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Nuke Your City of Choice

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987321654hgfd
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http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

So this is what would happen to NYC if it was hit with the largest nuclear weapon ever tested. My hometown is just outside the blue ring between right before Freeport. Probably wouldn't fare so well

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Let's see you nuke your favorite spots.
Dec 11 2013 8:39PM
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coling
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Philidephia. Gayest city ever. Or dc
Dec 11 2013 8:41PM
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Spagett+
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"location Op's house not found"
Dec 11 2013 8:42PM
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Aidan-G
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Reno, 90% of SoCal
Dec 11 2013 8:42PM
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Anathema
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canada
Dec 11 2013 8:44PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Any major Chinese city. Nuclear Radiation > Smog. At least you'll die a slow painful death instead of an even slower less-painful death. Ha fuck your logic OP.
Dec 11 2013 8:46PM
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BigScaryLarry
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i wouldnt want to nuke anywhere man. peace on earth dude. love they neighbor
Dec 11 2013 8:48PM
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Rafiki
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detroit, no fucks given
Dec 11 2013 8:50PM
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ohmyglob8
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boston, or the city/town of the Westboro Baptist Church
Dec 11 2013 8:54PM
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-benedetto
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I would barely survive an NYC nuke but the upwind might get me!!
Dec 11 2013 8:57PM
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Heart
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Detroit.
Dec 11 2013 9:34PM
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GayWolf420
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Reno
Dec 11 2013 9:39PM
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Blurst
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My hometown just narrowly escapes the outerring if toronto was the be struck. Cool

Dec 11 2013 9:40PM
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krum
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NUKE MONTREAL!!!!!! FUCK THOSE FRENCH BASTURDS!!!!!!
Dec 11 2013 9:42PM
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Blurst
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but the poutin
Dec 11 2013 9:43PM
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Shredsterr
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What do you like more? Poutine or poutin?
Dec 11 2013 9:48PM
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Juicy-J
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delaware - the entire state. nobody would give a shit and you get to drop a nuke. win/win?
Dec 11 2013 9:52PM
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Aidan-G
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I wanted to say this about Texas but then we'd lose some great BBQ. There food has saved them
Dec 11 2013 9:55PM
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Labattski
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ATL
Dec 11 2013 9:58PM
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RimJobber
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But Gus   D:
Dec 11 2013 9:59PM
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SFB
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oops

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Dec 11 2013 10:01PM
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last_tango
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LA
Dec 11 2013 10:03PM
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SFB
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bigger oops


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Dec 11 2013 10:05PM
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bigbromskier
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poor Reno getting its usual unwarranted hate. given the right job opportunity i could live down there. keep in mind blasting reno would fuck with the tahoe basin, though the mountains might help.

i'd bomb Miami. fuck that place. throw in a few more for the rest of florida. people move there to die anyways.
Dec 11 2013 10:08PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Cheyenne
Dec 11 2013 10:13PM
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Benson.
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Complete waste of a nuke, though I agree with the Westboro Baptist Church.

I personally would nuke basically anything in the middle east, or the damn city of damn Detroit.
Dec 11 2013 10:20PM
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Aidan-G
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If you detonated in the air it would only destroy Reno, wouldn't make it to Tahoe. And trust me my hate of Reno is completely warranted
Dec 11 2013 10:21PM
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RimJobber
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I feel like a strike on Vegas would be more warranted....
Dec 11 2013 10:24PM
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Willgum
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I wouldnt be too bothered if the entire state of New Jersey was nuked, maybe Long Island too
Dec 11 2013 10:24PM
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Aidan-G
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Just nuked Notre Dame. Very satisfying
Dec 11 2013 10:25PM
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Aidan-G
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That's on the list, definitely top 10. Reno is still number 1
Dec 11 2013 10:27PM
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Spagett+
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I just nuked boulder. I don't mind boulder except for the hippies. Plus el gato lives there and if he dies I get his mod powers.
Dec 11 2013 10:28PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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New Jersey. Satisfying.
Dec 11 2013 10:30PM
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J_BISCHOF
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Rutland Vermont. Even though my home town would get incinerated at the edge of the blast, it would be worth it.
Dec 11 2013 10:46PM
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Parrish
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Not a city, but Florida. Fuck Florida.
Dec 11 2013 10:47PM
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SFB
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whatever pussy i nuked most of the west coast.
Dec 11 2013 11:06PM
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VT_FLO
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China. I would nuke china.
Dec 11 2013 11:07PM
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jibbpeter
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Mehico city is fucking done... 12M casualties
Dec 11 2013 11:09PM
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C-Burg
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why would you nuke a town that already looks like a wasteland
Dec 11 2013 11:16PM
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Benson.
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Well, if we're nuking whole countries now,
i'm gonna nuke the entire middle east.
Dec 11 2013 11:35PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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Gainesville, Florida. Goodbye Gators!
Dec 12 2013 12:12AM
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whoa-dere
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toronto
Dec 12 2013 12:15AM
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JAHpow
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Oh boy, where to start?

