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How the hell do you shower with a bummed knee

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ModMommy
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I feel like I'm a toddler learning how to stand or something. There has got to be an easier way to do this.
Dec 12 2013 8:15PM
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Jeebus.
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take a bath?
Dec 12 2013 8:16PM
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proZach
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you gotta tell us more about the brace and whatever you're rockin. what you wrote doesn't help hoss.
Dec 12 2013 8:17PM
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CheddarJack
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I can help ;)
Dec 12 2013 8:18PM
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whoa-dere
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i'll help you
Dec 12 2013 8:19PM
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.Hugo.
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gonna need pics of you in the shower to help you out
Dec 12 2013 8:20PM
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ModMommy
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No bathtubs in dorms.
Dec 12 2013 8:20PM
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Mr.Huck
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If it's bummed, you just have to cheer it up first. Then you should be able to shower without issues.
Dec 12 2013 8:20PM
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GayWolf420
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flick the bean
Dec 12 2013 8:21PM
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ModMommy
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McDavid Dual Disk, Doc gave me this one until I go to the orthopedic surgeon. Pretty sure you can get one at CVS.
Dec 12 2013 8:22PM
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proZach
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just take off the brace, then put it back on?

either that or wrap it in saran wrap and tape the borders. that's what we do in the hospital for patients' IVs/casts/whatever. should be fine
Dec 12 2013 8:28PM
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ModMommy
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Awesome, thank you!
Dec 12 2013 8:32PM
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Sno.
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I would die.
Dec 12 2013 8:35PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Or a trash bag and duct tape. You can wrap the top of the bag in horse tape first so the tape doesn't touch your leg. Or just rip the tape off quickly.
Dec 12 2013 8:37PM
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chacha33
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-Take off clothes

-Position brace at  45 degree angle

-Wrap it in plastic

-????????

-Get hella bottle

Dec 12 2013 9:07PM
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Blake.P
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after i had surgery with open wounds still, i would wrap my knee in syran wrap. i also couldnt stand on it though so i would have to set a chair up in the shower for a week or so. ditch the brace and unless you've had surgery, just stand pretty much on your good leg and use the bad one solely for balance

if its just a brace you can get at a walgreens/cvs/etc, do you really need it to stand? they dont do a ton so i find it hard to believe a $20 brace makes the difference between standing or not
Dec 12 2013 9:31PM
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Parrish
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Don't?
Dec 12 2013 9:31PM
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Blake.P
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probably not an option, especially if she's at college. after i had surgery, i think i went like 4 days without a shower, and i felt like shit, and i was basically confined to my couch
Dec 12 2013 9:32PM
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Parrish
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woosh
Dec 12 2013 9:35PM
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jibbpeter
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After my ACL surgery i was in so much pain that i could bearly stand with my crouches for like 2 weeks.
For showering, just sit down and you should be fine :)
But getting up is something different... good luck!
Dec 12 2013 9:38PM
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cannaguts666
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You must be blonde, huh?
Dec 12 2013 9:56PM
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paige.
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Believe me it was a good decision on their part. Everybody on my floor in rez knew to avoid our bathtubs like the plague. They were solely used for puking in and shower sex.
Dec 12 2013 10:07PM
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ModMommy
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Brunette mothafuckahh
Dec 12 2013 10:13PM
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ModMommy
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I'm on crutches right now, the brace is doing jack shit.
Dec 12 2013 10:18PM
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cannaguts666
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Ooo baby, even better.

Wanna ride my face while I fuck you wit my tongue?
Dec 12 2013 10:20PM
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ModMommy
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I just want to take a shower
Dec 12 2013 10:21PM
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cannaguts666
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You can shower me with your sweet tuna juice
Dec 12 2013 10:29PM
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GayWolf420
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im 12, i'll tell my mom 2 get some at the store
Dec 12 2013 10:45PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Figures a woman wouldn't be able to figure it out. tehe?
Dec 12 2013 11:00PM
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Sno.
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oh yeah-- well I was talking about living without a bathtub in general...trust me, I could do without a dorm bathtub.
Dec 12 2013 11:50PM
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-MK-
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What did you do to it?
Dec 13 2013 12:20AM
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no_steeze
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One time i hurt my leg super bad and could only take baths beause of m cast and my aprents saw my penis when i was getting out of the bath adn it was super embarassing beause i was at the age where that stuff is super embarrassing and i tried to cover it with a waschcloth like it wasnt a big deal but they totally knew i was trying to cover my peener but they saw it anyway and they were probably like "damn waht have we done wrong. our son has a tiny peener and veggies" but its not that small it's pretty big according to my grlfriend but she probably would say that even if it was small because she loves me and i give her good sex that makes her have cums
Dec 13 2013 12:24AM
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TheGreenBastard
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u go raw for 6 months
Dec 13 2013 1:08AM
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Shredsterr
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Dude you're gnarly!

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Dec 13 2013 3:20AM
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SFB
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my mom says we r out of tuna can you pick me up some 2?
Dec 13 2013 10:59AM
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papermache
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bum knees, aint nobody got time for that
Dec 13 2013 12:36PM
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Willgum
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Take a stool in with you so you can sit/lean on it
Dec 13 2013 1:02PM
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SkiThe603
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I'll come over and help you
Dec 13 2013 1:10PM
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Lemuel
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After surgery I had a shower stool and used saran wrap and medical tape.
Dec 13 2013 1:28PM
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theblackrod
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There should be a handicapped shower with the pull down bench seat. I used to use it on extremely hungover mornings during my college days hahaha
Dec 13 2013 1:52PM
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SSteezle
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my roommates and I used to just keep a chair in the shower for the same reason
Dec 13 2013 4:24PM
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mski
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Chair, Garbage Bag, and some Duct Tape
Dec 13 2013 4:35PM
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theabortionator
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Is this a balance problem or do you have shit going on where you can't get your knee wet? If you can't get it wet bag it and duct tape it. If it's a balance issue than I don't understand this.
Dec 13 2013 5:15PM
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