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How should I paint this beer pong table?

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based
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Do I need to sand the wood first? Primer? Lacquer? Any help or ideas would be appreciated

Here is my table: 

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Dec 29 2013 6:53PM
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Big_Spence
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why are you wasting your time painting an uncut piece of particle board? i mean i could understand if you had a legit table that you made but come on dude that's pointless
Dec 29 2013 7:04PM
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Olimar
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I mean if we are painting it and trying to make it look legit you should probably cut it to regulation size first.
Dec 29 2013 7:06PM
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corona
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is that a thing?
Dec 29 2013 7:07PM
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based
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i want it this size because we like to play 12 cup pong and other party games such as fuck hole/slap cup
Dec 29 2013 7:08PM
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GayWolf420
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LOL that's a piece of plywood with some saw horses you goober
Dec 29 2013 7:12PM
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Olimar
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Not even kidding... I stumbled across some ridiculous "mlp" (major league pong) website like a year or two ago. Got a chuckle out of it.
Dec 29 2013 7:15PM
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based
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this is why i ask for help on how to paint it to make it look less shitty
Dec 29 2013 7:15PM
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7springsprod
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Lol is this plywood?
Dec 29 2013 7:18PM
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ILLinoisance
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You don't really stain OSB, which is what you got there. If you had a legit piece of plywood, then you could stain it and make it look decent. Use it as is.
Dec 29 2013 7:19PM
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theabortionator
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LOL


I don't shoot near the table anyway. People and there bro rules. Also op, if you care how it looks why not get something better to start with? If you want to paint wood and make it look good throw down some primer first. You're probably better off just drawing dicks on it though as it will probably never look that sick
Dec 29 2013 7:20PM
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Olimar
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Just paint a base coat on and spray paint stencils on and put stickers on it. Im assuming if youre too uncreative to think of something to paint on it you sure arnt creative enough to actually put what ever we tell you onto that board.
Dec 29 2013 7:21PM
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kohlblaze603
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Rebel-Flag-Beer-Pong-Table-2.jpg

Dec 29 2013 7:22PM
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SnorkBoard
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Going through the trouble of sanding and staining a piece of plywood like painting flames on your rusty 1997 Dodge Neon held together with duct tape and zip ties.
If your "board" with the looks leave some sharpies on there at your next party and your artsy friends will have at it or draw dicks all over it.
Dec 29 2013 7:25PM
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kohlblaze603
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http://www.redcuppong.com/PhotoGallery.asp?ProductCode=Rebel%2DFlag%2DBeer%2DPong%2DTable
Dec 29 2013 7:27PM
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theabortionator
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Jesus christ. I thought your terrible embedding skills were a joke.
Dec 29 2013 7:35PM
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TotalNan
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Spray paint dude. Get some stencil swag going on. That's how ours is painted at least
Dec 29 2013 7:49PM
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DrZoidberg
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That's how you make osb look good. Pretty sure they just saturated it with resin and made it glossy as hell. There's boat made like this, it's called the OSB.
Dec 29 2013 9:47PM
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Big.Bird
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dude its a fucking beer pong table why waste time making it look good for it to get shitty again? if you really dont want it plain then grab some sharpies get wasted and draw some stupid shit
Dec 29 2013 9:49PM
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broto
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paint it with your blood
Dec 29 2013 9:58PM
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Masta_Baka
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i painted ply wood like that with spray paint and it was a pain in the ass. If i were to do it again i would use real paint. dont listen to what everyone says. we made an american flag painted plywood and used to put it on a ping pong table for beer pong and it was legit.
Dec 29 2013 10:50PM
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Jro.
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make sure it meets NBPL standard before you have a match
Dec 29 2013 11:19PM
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-WZ-
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cover it in glitter glue
Dec 29 2013 11:41PM
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Rusticles
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A friend of mine did his whole cabin floor in OSB and then lacquered the shit out of it, turned out real nice. That's what I suggest
Dec 30 2013 8:29AM
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Shewlur...
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confederate flag
Dec 30 2013 9:43AM
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gotti
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I would just do something simple. for example

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Dec 30 2013 9:46AM
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El_Barto.
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Paint it so it looks like your looking down something like a well or off a cliff or something. That would freak you out as you got drunk playing
Dec 30 2013 9:48AM
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Elg
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paint people playing beer pong. Pongception
Dec 30 2013 4:00PM
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Troy.
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Dear lord.
Dec 30 2013 4:09PM
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cool_name
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just buy a bucket of white paint and then paint it white
Dec 30 2013 4:32PM
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cool_name
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not sure how expensive it is, but it would be pretty cool if it was painted with that chalk board paint.
Dec 30 2013 5:15PM
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JuliusJ
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Dec 30 2013 6:33PM
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Bachto
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is this what acid feels like? holy shit that was triply
Dec 30 2013 7:25PM
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SteezNutz
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Fucking laughed hard at this.
Dec 30 2013 9:27PM
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O.G.Surachai
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I would recommend making a new top for that out of pergo or cheap salvaged wood flooring. Then you can paint whatever on that or leave it and it looks way nicer than just particle board. Once you've painted it, seal it with a lacquer and you'll be golden. It'll be flat, bounce well, and not get all nasty and rot from being wet all the time.
Dec 30 2013 9:34PM
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damianpajor
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sticker bomb that piece of wood, then toss on a piece of fiberglass on top....i have a local sign store near me that's where i got mine
Dec 30 2013 9:41PM
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the.cheat
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That is actually wood chips in resin formed into a table, not OSB. I used to work for a company that made tables like that.
Dec 30 2013 10:37PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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just have sharpies and let people write on it every time you use it when you look at it later it will be a lot funnier than seeing some design you painted on it
Dec 30 2013 11:15PM
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GreenStezz
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Fucking kids these days......................................
Dec 31 2013 11:25AM
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SamMcChesney
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STAAAAAAP
Dec 31 2013 5:25PM
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Sno.
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do the resin thing... or first roll it with that stuff from home depot that's for decking/concrete...called like deck restore or whatever, to give it a rhino lined look

[IMG]deckrestoreguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_52541.jpg[/IMG]

then paint your school logo on it or something.
Dec 31 2013 7:45PM
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booniemon
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or they just laid plexiglass over the top of it?
Dec 31 2013 8:26PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I would probably just spray paint it. If you make stencils, you can probably get something looking decent. If you decide to put a finish on it, don't use lacquer or shellac as they both break down in the presence of alcohol. This causes ugly stains on the table. Use varnish instead as varnish is more resistant to water and chemicals.
Dec 31 2013 8:30PM
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RonJeremiah
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Like this
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Dec 31 2013 8:38PM
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