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add lsd to every 100th coffee sold as a prize, dont tell them if they won though just let it be a surpise
Jan 27 2014 11:55PM
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El_Barto.
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it'd be funnier if i put milk in the jizz frother
Jan 27 2014 11:58PM
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chicken
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just gotta know the barista and use the tip jar.
Jan 28 2014 12:00AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881
My buddy became the manager of a Starbucks a couple months ago and started dating two lesbians who were working there. One of them got cold feet and bailed but the other one switched teams and they're goin' strong. She looks like the blond kid from game of thrones and has seizures.

Shit is wild, OP. Do you realize what you've gotten yourself into?
Jan 28 2014 12:02AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
I jammed a ladies americano full of whiskey last weekend. She brings me home made goodies and i get her drunk...win win
Jan 28 2014 12:04AM
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MaxBerkowitz
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el sharto manager of a place that makes brown drink

hmmm
Jan 28 2014 12:04AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
you can barely run the bath
Jan 28 2014 12:08AM
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steezysteeze
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Busta Rhymes
Jan 28 2014 12:35AM
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GetPitted
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Idk why but I absolutely lost my shit reading this
Jan 28 2014 12:38AM
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yeahno
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Jan 28 2014 12:45AM
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theabortionator
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I want the NS logo in the foam of mine so I can post instagram pictures of it
Jan 28 2014 12:45AM
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uyghur
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do you want soy milk, skim milk, whole milk, half and half or tit milk in that drink today?
Jan 28 2014 1:34AM
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El_Barto.
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Swear to God people are whiny fucks...i give you the number of hours you want and you bitch about them not being on the right days. Deal with it or quit. fuck you
Feb 1 2014 4:41PM
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spliff.Life
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what happened to the iron fist?
Feb 1 2014 11:42PM
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El_Barto.
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deal with it or quit. We're baristas...we are easily replaced
Feb 2 2014 12:14AM
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chicken.
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Rule it with the severity and stern judgement of a NS mod
Feb 2 2014 1:51AM
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chicken
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all of those are tit milks. except the soy milk. which gives you tits...
Feb 2 2014 2:26AM
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-MK-
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Why do I feel this is the third time I have read this? Either you post it a lot, or my mind is fucking me hard in the ass
Feb 2 2014 2:42AM
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Turner.
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hahaha, I swear that's the first time I've said that
Feb 2 2014 4:24AM
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louie.mirags
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Well, manager, what do you mean by "right days?" Like they're bitching because you scheduled them on days that are not part of their availability?? Of course they are going to bitch about it. Deal with it or quit...



Managers are whiny cunts sometimes, jeez....
Feb 2 2014 4:55AM
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El_Barto.
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hey, hey you...go fuck yourself. They all have open availability every day. They are just entitled fucks who want friday/saturday and sunday off.
Feb 2 2014 9:33AM
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SFB
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do u want me to beat the shit out of them.
Feb 2 2014 9:51AM
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whoa-dere
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Wheres your coffee shop
Feb 2 2014 10:04AM
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GayWolf420
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honestly if I was a manager id get so pissed at everyone's stupidly that is fire everyone and go home
Feb 2 2014 10:42AM
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Mr.Sloth
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OP can I get a job
Feb 2 2014 10:44AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Two words, hostile takeover.
Feb 2 2014 10:44AM
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louie.mirags
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I can see you're awesome at this job.
Feb 2 2014 11:06AM
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El_Barto.
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Only the girls
Feb 2 2014 11:47AM
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GayWolf420
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hi im el sharto, i jizz in ur coffee and there is nothing u can do besides taste my wonderful man gravy
Feb 2 2014 12:07PM
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Turkelton
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Can I have your superiors email to send a message definitely not trying to get you fired?
Feb 2 2014 12:14PM
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timmi
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Dude management is a fucking thankless job. People have no understanding that you have goals and you need to get shit done, and their problems are not your first priority.
Feb 2 2014 12:14PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
I feel like working at a coffee shop would be the chillest job ever.


Congrats though!
Feb 2 2014 12:19PM
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spliff.Life
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i think he could really advance the company.....
Feb 2 2014 1:57PM
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act.resist
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one step closer to being able to use it to launder drug money
Feb 2 2014 2:50PM
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