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what is the last thing you have broken?

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A_T_K
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
what is the last thing you have broken? i just broke my Canon PowerShot S30 digital camera. damn. what about you?
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Dec 7 2004 10:46PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
couple knuckles last weekend when i was drunk




-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
Dec 7 2004 10:46PM
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mark_skis
Posts: 757 - Karma: 10
i broke my belt buckle. it was super rad too and now i cant even wear the belt

Dec 7 2004 10:48PM
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KAF
Posts: 863 - Karma: 11
I broke my SethPistols other day.
Dec 7 2004 10:49PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
i broke my watch

Dec 7 2004 10:49PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I broke my goddam pants cause I'm a fuckin lardass.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Dec 7 2004 10:56PM
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KAF
Posts: 863 - Karma: 11
i actually did that today too. I have a big rip down the ass now. Pretty hot.
Dec 7 2004 10:59PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
broke my shoulder


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Dec 7 2004 11:00PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
i broke my truck as i rolled the mother fucker straight into a boulder. luckily my gf in the passenger seat got smashed and not me.



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Dec 7 2004 11:01PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I'm still pissed cause is was my only pair of pants and they cost $20 and I've only had them for like 2 months. Dammit, I'm stuck with shorts till I scroung the cash for a new pair. Fuckin shit piss.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Dec 7 2004 11:03PM
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westcoastskier
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
i broke my mini-disc player. then i got an new one.













Today one of the 'special' kids shit all over the floor in the upper hall. I thought, 'you know what, that kid just shit all over the floor' so I decided I wouldn't do any work the rest of the day.-west
Dec 7 2004 11:06PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
i think the last thing i broke was my cell phone antenna. and tonight i ripped my skirt cuz i had 6 of them on and one just ripped...it was quite hilarious
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I renamed my kitty shadow..she chases things on the floor and climbes cabnits. i think she's mentally ill



drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Dec 7 2004 11:08PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I just broke my brand new cat....poor thing under-rotated on his backflip...I really need to stop throwing little animals.
AK BC SESH
Dec 7 2004 11:58PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
^ are you kidding? holy one of those crazy kids aren't you?

last thing I broke was a glass. dropped it, and it shattered



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Screw this I'm going skiing
Dec 8 2004 12:12AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
last thing of mine that got broken was when my firned accidentally ran over my A frames. The only thing that broke was the lenses tho, and they were shitty lenses anyways.























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 8 2004 12:16AM
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agentorange
Posts: 258 - Karma: 10
i ripped my favorite pair of jeans then sewed them up and ripped them again. i think their doing ok this time though
Dec 8 2004 12:20AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
my fan, it broke itself, apparently they can't stay on for 2 weeks straight, cheap ass fans. I broke a cup recently, my friend dropped it, so i jumped on it
Dec 8 2004 12:22AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Sleeping habbits.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Dec 8 2004 12:47AM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
my wrist...no sorry...my big toe, the wrist was the year before









i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
Dec 8 2004 12:49AM
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TerribleRyan4130
Posts: 74 - Karma: 10
a fine young girl







terrible ryan's KILL SHIT CULT...where shit aint right
Dec 8 2004 1:06AM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
broke my leather belt in half skiing.


my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
Dec 8 2004 1:09AM
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eheath
Posts: 61155 - Karma: 118,841
my futon, i was sittin on it then my friend decided to come jump on the weakest part of it and fucking broke it
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'wow, that was a good comeback, just repeating the same thing, but in a way which makes you sound retarded. im in awe at your mad insulting skills. no seriously. your my new hero.'-Apple





i invented the name 'japical'
Dec 8 2004 1:15AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
My brake on one of my ski's. And then i broke my pole over a rail out of frustration.



'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
Dec 8 2004 1:18AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
i broke out with acne. but really, the other day i actually broke a spoon cause i didnt like the angle it scooped at, so I got angry at it and tried to fix it, the damn fucker decided to snap in two instead of listening to me and bending a little and fulfilling its destiny by feeding my belly with yummy yummy food
Dec 8 2004 1:40AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
the world record for coolest person ever

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Dec 8 2004 1:44AM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
my arm
we ride togetha, we die togetha
Dec 8 2004 9:22AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
broke my computer when i installed service pack 2 for XP Pro. damn the service pack, now i gotta roll back that bitch



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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 8 2004 9:23AM
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shift968
Posts: 283 - Karma: 10
your mother...



what time is it?.....4:20
Dec 8 2004 9:25AM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
the record for the worlds best skier
Dec 8 2004 9:46AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
my lungs, they are fucking shot



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Dec 8 2004 9:50AM
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linepunk
Posts: 465 - Karma: 12
my glasses
Dec 8 2004 10:44AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
the sound barrier?
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- Ian

'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.'

- skiierman, on almost getting in an accident.



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- rebel, on the Miss Teen Canada Contest



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Dec 8 2004 10:49AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
hearts, new ground, wind
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like a douche without a retrieval string, i was completely lost.
Dec 8 2004 11:11AM
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JZ
Posts: 577 - Karma: 15
i broke my friends fan cause i hit it with a pillow...

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eh voila
Dec 8 2004 11:23AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
some girls door. i was at a party and fell against/through part of it
Dec 8 2004 11:26AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^i wouldnt want that door keeping intruders out, doesnt seem very sturdy if you can fall into it and break it



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 8 2004 11:27AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
chad brown





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Dec 8 2004 11:45AM
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the_unknown
Posts: 553 - Karma: 24
my dick, its a long story
Dec 8 2004 12:34PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
Lastest major thing: I blew out my Marzocchi Xfly 100 fork.

Lastest minor thing: I stepped on my cats jingle ball and broke it on the way down the steps today
Dec 8 2004 12:48PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Last thing i broke was my camera. im still pissed. fucking cheap kodak parts.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Dec 8 2004 1:19PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
My Ipod 3 days ago, ran over it with a chair... It was a one sad day...


-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
Dec 8 2004 1:31PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
^^^JZ....you pecker...my fan is still broke
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Dec 8 2004 1:37PM
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dylhole
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 939
my desk
Dec 8 2004 1:42PM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
punched through a wall

i also broke out in hives today





BLUNT

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Dec 8 2004 1:42PM
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