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JB strikes again

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KJacks
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he was arrested for DUI, and for drag racing after he had friends block off a road for him too race and was also high on the weed and prescription pills….
Then he was caught masturbating in his jail cell ….
Who does that?? JB does

Bail will obviously not be an issue for the kid, but how dumb is this kid? really???

Invested interest. his dad used to live in Winnipeg and knew my grandpa really well i met him a few times before he got famous.
Jan 23 2014 2:44PM
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Wallisch_pl
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we've all been there/will be there one day
Jan 23 2014 2:46PM
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MNjordanG
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and your posting on newschoolers about this why?
Jan 23 2014 2:48PM
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KJacks
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because no friends
because internet is friend
Jan 23 2014 2:51PM
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Bateman
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sauce?
Jan 23 2014 3:56PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Who doesn't like to sip purp, close of streets, and drive really fast. Aren't the streets made for me to race on?
Jan 23 2014 4:29PM
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whoa-dere
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here you go
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Jan 23 2014 4:29PM
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DalyBenz
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Op is a justin bieber fanboy.
Jan 23 2014 4:58PM
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mitch97
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"Non-Ski Gabber"
Jan 23 2014 5:02PM
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MNS
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It's funny. Stand down, rookie.
Jan 23 2014 5:07PM
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MNjordanG
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yeah I know but its not like cnn, local news, etc has already covered this why do people have to recover the topic... Its just annoying to me.
Jan 23 2014 5:35PM
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GayWolf420
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any teeny bopper mass suicides?
Jan 23 2014 5:56PM
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Bateman
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NSG. It's basically /b/ just with slightly less retardation and slightly more hookers and blow.
Jan 23 2014 5:58PM
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GayWolf420
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nah its just as retarded. minus the "rate my cock" and gore/creepy fetish threads.
Jan 23 2014 6:00PM
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Bateman
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thus slightly less retarded



Jan 23 2014 6:02PM
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GayWolf420
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then again, maybe thats the next-level internetting NS needs.
Jan 23 2014 6:03PM
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mski
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Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber are the same person

no question
Jan 23 2014 6:07PM
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theabortionator
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A lot of people masturbate in their jail cells. Nothing new here.
Jan 23 2014 6:08PM
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howlongcanausern
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nsg feet thread...lol please no
Jan 23 2014 6:11PM
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GayWolf420
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scat threads intrigue me more
Jan 23 2014 6:14PM
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theBearJew
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Jan 23 2014 6:29PM
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PDeg
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/showbiz/justin-bieber-arrest/index.html

"Bieber "made some statements that he had consumed some alcohol, and that he had been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication," Martinez said."
Jan 23 2014 8:07PM
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Wallisch_pl
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heard on CNN he was wanking in his cell
Jan 23 2014 8:17PM
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Phil-X-
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Rather then discussing something that doesn't fuckin matter, please check out the thread about the revolution happening in Ukraine

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/772567/





Seriously.. Dont like bieber?
Dont post in this thread, dont keep it going, dont speak his name. Who cares.
Jan 23 2014 8:18PM
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Mag
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He was jerking off in a male prison and somebody hasn't made a gay joke yet? I am dissapointed NS.
Jan 23 2014 8:19PM
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Miomo
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Justin Bieber's gay. We get it. It was implied.
Jan 23 2014 8:38PM
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Heart
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He was not jerking it in his cell. That's a fake news report that's circulating.

Also no homo but Beiber has some sweet hair.
Jan 23 2014 8:42PM
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Wallisch_pl
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It just seems weird as he's been there for like a day
Jan 23 2014 8:53PM
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Parks.
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that gif is mind bending, i knew there was a resemblence, but they are identical in both appearance and manner. das funny

Jan 23 2014 9:14PM
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Bart.Man
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*alot *there *sells *hear
Jan 23 2014 9:20PM
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El_Barto.
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*knew
Jan 23 2014 9:22PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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http://instagram.com/p/jfbUowgvnl/#

this is funnier. check out that extremely inconspicuous stance switch between the first and second shots. dat posing. 
Jan 23 2014 9:58PM
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SkiBum.
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You must take it deep
Jan 23 2014 10:23PM
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Halo1junkie
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Who tf is jb
Jan 23 2014 10:36PM
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Halo1junkie
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Nevermind, didnt read the thread
Jan 23 2014 10:36PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Justin boober lol
Jan 23 2014 10:37PM
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theabortionator
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Yeah that's different. As far as other people that's pretty standard procedure.
Jan 23 2014 11:23PM
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Jeebus.
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http://bullettmedia.com/article/seth-rogen-tweets-justin-bieber-drops-mic/
"all jokes aside, Justin Beiber is a piece of shit." - seth rogan, just when i thought seth rogan couldn't get cooler..
Jan 23 2014 11:37PM
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Miclovin
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you just got to beliebe
Jan 24 2014 12:44AM
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Peter.
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BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHh
Jan 24 2014 1:29AM
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sNaubi
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I heard somwhere that this could actually kick him out of the US
Jan 24 2014 7:13AM
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Bateman
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Hope he gets deported so he has to live in a shack in Guam.
Jan 24 2014 7:44AM
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feihlination
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how about canada?
Jan 24 2014 8:22AM
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TheClap.
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Na, I know this illegal Mexican, 3 dui's and the last one he killed someone, still in the US
Jan 24 2014 9:27AM
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theBearJew
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If it doesn't it just sign this petition and try to forward the cause

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber-and-revoke-his-green-card/ST1yqHJL
Jan 24 2014 9:54AM
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987321654hgfd
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That's because of affirmative action. He's a minority so he gets extra strikes. Biebs is a white devil so deport him.
Jan 24 2014 9:54AM
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Phil-X-
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Cirillo youre the best hahaha
Jan 24 2014 2:32PM
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987321654hgfd
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You're pretty awesome yourself...





























No homo
Jan 24 2014 2:44PM
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Phil-X-
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:)
Jan 24 2014 3:37PM
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ModMommy
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Jan 24 2014 3:50PM
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milk_man
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Justin Bieber would drop the soap on purpose in an all male jail..

But this actually made me quite happy when I first heard about this. Guy thinks he's entitled to anything/everything and that he is above everyone else
Jan 25 2014 12:14PM
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