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Things to do when 18

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lill_sominsomin
Posts: 131 - Karma: 319
Turning 18 tomorrow, and I don't really know what to do with all my new found freedom. Any advice?
Dec 26 2013 10:58PM
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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 1,411
get a dui
Dec 26 2013 10:59PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
boof jenkem
Dec 26 2013 10:59PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Nothing.
Dec 26 2013 10:59PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
get some loose broad pregnant
Dec 26 2013 11:00PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
I've been to a couple gay bars since turning 18 that's about it
Dec 26 2013 11:00PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
^
Her

Dec 26 2013 11:01PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Pee in butts
Dec 26 2013 11:02PM
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lill_sominsomin
Posts: 131 - Karma: 319
Checklist so far:
1. Get free energy gum
2. Get fucked up at gay bar and boof jenkem
3. Find loose broad
This is looking promising.
Dec 26 2013 11:03PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
Get an underage
Dec 26 2013 11:07PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Strip club
Dec 26 2013 11:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
smoke cigars
Dec 26 2013 11:19PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
buy stuff from TV ads
Dec 26 2013 11:26PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
purchase a philly at the local bodega
Dec 26 2013 11:27PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Get a tattoo of half a heart on your right asscheek and have your best friend get the other half tattooed on their left asscheek.
Dec 26 2013 11:29PM
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RusselCrowe
Posts: 367 - Karma: 1,111
get into the porn industry and give NS free vids
Dec 26 2013 11:32PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
1. Buy a bag of some nice tobacco
2. Roll up some nice cones
3. Show girls how good you are with your fingers
4. ???
5. PROFIT
Dec 26 2013 11:34PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014
GET A DILDO,RAM IT UP UR ANUS.
Dec 26 2013 11:36PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
THIS IS A FOR REAL ANSWER AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY IF YOU LISTEN TO ME

Go to a strip club and tell them it's your birthday. You get "special treatment". Not lying i've experienced it.
Dec 26 2013 11:43PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Listen to him, he knows what he's talking about. Best birthday I've ever had.
Dec 26 2013 11:45PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Although, my 7th birthday was pretty off the heezy as well...
Dec 26 2013 11:48PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
go on all the websites that are 18+ only
Dec 27 2013 12:05AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
have sex with a 15 year old and get arrested for rape
Dec 27 2013 12:15AM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3430 - Karma: 11,399
sign your own competition waivers
Dec 27 2013 12:17AM
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Rossiafterbang
Posts: 91 - Karma: 723
dude you dont have to get your mom to sign for you on the seasons pass form, thats good enough
Dec 27 2013 12:18AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
yea child porn is legal when your 18

Dec 27 2013 12:21AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Go on disneychannel.com without adult supervision ;)
Dec 27 2013 12:30AM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
Go to Disney's website WITHOUT parents permission.
Dec 27 2013 12:38AM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
god damnit.
Dec 27 2013 12:38AM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
You can buy dry ice... woo!
Dec 27 2013 12:40AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
strip club for sure. You will regret the holy hell out of it the next day, but it will be too much damn fun while its happening.
Dec 27 2013 12:41AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
Go to Amsterdam and fuck every prostitute you see.
Dec 27 2013 1:19AM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
all i can think about are the goodies behind the counter at gas stations
Dec 27 2013 1:30AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
legally watch porn.
Dec 27 2013 3:14AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Buy a rifle
Dec 27 2013 3:41AM
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EMH
Posts: 279 - Karma: 862
All on red.
Dec 27 2013 9:38AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Do something illegal and suddenly realize if you get caught there are now real consequences.
Dec 27 2013 10:25AM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
I bought my first and last lotto ticket
Dec 27 2013 10:31AM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
My dad made me be home by 1230 on my eighteenth birthday because of my family reunion.

just saying
Dec 28 2013 7:29PM
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
hookah bar
Dec 28 2013 7:49PM
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animeallstar
Posts: 835 - Karma: 1,245
buy a rat
Dec 28 2013 8:02PM
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HeshTaDeath
Posts: 152 - Karma: 827
Marlboros.
Dec 28 2013 8:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
go into debt
become addicted to cigarettes
become an alcoholic
gamble your life savings away
adopt an African child
buy dildos online

just a few things i did on my 18th
Dec 28 2013 9:05PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Op what did you do?
Dec 28 2013 9:07PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
Remember to renew your license because it'll be expired pretty soon
Dec 28 2013 9:25PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
or tattoo your dick size and blood type on your forehead
Dec 28 2013 9:25PM
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SOSA69
Posts: 265 - Karma: 185
PACK A BOONKIE
Dec 28 2013 9:50PM
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lill_sominsomin
Posts: 131 - Karma: 319
Ended up meeting a ton of extended family, ate dinner with my grandparents (grandma turned 90 and has same bday). But not much. I was visiting my dad cuz he lives in rural Idaho so not much I could do. New years however, will for sure be turnt.
Dec 28 2013 10:27PM
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lill_sominsomin
Posts: 131 - Karma: 319
Was thinking of a Prince Albert. And sorry everybody for my letdown of sold 7 proportions
Dec 28 2013 10:29PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
get high
Dec 28 2013 10:47PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,612
cup your hand over your asshole, fart, then smell your hand after
Dec 28 2013 10:51PM
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