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ARE YOU most attractive member on NS?

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No Life

This morning I sat down to write an Op-Ed piece for NS titled "The Hottest Blue/Pinknames According to Me." After 30 minutes of frustration, I came to a depressing conclusion: I have no idea which of you guys are hot. I don't know the usernames of the NS'ers I follow on instagram, and there's no way I can be sure they are the hottest.

So I'm making this thread to make my job a little easier. Show me why YOU deserve the title of hottest member.

While pictures are important, don't forget to include the little things (no, not your penis) that make you a babe: Do you drive race cars? Are you a lumberjack? Do you not have a gag reflex?

Also- Red, Green, and Purple names- If you make a very strong argument, I might include you too.

Cheers, may the best Blue/Pink win

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Loner

Sorry, I know I'm ugly.

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Crazy Fool

I'm stupid and ugly but my penis is sublime.

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Ridiculous

i can roll a burrito with my eyes closed.

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Addict

I look like Kimbo Slice beat me in the face with a shovel, but my rimjob skills are on point.

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Addict

My apartment smells of rich mahogany

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Addict

What if we set up a bracket of sorts with our competitors and let the people of newschoolers vote

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Addict

That would swiftly destroy my confidence lol

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Ridiculous

Women give me dildos so you could say I'm pretty attractive

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No Life

So wrong BUT SO RIGHT

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Crazy Fool

what the shit Mr.sloth i'm hot as fuck.

im hot because i can beat the shit out of people.

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CaptainObvious.

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No Life

I can attest to this.

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Addict

/thread

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Crazy Fool

39 pages for you to go through

hottest guys of NS:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/673700/page/1/

hottest gals of NS:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/674236/page/1/

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Insane

Thank you purely for the sold 7 $100 Bill on the girls page that somehow I've never seen before

12 years ago

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No Life

For the past few weeks i have been a lumberjack, do i win?

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Crazy Fool

Hahahaha I forgot about that. I love how it's the only thing quoted for like 5 pages it's so amazing. You can also tell that upvoting happened after this, as I think it's only like +1 or 2 haha

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Pro

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Yes I am.

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Insane

i am a fantastic cook, have luscious blonde hair and teach children how to freeski

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Crazy Fool

This is my actual eye.

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Addict

I seriously do drive rave cars. Can provide pics if anyone is interested.

I'm the hottest skier on the mountain.

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Crazy Fool

Not that I don't believe you but I'm calling Wanker_Tanker to bring his test kit before I take that. You say it's a Lambo but I feel like there's a Fiero under there.

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I run alot of road raves so Im really in shape

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Addict

I hate when people play the rave card...

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Loner

by burrito you mean blunt right, because if you do.......skeet city

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Ridiculous

tomato, tomahto...

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Crazy Fool

that would be me...

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No Life

I've got some pretty good facial aesthetics, but I look really young for my age. Dat late bloomer status.

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Addict

Delivering:

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Crazy Fool

Skiierman

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Crazy Fool

I restored my Mustang from the ground up and cook... That's all I got.

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Addict

I'm chubby and make people laugh. I defer from this competition.

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Crazy Fool

He knows haha he just wanted to post pics of his rave car.

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Addict

marry me?

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/673700/

lindsay jibber nailed it on that one.

12 years ago

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Insane

Abandon thread!

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No Life

I have a great personality.

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No Life

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Addict

You also have a Brand New album cover for your avatar so thats a plus.

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Crazy Fool

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

LOL

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Crazy Fool

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//END THREAD

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Crazy Fool

1337 is a green name...

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Addict

Although he should be a red white and blue name...

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Crazy Fool

Tie between me and jaydope.

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@th1337

i think ashley would tell you im all the cuteness. all of it.

and she's green so her opinion is fact and as such is beyond contestation.

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Basement Dweller

Ya that means I win

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Crazy Fool

Congratz most attractive boi

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Addict

I mean duh it's el gato. I saw him on tinychat and he is hot and so is his cat.

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