Look, this is not a road you want to go down. I'm very creative, very ingenious, and the clincher is that I have some free time right now. You may want to PM whoa-dere for some advice in this area. He posted bragging about stealing the master keys to his school. Let's just say that I also had some time then and things didn't exactly go as planned for him. However, there is a big difference between you and whoa-dere. You haven't actually done anything I consider terribly wrong. You haven't hurt anyone, stolen anything, or broken any law. I don't hate you. I just want you to refocus your energy in a more positive way. You yourself, back in 2012, posted the following:
You are a sophomore in high school . You are an asshole to everyone. You have no friends except for the other ski bums who don't like you. You are an Oreo. You are conservative in a liberal town. You get no pussy. The longest and only relationship you have had was in 7th grade and lasted 5 minutes. You are ugly as fuck. You are 5 feet 4 inches. You are unathletic. You don't smoke weed, drink or party. On the weekends you sit at home reading and watching TV. Everyone hates you.
You are me.
Assholes finish last.
Your options are to:
A: continue being an asshole.
B: pretend to be a nice guy and still have everyone hate you.
C: fuck some ugly chick.
D: drop out of school and live in moms basement
E: kill your self
F: take up meth and throw your life away.
G: run away to Colorado and be a ski bum
H: rape a hot girl go to prison
I: go gay ( never going to happen )
Newschoolers what do you think I should do.
It seems you did nothing to lift yourself out of this terrible cycle and are continuing to take it out on people. You've found one way in which you finally judge yourself to be successful. Congratulations! Build on this. The correct way to do so is not to throw it in everyone's face at every possible chance. Believe me, you care wayyyyy more than anyone else. When you toss it out there you just look like the asshole you yourself publicly professed to be.
Like I said, I don't hate you. I have nothing against you. I'm not going to e-mail your father, your father's company, your school, Harvard, or anywhere else that you joke about raping girls and considering suicide. I'm not going to post your personal details, troubles, etc. I'm going to leave you alone. You may wish to consider posting an apology for being an asshole. People will appreciate this. Perhaps you will even meet some people interested in skiing with you while you're in Cambridge.