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Provocative things to say about my classmates

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Posts: 96 - Karma: 600
My school has this twitter account called (our school name)admirers. There is an ask.fm page where you say whatever you want about the peolple at my school and someone posts it on the twitter. I've run out of things to say so i figured id ask you. here are soem examples of the tweets "Hannah L, might be gluten free, but I'll take her flour any day." "Mitch W can throw his balls at me any day!;)" "Niall and Gavin can Eiffel Tower me ANY day" "Clara B just like your name says you're like the sun... You get me up in more ways than one ;)"
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SFB
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"hi my name is OP and im down for a butt pounding any day of the week."
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freestyler540
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,449
Sit on my face.

I'd drag my dick through a mile of glass just to suck a fart out of your car seat.

Shit on my chest.

I want to suck a fart out of your ass like a bong rip.


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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
i did a really weird snort laugh and the librarian came over and asked what i thought was so funny.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38115 - Karma: 129,917
"Next Wednesday. Mark my words. There will be bloodshed on my behalf."
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
Step your rumor game up OP. start a shit load of controversial rumors, like weird sexual stuff. Like I can't believe Jason fucked Brittany in an ice cream truck using smuckers for lube
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Turkelton
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"Last week, I found my friend shoving my canary up his butt. His name is Joey"
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