Dates with older women

Act like you're 23. Don't get busted with your fake....I've been told its a turn off.

I boned a cougar once. The zoo was not happy

Scratch that last part. Canada. Stick to the first part.

I'm canadian dude, I'm legal to drink so its chill.

I had a 50 year old chinese lady giving me a blowjob in the stairway once... Haha one hell of a party! Ill post the story when im on a computer

I cannot wait for this haha

I typed "50 year old chinese lady" into google and this was the first result

double date eh? you guys gonna swap partners later or something?

and im not just talking about the women either .....



;)

Yeah a little skinnier, make up overdone and dressed like cleopatra

No, because the two female counter parts are related via the "cousin" label.

Dude…… nice

even better. dippin the pen in the family bidness ink so to speak

headdress and everything?

A budget version

Threads for this story.

post the story already you fuck. I'm way too interested now.

did you post the story on another thread? i seem to recall reading it already

you kinky bitch

shampoo your hair bo

Threads for Max's budget Chinese Cleopatra fellatio tale

23. Wow sounds like a really old woman man...

amateur

Well dude it's my oldest, and its just a thread so don't get your panties in a knot.

yeah i told it before,

This all happened 2 years ago in Leiden. at a party with ~70 people
So one time a friend of mine held a houseparty in his dorm and the theme of the party was world emperors. My choice was to go as Ceasar.
Since it was in december an my outfit was only a toga i arrived at the party wearing my normal clothes. while my other friends allready go inside to party, i decide to change my outfit in the stairway in front of the entrance.
It took me about 10 minutes to fully change my outfit when i go inside, since i entered the party alone i made a big deal that the emperor (me) arrived so everyone sees i arrived.
So i say hi to all my other friends when suddenly i get spoken to by an tiny 50 yo Chinese lady dressed like Cleopatra. She said "Did you know Ceasar and Cleopatra had sex?" all flabbergasted i said " uhm ok..." then she said "maybe we should have to" and she begins to grind her butt to my dick in the middle of the room. Remember i was only 5 minutes at the party.
So i had a little giggle by dancing with her while laughing to my friends. and after 10 minutes i turned my back to her and started to socialize with my friends.
As the night goes on i drink more and get very wasted and from time to time she comes back to me and started dancing with me.
everybody had noticed her since everybody was around their 20's and she was 50.
All my friends kept asking if i was going to tap her ass later that night and offcourse i said no since she was really the 50 year old chinese lady dressed like Cleopatra you are imagining right now.

The night goes on and im piss drunk, everybody starts leaving and there were only about 10 people left, including me and Cleopatra.
I was about to go to bed (i crashed in my friends room) when Cleopatra attacked me and pushed my back against the wall. She started to grind me, kiss me in the neck, saying that she want to kiss me and last but not least, started to massage my dick a little bit.
Again i was uhm ok... and i looked around and there were only a few people left hooking up etc.
She told me again i want to kiss you, I took a deep thought if this was an wise idea and thought "n'ah". but since she was rubbing my penis i said "yes".
We headed outside to the stairway where she immediatly pulled down my Toga and underwear, and started sucking it. I was suprised i could even get it up since i was that drunk.
she blew for about a quarter of an hour (no one i was going to come due to the alcohol) when some people came down the stairs and saw her sucking my dick, she stopped since she was ashamed and said lets go back to my place. Thank god i said no I'm good. we went back upstairs to the party and i told her "I'm going to sleep, have a nice evening" and peaced out.

Obviously that night i was the king with the best story to tell.

And thats how the tale of ceasar and cleopatra went.
I do have a picture of me and her as prove, is there any site i can upload it to where its not traceble back to me? :D

imgur

nice nipple indeed

Unblur your face pussy

My dad got seduced by one of his tennis students in high school (he was really good at the sport). He was 17 she was 26 /claim?

7/10 would not bang

^^ shouldve done it for the story

ew no no no no no no no no no no no no no would not bang

She looks closer to 30

thats just the cleopatra in her look beyond the cleopatra and u will see a 50 yo chinese lady

OP, we need a picture of said girl.

well she attacked me like she had no sex in like 1000 years...

she attacked you like what?

make that cougar purr.........

That's what I did. Zoo keepers decided I needed a taser they use on bears right to the scrote. Little excessive if you ask me. Fastest brazillian I've ever got though

wait.


someone actually delivered a legit story and not some bullshit troll?

so god is real i guess.

go pray to zorg you filthy mormon

well i wouldn't go that far m8y, this must just be a rare occasion. like running into an OP whose mom either you or I haven't yet banged. less than .0001% chance of it happening, but there's still a chance

:O

I've banged her so we got the bases covered, no worries.

u jelly about how balls deep i am in all these 15 year old wives?