Tehran, Pyongyang, Islamabad, Baghdad, Cairo, Tripoli, Kabul, Mogadishu, Havana (all of Cuba), Damascus, Bogota, Beijing, and Beirut.
Dec 12 2013 12:23AM
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Rafiki
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i did the largest bomb you could do (100,000 kt) in beijing and there was so many causalities it got stuck calculating them
Dec 12 2013 12:28AM
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PeppermillReno
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Awful thread.


Glad to see I am winning against hating ass trolls trashing my emotional home.  RENO IS THE GREATEST CITY FOR ANYONE WHO SKIS.  SALT LAKE IS FOR ASS RIMMING MORMONS WHO WANT TO JERK OFF CRUSTY ASS 50 YEAR OLDS IN THE SNOWBOARD TRAM LINE AND LOOK HARDCORE.  YOU GAY FUCKS.  AND SUMMIT IS FOR PUSSYS WHO THINK SHIT LIKE VAIL VILLAGE IS NICE...NAH IT AINT NICE ITS 1%ers SHOWING OFF SKIING GAPER TERRAIN.  GET A PASSPORT AND GO TO EUROPE AND GET SOME FUCKING CULTURE IF YOU LIKE THAT SHIT YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT.

Bet most of you have never left the USA who come on this shit hating.


Today I drank 50 dollar bottles of wine for half price and had half priced escargot here in Reno for dinner.  Yeah nuke it lol.  Salt Lake City is so much better with mormons makign you buy 3% beer.  Or summit county with their flat mountains that are bitchier than  new england.  You lame ass fuck niggas.  I hope you all go to jail and get what you deserve.


Everywhere in America has their redeeming qualities.  Travel a little and you can find it out for yourself.





Dec 12 2013 12:35AM
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PeppermillReno
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Philly is a good call though.

I know this from people who have had to live there they say every other person is a total meathead and is mentally disabled.
Dec 12 2013 12:37AM
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swalls
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Albany aka the concrete jungle.
Dec 12 2013 12:39AM
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krum
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Salt Lake City is for dick salt licking/ Mitt Romney fan boys. NUKE THE LIVING FUCK OUTTA IT
Dec 12 2013 12:40AM
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Parrish
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You seem to care more about the alcohol availability then the actual skiing. We get it, you like Reno, woooohooo.


And "A$$"? are we serious here with the money signs? Yikes.
Dec 12 2013 12:44AM
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PeppermillReno
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Yup.

If you are female and from Utah and you don't get married off to a polygamous family I give you respect.  Its OK to be from Utah if you are a chick if you are a guy you are a bitch if you live there.  Unless you have 10 wives your a joke.  Southern Utah where people rock polygamy is cool especially cause its close to Vegas.

If you are born with a penis, live in Utah, and don't have 10 wives you are a mitt romney rimming bitch.  PERIOD.  No argument that is it.


Why wont a single decent NBA player since Stockton and Malone play there?  They all refuse to cause it sucks so much dick.  D Williams peaced first chance he got.  And thats your only team. 
Dec 12 2013 12:45AM
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Parrish
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Wait, shit, my fonts are fucked up, I apologize for that part.
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