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Im like my _____ how I like my _______

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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
Really shitty game here but sounds kind of fun so I'll start...
I like my skis how I like my women, cheap and buttery.
11 years ago
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ball
Posts: 48 - Karma: 5
I like my beer like I like my violence, domestic.
11 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,884
i like my breakfast how I like my men, with a six pack.
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
I like my women how I like my food processors, in the kitchen. tehehehehehehehehe sexist joke lolz.
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I like newschoolers like I like Facebook, both great social media websites
11 years ago
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
domeinthebutt is my lover
11 years ago
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Ethan.G
Posts: 1166 - Karma: 465
I like my women how I like my Dom, 1996.
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I like my black people like I like my 12 year olds. Working in my basement for free
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
I like my black people how I like my Christmas lights, hanging from a tree and waiting to be lit up.
11 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Pics RQ'd.
11 years ago
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
that's NS group chat exclusive
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I like my women like I like my testicles very sweaty and riddled with diseases
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,884
^bannable offense
11 years ago
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
kan I b in ur club??? Plsz?
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
i like my benson how i like my benson. homo
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I like my SFB how I like my SFB. Black and blue cuz i just beat the shit out of him
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
i like my fredbear like i like my fredbear. loose anus
11 years ago
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Mr.crabs
Posts: 6 - Karma: 17
I like my Aballs like I like my snowboarders, not on NS and hanging in a tree
11 years ago
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TNORTS
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 2,761
Does the fact that it was on reddit detract from the joke?
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52626 - Karma: 174,623
turtles
meth
11 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
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11 years ago
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I like OP like i like justin beiber, dead.
11 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 18,841
I like my women how i like my rap music. no older than 2006.
11 years ago
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
my sig is my post for this thread.

and kate really is my lover. naked pics and scissoring for dayz
11 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
They're liars. The only nudes posted in group chat are mine.
11 years ago
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
what happens in group chat, stays in group chat........sometimes
11 years ago
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Lol
11 years ago
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1341 - Karma: 4,132
I'm 16 and I post nudes in the group chat! All ages, sexes, and species are welcome to post nudes! We do what we want (on the weekends)
11 years ago
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
The first rule of the Group Chat is you don't talk about the Group Chat.
11 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,884
I like my group chat how I like my dreams, 8 hours long and can't remember shit.
11 years ago
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
I like my life how I like my groupchat, full of naked girls, drugs, big sub systems, and skiing.
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
i like school like I like gta v. killing everyone until i am satisfied
11 years ago
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
i like my women how i like my coffee. i fucking hate coffee
11 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Pretty much all of these jokes are stolen from one place or another
11 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,884
I came up with all three of mine on my own.
11 years ago
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,460
you forgot fair trade....

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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,015
I liek my women like my wine, 12 years old and in me cellar.
11 years ago
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
i like my girls how i like my whiskey. twelve years old and mixed up with coke
11 years ago
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
I like my pow how I like my butt holes.... Deep.
11 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I like my group chat how I like my dreams... Ending with me unknowingly blowing a hot load of clue goo in my pants.
11 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
I should sig it
11 years ago
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elinde
Posts: 1486 - Karma: 3,226
I like my women like I like my cookies. Fresh out of the oven (I mean vagina ;))
11 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
God damn that is racist, do what you do mods
11 years ago
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
out of all of the posts, you single out this one?

Alright mr. ego enough internet for you tonight.
11 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
It was my own post
11 years ago
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Mr.crabs
Posts: 6 - Karma: 17
It was still gay as fuck
11 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
Cool alias dude, the joke was in bad taste so I asked for it to be deleted. Are you that much of a pussy to not call me out on your real account?
11 years ago
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Mr.crabs
Posts: 6 - Karma: 17
Are you tryin to tell me I ain't got no nipples?
11 years ago
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