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Cambrewski
Posts: 320 - Karma: 3,136
I poop naked.
Dec 31 2013 5:42PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
OPs mom is naked in my bed
Dec 31 2013 5:44PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Masturbate with sand paper.
Dec 31 2013 5:50PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Frequent an immature internet forum.
Dec 31 2013 5:52PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Lick the loose skin between my toes
Dec 31 2013 5:53PM
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escuelanueva
Posts: 105 - Karma: 367
I skip over any stair on my staircase if it has an item on it.
Dec 31 2013 6:35PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
You're not the only that's done that. Post is invalid
Dec 31 2013 6:37PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,379
does this mean we r all eskimo bros?
Dec 31 2013 6:39PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Wear underwear until I believe they need to be changed. Fuck changing perfectly clean underwear just cause they have been worn a day. This only applies to men btw.
Dec 31 2013 6:44PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
Eat my dick and ball cheese
Dec 31 2013 6:45PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Yes. Every last one of us
Dec 31 2013 6:57PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
When i was a kid, i used to drop in to the slanted part of my bath tub like i was playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater
Dec 31 2013 7:24PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
niiiice
Dec 31 2013 7:27PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Not op though.
Dec 31 2013 7:27PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
You must've been a tiny human being
Dec 31 2013 7:28PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
I'm gonna shit on every single one of your stairs
Dec 31 2013 7:28PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
You'd be surprised the weird shit he's into
Dec 31 2013 7:30PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
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Dec 31 2013 7:30PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I heard OP jerks it to male goats dressed in ballerina outfits
Dec 31 2013 7:32PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
I make a mountain of tissue paper next to the bed when I'm sick. My husband says its weird, but sick people in commercials do that, too.

I pretty much sleep in whatever top I wore in any given day. In other words when its time for bed, I just take off my pants and sleep, unless its a super dressy top or something-- but sometimes even then.
Dec 31 2013 7:32PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
I'd pay to see that
Dec 31 2013 8:09PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Flip my pillow over to the cold side when I can't get to sleep.

Also, up until a few years ago, whenever I was coming up from the basement, I would turn all the lights off and BOOK IT up the stairs.
Dec 31 2013 8:52PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,198
dude, everybody does these things..

I will not get on lift number 13, even if it means holding up the entire line..
Dec 31 2013 9:30PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Doesn't everybody do that?
Dec 31 2013 9:31PM
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RipeTomato
Posts: 231 - Karma: 289
I always count how many drinks of water I take at a water fountain and make sure the number is a multiple of 5 before I leave
Dec 31 2013 10:37PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
Jump down all of my stairs with a late 180 to pretend I'm stept
Dec 31 2013 10:57PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
me 2:

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Dec 31 2013 11:03PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
oh lawdy that movie.
Dec 31 2013 11:08PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
lick doorknobs for the soul purpose of sexual pleasure
Dec 31 2013 11:10PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
turtle
Jan 1 2014 12:19AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
I look through the window in my front door every single night when i go to bed to see if anybody/or any thing is outside.
Jan 1 2014 12:25AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Every time I go into a bathroom with an opaque shower curtain I check behind it.
Jan 1 2014 12:34AM
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
My dad created this habit in me from a young age.
Jan 1 2014 1:05AM
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
That came out so wrong.
Jan 1 2014 1:14AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
when i walk past my bathroom at night, i flick the lights on and off before continuing on my way.
Jan 1 2014 1:20AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Rape dead fetus', well not rape. I can't be he only one!!?!?1??/?1
Jan 1 2014 1:39AM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
fuck horses
Jan 1 2014 6:15PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
sometimes when im peeing I have this weird thought that maybe I am actually just dreaming about peeing, and that I actually just dozed off in class and I am about to wake up any second just full on pissing my pants in front of everyone.
Jan 1 2014 6:45PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,272
Sacrifice the neighbors pets to jesus hoping for fresh powder.


Also reposts
Jan 1 2014 6:48PM
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elinde
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 2,934
I can't sleep with mirrors visible. I cover up or take down any mirror I can see from any bed in that room. I'm getting a little better at that now, but mirrors scare the living shit out of me.

I also check behind opaque shower curtains and look out windows to make sure nothing is there.
Jan 1 2014 7:43PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
i know what your saying but i just don't keep any mirrors in my room. its weird as fuck.
Jan 1 2014 7:47PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
I put my foot up on my sink when I'm brushing my teeth in order to assume a more aggressive tooth-brushing stance.
Jan 1 2014 8:09PM
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Kylewyle
Posts: 36 - Karma: 46
Using cactus dildos.
Jan 1 2014 8:19PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,379
you can watch yourself jerk off though
Jan 1 2014 8:21PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
eat my own mouth
Jan 1 2014 8:26PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
Whenever I look at a digital clock i always try to find some way the numbers relate. Like the first three add up to the forth or something like that
Jan 1 2014 8:36PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
turn my alarm clock on/off several times to make sure its on before i fall asleep.
Jan 1 2014 9:18PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
I would push you off number 14...
Jan 1 2014 9:23PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
nosferatu
Jan 1 2014 10:43PM
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
put my socks on first after taking a shower
Jan 2 2014 3:33PM
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