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Ski wife

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icetre
Posts: 134 - Karma: 886
I don't know about you guys but my wife will most certainly be a skier no questions asked. What about you fellas?
Jan 16 2014 5:14PM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
I've thought about it, but that narrows the selection pool way too much for my tastes. There are some ski babes, but there a far less since you're just choosing from skiers. I'd rather have an all round outdoors/fit girl that I can occasionally take skiing.
Jan 16 2014 5:19PM
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icetre
Posts: 134 - Karma: 886
Very good point. I think that's what I'll search for but if she skis that a bonus.
Jan 16 2014 5:22PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
got one. i win.
Jan 16 2014 5:24PM
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Nikolic
Posts: 219 - Karma: 1,915
I don't know about you guys but my wife will most certainly ride a snowboard.
Then I could tell to everyone that I fucked snowboarder in the ass!!!
Jan 16 2014 5:26PM
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Superduploman
Posts: 227 - Karma: 505
My girl agreed on buying twin tips and a year pass if i train her.
Fuck.yes.
Jan 16 2014 5:32PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I gots me a snowboarder for a wifey and she rips. Dat heelside turn ass!
Jan 16 2014 5:37PM
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MNjordanG
Posts: 67 - Karma: 22
yeah ima get a skier wife but if shes a really rad snowboarder then i guess ill take her
Jan 16 2014 5:39PM
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icetre
Posts: 134 - Karma: 886
yah a snowboarder chick wouldn't be bad, most hot chicks snowboard anyway here in new england
Jan 16 2014 5:44PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Just a tip for you noobs out there. If and when you all get married soon after the kid conversation comes up. Now what happens if you have a new little one at home and all the sudden 6 feet fall from the ski. Your cool skier girl will give you all sorts of shit for leaving her and the bambino at home while you are out slaying the pow. My wife likes to ski but its not her passion, so I get to ski gilt free no problems on the home front. Now if a swell comes in, its my turn to keep things down at home. Its all about give a take.
Jan 16 2014 6:48PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,334
agreed, my wife is a skier and now that we have a kid I'm always resented for skiing all winter.
My advice from someone who is married to a skier, find a wife that would rather shop in a ski town
Jan 16 2014 6:59PM
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Craigskis
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Better than paying alimony

https://www.newschoolers.com/readnews/44154.0/Sexy-Ski-Bunnies-For-Rent
Jan 16 2014 7:56PM
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Mainah
Posts: 728 - Karma: 1,101
Definitely have to have a ski wife. It was my dad's only bit of advice with women.
Jan 16 2014 8:28PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
Is that why your parents are divorced?
Jan 16 2014 8:40PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
I don't care if she skis or not! Shit she could ride the lift all day, but one thing that will be enforced is chair head....
Jan 16 2014 8:50PM
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Mainah
Posts: 728 - Karma: 1,101
lolz
Jan 16 2014 11:46PM
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
Gots me juan
Jan 17 2014 12:43AM
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raull
Posts: 384 - Karma: 2,232
ive also thought about this. yes my wife will have to ski, but more importantly i climb a lot, and it is essential that she climbs (and well too) becasue i need a belay bitch. (the person who holds the rope for me for the non climbers)
Jan 17 2014 1:54AM
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zulis
Posts: 514 - Karma: 1,389
I have a snownoarder girlfriend and she ride really good in park.thats cool that we can go together to competitions.
Jan 17 2014 7:38AM
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
Find a girl interested in skiing but not very good that way u can teach her and get brownie points
Jan 17 2014 12:25PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Rookie- Never teach a significant other to do anything. Unless you want out of the relationship fast.
Jan 17 2014 12:33PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Do yourself a favor, don't do this. It sounds great in theory but rarely works out.
Jan 17 2014 12:38PM
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TWoods
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Jan 17 2014 12:41PM
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Vinci
Posts: 701 - Karma: 1,472
Oh hell no.
Skiing is a thing for me and my buddies... no pussies allowed.
Jan 17 2014 12:46PM
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johnblaze
Posts: 1433 - Karma: 2,433
If you stink at skiing it might be nice..
Jan 17 2014 4:30PM
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D34DM0053
Posts: 150 - Karma: 604
Good luck leaving your woman alone in a ski area filled with rich guys who look better than you.
Jan 17 2014 4:32PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
The thread should have just ended here.
Jan 17 2014 5:31PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Pshhhhhhh... You don't need luck when you've got a dick like this. I could look like the elephant man after a deep fryer swirlie and still wouldn't stress.
Jan 17 2014 5:37PM
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