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Tricks that are guaranteed Get you laid

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galardogod
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11 years ago
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galardogod
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 5,336
*To get you laid
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KJacks
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quads
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Huck_Norris
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Well EllieRasta already told you... All you have to do is go say hi to her at work, no ACL tears necessary.
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kpuzzo
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rodeo 5 no doubt
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Mr.Mitten
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No tricks needed to bang OP's mom, boom roasted
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T-Holt
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Trip switch screamin' semen zero. 60% of the time it works every time.
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DBL
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Rodeo 5, and backflip
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lurking
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anything with a screaming seaman variation
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Sir.Steezealot
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Backflip = handjobs.
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Lou.
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Do future spins -> get paid -> get bitches
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Byron_tha_gr8
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A college degree and a savings account.
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Rossiafterbang
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do future spins get laid
11 years ago
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Gr0mo
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can't believe no one said super man front flips
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RubberSoul
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is this a serious question? backies are the 80s parties of skiing, girls are attracted to them by some fundamental carnal force we don't even understand

if youre tryin to get laid youre wasting your time doing anything else
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N_Harrington
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backflips….bitches love backflips
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Elg
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Backflips get you laid. Double backflips get you threesomes.
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DIX~
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Because two being better than one is better in two ways than one
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theabortionator
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Backflips. To have any prayer of mating you need to have that trick on lot. When The crowd says "DO A BACKFLIP" you need to be able to deliver.

If not there's always the chance you can pretend to be a pro in the bar and get a girl wasted enough to hook up with you.
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RossiM55
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MIndFuck
11 years ago
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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zero spins
11 years ago
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speedin
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What is up with the influx of zero spin comments?

11 years ago
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*DUMBCAN*
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Nosebutter 3/5/7's outside the terrain park. They look rad in the park, but everyone knows tricks look cooler off bumps on and around the edges of groomers.

Sticking it to park, cork 3's, rodeo 7's, and of course the backflip
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first_rodeo
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any invert over 40ft /end thread

11 years ago
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gotti
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ive done plenty of backflips and rodeo 5s and cork 7s and I can assure you that none of them guarantee to get you laid
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iH8pow
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This, and what ^Pull said.

Unless you're a pro and get paid a lot of money with lots of sponsorships, what you do isn't going to get you laid. It WILL, however give you confidence when talking to women. If you're absolutely killing it on a particular day, you get a natural high. Your confidence is sky high, higher than you would be if you were sloppy wasted. That's what gets you laid. Chances are, whoever you are talking to DIDN"T see what you did, and really it doesn't matter as long as you're feeling great

I don't mean to be all serious, so I'll say a D-spin Screaming Semen 720 would definitely get you laid...
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Wheat
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In Fernie Sean Pettit is know by all of the young females as the Prettitor. Rumors have surfaced about him slaying all ass in the area.
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TheClap.
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Challenge accepted
11 years ago
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John18_6
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relevant

11 years ago
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Halo1junkie
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Sw 7s
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special-J
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Thawg
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like this?

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skitheeast77
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fun eighties
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Thawg
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fuck.

actual link= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXB15DdMjo0
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TheGreenBastard
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crashing really hard and yelling loud and hitting shit with your poles, bitches love tantrums
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brendanmulhern
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the houdini

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JonnyK
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Everyone knows that girls can't understand large numbers so a big cork 1080 is just going to confuse them. Lay out a big ole backy though and that's sure to get you some. Even gapers understand backflips.
11 years ago
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Agamemnon
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Flat 5 Screamin Semen'
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Bromium
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get paid * you can't change a famous quote my friend ...
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skibumb2929
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skiing switch
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Huck_Norris
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It's a statistical fact. Each full rotation = one girl.
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ShredAZ
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Roughly 70% of our community would admit that being harder than quads.
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jthyer
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safety grabs
11 years ago
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