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Alex schlopy bad "hockeystop", revealed to be terrible skier

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i_have_a_dick
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So this was the top comment on the xgames 2013 finals.. Click for larger image
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now ive seen numerous bad youtube comments before, especially on park ski edits but this one was really terrible. also i couldnt tell with youtubes new g+ comment system but it seems to be a top comment (as i have it rated by tops). ive tried to make threads on this before, last time with the traveling circuis yt comments wherein andy misses the episode and chompton is gone so youtubers proceed to bash the fuck out of rob hule/max hill/ other line skiers and line itself. (for some reason i cant acess the thread https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/760457/)

the amount of big mountian freeskier junkies / park alienated generalpublic / noobs, that hate on park skiing in youtube comments is crazy. just about every ski edit on youtube has comment wars about off piste vs park, i could do that vs you couldnt, or even just people being like "that shits easy i bet they couldnt even do blue squares like me hueuheueh".

why is the youtube ski community so mad?



Dec 16 2013 11:46PM
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eheath
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You're seriously getting upset about a stupid comment on youtube?


Really?
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Dec 16 2013 11:48PM
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iH8pow
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because you touch yourself at night
Dec 16 2013 11:49PM
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CrotchKiller
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"youtube ski community"

hahaha
Dec 16 2013 11:52PM
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theabortionator
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I can assure you there are millions of worse comments on youtube.
Dec 17 2013 12:05AM
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FroesenSkeeze
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"Where ever the eyes go kids, the head follows"... (18:55)

Makes sense.
Dec 17 2013 12:17AM
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Bo_bot9
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so why did you think making a thread about this was a good idea?
Dec 17 2013 12:59AM
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*TURBONERD*
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It's funny because his mom was a pro ski racer and he's indubitably a capable skier.
Dec 17 2013 1:02AM
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phyz
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helloooo youtube community

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Dec 17 2013 1:55AM
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VersaceCockring
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It's fucking youtube..
Dec 17 2013 2:04AM
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JsNeagle
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Yeah if you're going to pick on someone for ski technique, choosing a member of one of the best skiing families in the country probably isn't the best idea.
Dec 17 2013 8:42AM
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Substitute
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Who cares
Dec 17 2013 8:56AM
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AceleTerrie
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it was also a girl who said that...
Dec 17 2013 11:42AM
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Jaggy_Snake
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You read Youtube comments?

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Dec 17 2013 12:01PM
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chicken
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I HATE unstylish hockey stops. If you can't "hockey-stop" perfect, you are a no-good parkrat with no technical skills

Dec 17 2013 12:08PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I was confused who you were for a second then I realized you had to be the only competent ex-racer who regularly posts on NS. Stop changing your shit.
Dec 17 2013 12:32PM
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RubberSoul
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we should have a steeziest stop contest. i'd probably win
Dec 17 2013 12:53PM
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GayWolf420
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close your legs, i can smell your pussy from here OP.
Dec 17 2013 12:56PM
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GreenStezz
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Eyes are hurting.......................
Dec 17 2013 12:58PM
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ThatCOprep
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She was my coach for 2 years. She is an amazing skier, the whole family is.
Dec 17 2013 2:58PM
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Brock.
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I'm the best hocekystopper at my mountain.
Dec 17 2013 3:12PM
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Goku
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It's true though, most park skiers can't really ski for shit.
Dec 17 2013 3:13PM
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powerbong2000
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thought it was pretty clear that youtube comments are the lowest form of human interaction.
Dec 17 2013 3:20PM
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hippy.
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what id do to her if i saw her in real life
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Dec 17 2013 5:02PM
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Shredsterr
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She's gonna be quivering in her boots after the comment I left for her.

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Dec 17 2013 5:29PM
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mski
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That bitch will die fat
Dec 17 2013 5:49PM
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128368798788
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quoting for emphasis
Dec 17 2013 5:51PM
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casey_cope
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Im sick of people hating on park skiing in general. If one more kid at my school talks about how gay park skiing is the bitch gon get kicked in the throat with a ski boot
Dec 17 2013 7:05PM
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J_skis
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It's just skiing. . . not hockey
Dec 17 2013 8:06PM
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jsnow
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For those on the ice coast some days it feels like an ice rink minus the refs, but you still get the roid bros from dirty jers.
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