See that, that's the pizza inferno, available incrementally and random at German and Dutch Lidl's.
It's not really a pizza, it's more of a piece of cardboard very much akin to the rest of the box, and only divers in the fact that it's round and covered in an gargantuanly thick layer of spices.
Upon your first bite you will think: mmm. this is not too bad. Then it hits you. And it it's you hard, harder then Vitaly Klitchko in his prime.
If you manage to eat an entire pizza, (which is almost impossible) you will have the worst and most painful, smelly farts for the next two hours, followed by a moment of shitting that's excruciatingly painful as you will excrete the undigested slices of pain whole.
